Skip to comments.
Iowahawk: When Spuds Are Outlawed, Only Outlaws Will Have Spuds
Iowahawk
| January 27, 2011
| David Burge
Posted on 01/27/2011 6:56:59 PM PST by EveningStar
There comes a time when a man must make his stand.
That moment came for me today, when US President / Commander-in-Chief / National School Lunch Lady Barack Obama took to the airwaves to declare an all-out War on Tater Tots. And right on cue, his missus traveled to Fort Jackson SC to brief military leaders on a pressing "national security problem" -- childhood obesity.
Continued
TOPICS: Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: agriculture; gardening; getyerhandsoffmytots; iowahawk; michelleobama; napl; obama; spudnikmoment
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
To: dighton; IowaHawk; aculeus; afraidfortherepublic; Allegra; andyssister; AnnaZ; bamahead; ...
I'm temporarily handling the Iowahawk ping list while dighton is away.
Please let me know if you want to be added to or removed from the list.
Please ping me to Iowahawk articles. Thanks. :)
2
posted on
01/27/2011 6:57:54 PM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: EveningStar
please ping me! I love this dude!
3
posted on
01/27/2011 7:03:27 PM PST
by
acapesket
To: EveningStar
With SS broke, it looks like they’d want us to eat more junk food......
4
posted on
01/27/2011 7:03:58 PM PST
by
Red Badger
(Whenever these vermin call you an 'idiot', you can be sure that you are doing something right.)
To: EveningStar
Ok then, I’m sticking to mashed pots with milk and butter. As for tater tots, I’ll pull up Ron White and check with him.
5
posted on
01/27/2011 7:04:04 PM PST
by
ReverendJames
(Only A Painter Or A Liberal Can Change Black To White)
To: EveningStar
This is the springboard issue that Dan Quayle has been waiting for.
6
posted on
01/27/2011 7:06:55 PM PST
by
TChad
To: acapesket
Corn is much more fattening than spuds, so lets outlaw that too.
I have an idea! Lets make a law to substitute the sugar and high fructose corn syrup with carrot juice, the healthy sweetener. /s
7
posted on
01/27/2011 7:07:59 PM PST
by
D Rider
To: EveningStar
Join the revolution!
Kettle fried chips!
Bacon cheeseburgers with onions!
BACON AND EGGS!
Man the barricades!
8
posted on
01/27/2011 7:10:57 PM PST
by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: EveningStar
Lets analyze this. Tater tots are potatoes deep fried in grease. So is it the substances outlawed or the appearance that is outlawed? I’ll let you figure out the ridiculousness of the idea from there.
9
posted on
01/27/2011 7:25:54 PM PST
by
mamelukesabre
(Si Vis Pacem Para Bellum (If you want peace prepare for war))
To: EveningStar
The Obamas are such good role models...
10
posted on
01/27/2011 7:28:37 PM PST
by
LibFreeOrDie
(Obama promised a gold mine, but will give us the shaft.)
To: D Rider
If you try to take away my hot tea with milk and sugar, there will be TROUBLE. :)
11
posted on
01/27/2011 7:29:23 PM PST
by
Politicalmom
(America-The Land of the Sheep, the Home of the Caved.)
To: EveningStar
If he’s crazy enough to go after Tater Tot Hot Dish, 0bama and the Dems will lose Minnesota for sure, you betcha.
12
posted on
01/27/2011 7:58:45 PM PST
by
Hunton Peck
(I am required to warn you that this metaphor is registered as a deadly weapon in 32 states.)
To: EveningStar; IowaHawk
They can have my potato when they pry it out of the back of my swimsuit.
13
posted on
01/27/2011 8:17:56 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: EveningStar
Please add me to the Iowahawk ping list, even for non-potatocentric articles.
14
posted on
01/27/2011 8:31:23 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: acapesket
15
posted on
01/27/2011 8:43:53 PM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: Slings and Arrows
16
posted on
01/27/2011 8:44:30 PM PST
by
EveningStar
(Karl Marx is not one of our Founding Fathers.)
To: EveningStar
17
posted on
01/27/2011 9:14:44 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: EveningStar
Please add me to the ping list too.
18
posted on
01/27/2011 9:15:43 PM PST
by
TChad
To: EveningStar; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
19
posted on
01/27/2011 10:45:58 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Cicero; Slings and Arrows
Bacon cheeseburgers with onions!
BACON AND EGGS! To paraphrase:
"Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, eggs, cheese, and bacon."
I'll take it, with a sprinkle of bacon bits on the eggs, please!
20
posted on
01/27/2011 11:16:17 PM PST
by
ApplegateRanch
(Made in America, by proud American citizens, in 1946.)
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first 1-20, 21-28 next last
Disclaimer:
Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual
posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its
management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the
exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson
