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  • The Red Tide

    06/24/2017 4:48:00 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 4 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 6-24-17 | MOTUS
    Red Tide: noun 1. a discoloration of seawater caused by a bloom (large concentrations of aquatic microorganisms) of toxic red dinoflagellates. It is caused by microscopic algae that produce toxins that kill fish and make shellfish dangerous to eat 2. a discoloration of  facts caused by a bloom (large concentrations of media microorganisms) of toxic anti-red state journalists. It is caused by microbial scum that produce toxic fake news  red alerts about Russian hacking in hopes of killing Trump’s presidency and making Republicans dangerous to elect. By daylight  you can see this scourge for what it actually is: a...
  • How Melania Trump Stacks Up So Far To Michelle Obama (double bag hurl alert)

    06/22/2017 3:07:47 PM PDT · by drewh · 84 replies
    News One ^ | Written By China Dickerson
    Both Melania Trump and Michelle Obama had modest upbringings: one is White, born in Yugoslavia. The other is Black, raised on the South Side of Chicago. When Melania married Donald Trump in 2005, he was already a real estate magnate. When Michelle married Barack Obama in 1992, he had just become a law school professor. Both Trump and Obama went on to become president of the United States, and both women who hail from different walks of life, found themselves thrust in the job of first lady. So who has worn the FLOTUS title best? I submit, Michelle, 53. Not...
  • Michelle Obama’s Colorful Sundress Is Just What Your Closet Needs This Season (barf alert)

    06/19/2017 8:01:45 PM PDT · by drewh · 83 replies
    Yahoo News ^ | June 18 2017
    Since leaving the White House in January, Michelle Obama has stayed relatively quiet and deprived us of her almost daily power-dressing inspiration. However, the former FLOTUS stepped out in N.Y.C. on Thursday in a vibrant summer sundress that we’re seriously hoping to copy for our next warm-weather event. For a day out in Manhattan, Obama chose a knee-length frock with vertical stripes of shades of blue and green that elongated her frame. She paired the vibrant dress with cat-eye sunglasses, hoop earrings, and nude pointy-toe pumps, keeping her accessories minimal to let her dress take center stage. ADVERTISING Michelle Obama...
  • Michelle Obama holds fitness 'bootcamps' for friends

    06/19/2017 4:12:26 PM PDT · by Zakeet · 38 replies
    The Hill ^ | June 19, 2017 | Judy Kurtz
    The former first lady says she's been hosting "bootcamps" for her friends to help whip them into shape and "be healthy together." [Snip] "When I was at the White House, I often hosted bootcamp weekends for my close girlfriends," Obama, 53, wrote. "It didn't matter that we were all at varying fitness levels. Our bootcamp weekends were a reminder that if we want to keep taking care of others, we need to take care of ourselves first."
  • Michelle Obama to Silicon Valley: 'Are you ready to have women at the table?'

    06/07/2017 8:23:38 PM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 47 replies
    CNN Tech ^ | June 6, 2017 | Heather Kelly
    Michelle Obama looked out into an audience packed with mostly male tech workers and asked them to make room for women in technology. Obama was a guest speaker at WWDC, Apple's annual developer conference, on Tuesday. She was introduced by Tim Cook himself before sitting down with Lisa Jackson, the former head of the EPA who now heads up social and environmental initiatives for Apple. Their hour-long discussion touched on Obama's post-White House life, diversity in tech and not falling down the stairs of Air Force One. Apple did not allow press into the event, but CNN Tech spoke to...
  • Newly released email: Clinton asked to fly on separate plane from Michelle Obama in 2011

    06/02/2017 2:54:55 AM PDT · by markomalley · 40 replies
    Washington Examiner ^ | 6/1/17 | Mandy Mayfield
    Hillary Clinton asked a top aide in 2011 whether she could fly on a separate airplane from former first lady Michelle Obama to Betty Ford's funeral, according to a newly released email.Judicial Watch released on Thursday more than 2,000 emails from Clinton's unauthorized private email server she used as secretary of state. One of the documents revealed a conversation between Clinton and then-Deputy Chief of Staff Huma Abedin about how she would rather not ride the same plane as Obama en route Ford's funeral in Palm Desert, Calif."I'd be honored to speak," Clinton said in reference to Betty Ford's funeral....
  • FLOTUS-2-FLOTUS: Gender Inequality – It’s More Than Just Equal Pay For Equal Work

    05/31/2017 3:43:46 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 3 replies
    MOTUS A.D. ^ | 5-31-17 | MOTUS
    Ex-president Obama was right all along about gender inequality: Both these women have held the same job, and both have received the same pay (nothing) and yet…clearly life is unfair. I guess I can see how such inequality could lead to instability, violence, terrorism even. Today’s reflection compliments of Donnie, one of our regular irregulars.
  • Where to Buy Michelle Obama’s Trendy One-Shoulder Top (Barf alert - she's vacationing in Italy)

    05/23/2017 12:53:59 PM PDT · by simpson96 · 94 replies
    New York Magazine ^ | 5/22/2017 | Lindsay Peoples
    The ever-polished Michelle Obama stepped out this weekend in Montalcino, Italy, and gave us the best inspiration for a vacation style to steal for the summer. The former First Lady wore a pink one-shoulder shirt from Teija, a Finnish designer who trained under Christoper Bailey at Burberry before creating her own label. The shirt added a playful note to Michelle’s post–White House wardrobe, which has largely consisted of tea-length dresses and cashmere cardigans. She complemented the look with cropped white jeans, simple flat sandals, and gold hoops. This chic top is the perfect piece to wear all summer: It...
  • MAGA: It’s Mother’s Day Not Nanny-State Day

    05/14/2017 6:24:55 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 2 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 5-14-17 | MOTUS
    I see that in honor of Mother’s Day weekend the little mother from North Korea decided to test his unguided missiles again. He might want to be a little more judicious when playing his virtual reality games in the future as the stakes tend to get higher every time you play.He might get the Mothers’ Day special whether he ordered it or not.But speaking of Mother’s Day, Melania continued the White House tradition of hosting Military Mothers ahead of Mother’s Day.Lady M hosts Mother’s Day Military Family event, 2011Melania hosts Mother’s Day Military Family event, 2017Making America Great Again, one...
  • Michelle Obama accidentally tweets former staffer's number

    05/05/2017 9:11:22 PM PDT · by Olog-hai · 7 replies
    Associated Press ^ | May 5, 2017 7:32 PM EDT
    Having former first lady Michelle Obama tweet your telephone number is one way to get a lot of attention. […] The telephone number apparently belongs to Duncan Wolfe, a former White House creative digital strategist. The tweet was quickly taken down. Calls were met with “I’m not available right now” and a mailbox full notification. An official who works for the Obamas says it was an accident and her account was not hacked. …
  • Chris Rock Reveals Hilariously Wrong Advice He Gave to Michelle Obama

    05/03/2017 7:20:17 PM PDT · by PJ-Comix · 20 replies
    NewsBusters ^ | May 3, 2017 | P.J. Gladnick
    Sometimes crossed signals can result in communication that go horribly and, in the case of comedian Chris Rock, hilariously wrong. What made the misunderstanding so funny is that it happened at the final White House party hosted by President Barack Obama. And the person with whom the signals were so horribly/hilariously misunderstood was First Lady Michelle Obama.  Chris Rock revealed what happened on the May 2 Tonight Show while recounting the laugh error to host Jimmy Fallon.
  • Let Them Eat Salt

    05/03/2017 9:51:12 AM PDT · by ForYourChildren · 36 replies
    Washington Free Bacon ^ | May 2, 2017 | Elizabeth Harrington
    Trump admin provides flexibility from Michelle Obama lunch! The Trump administration is allowing kids 300 more milligrams of salt in their school lunches. In one of his first acts as secretary of agriculture, Sonny Perdue announced his department was moving to "Make School Meals Great Again" by giving schools greater flexibility in complying with former First Lady Michelle Obama's lunch rules. Perdue, the former governor of Georgia, announced the changes on Monday during a visit to a Virginia elementary school. Schools can now provide an additional 320 mgs more sodium in school lunches, on average, and the government can now...
  • First on CNN: Trump administration ending Michelle Obama's girls education program

    05/01/2017 1:00:06 PM PDT · by Oldeconomybuyer · 37 replies
    CNN ^ | May 1, 2017 | By Kevin Liptak
    The Trump administration is discontinuing a signature girls education initiative championed by former first lady Michelle Obama, according to officials. The "Let Girls Learn" program, which she and President Barack Obama started in 2015 to facilitate educational opportunities for adolescent girls in developing countries, will cease operation immediately, according to an internal document obtained by CNN. News of the program's end came the same day President Donald Trump's agriculture secretary, Sonny Perdue, was visiting an elementary school in suburban Virginia to announce changes to another initiative spotlighted by the former first lady, healthy school lunches. Perdue was set to unveil...
  • Michelle Obama’s ‘Legacy’ Unraveling=> Trump’s Agriculture Dept Unveils New Rules For School Lunches

    04/30/2017 11:21:27 AM PDT · by Helicondelta · 56 replies
    thegatewaypundit.com ^ | Apr 30th, 2017
    Good news! Michelle Obama’s inedible school lunches are about to be a thing of the past. Michelle Obama admittedly loves enchiladas and french fries (and her figure showed it), but she loved to lecture everyone else’s children about eating vegetables. This is what you get with an elite, overreaching government, folks; they tell your children what to eat. Via The Daily Caller: Perdue and Kansas Republican Sen. Pat Roberts will release a new interim rule “designed to provide flexibility for school meals” at an elementary school in Leesburg, Va. Monday, a USDA press release stated. The exact nature of the...
  • The Obamas, Cocaine and the Lady Michelle

    04/13/2017 9:00:28 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 23 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 4/13/17 | Suzanne Eovaldi
    An alleged refusal by the French Ministry of Foreign Affairs (MAEDI) to allow the FBI's special attaché for international relations to interview former President Barack Obama in French Polynesia is getting internet coverage but virtually no narrative in America's media. The U.S. Coast Guard cutter Joseph Napier interdicted the fishing vessel "Lady Michelle" in international waters near St. Vincent Island by zapping its electronic navigation system and rendering it "dead in the water." Four smugglers and contraband including approximately $125 million US dollars in seized cocaine were offloaded into American custody in San Juan, Puerto Rico as DEA and other...
  • Three Years Ago This Week: A Symbol of a Failed Presidency

    04/09/2017 11:28:08 AM PDT · by LSUfan · 11 replies
    Terror Trends Bulletin ^ | Christopher W. Holton
    Can there be anything more symbolic of the Obama administration’s failure to combat the global Jihad than Boko Haram’s kidnapping of hundreds of Christian school girls in Nigeria three years ago? Especially given the fact that Boko Haram subsequently became an Islamic State affiliate. That’s right, one side-effect of the Obama administration allowing the Islamic State to form and metastasize was the joining of forces with the organization that then-first lady Michelle Obama so infamously “attacked” with her hashtag counterterrorism program. This week marks the third anniversary of the mass abduction
  • Like a Necktie For Your Butt

    04/09/2017 8:14:41 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 47 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 4-9-17 | MOTUS
    In case you live in a cave and are unaware: butts are the new boobs. Every young woman wants big ones in the 21st century. Some want them bad enough to have augmentations.There’s just no explaining some people’s taste and delusions. On an objective basis (i.e. da Vinci’s golden ratio) disproportionately large butts are not attractive.But(t) like so many issues, many of them far more important that the size of boobs and butts, pop culture has dictated what people accept as objective reality. Hence young women have been brainwashed into believing they need to haul around a big booty in...
  • Crimaldi: Michelle Obama best hope for Dems in '20

    04/02/2017 6:26:48 AM PDT · by Zakeet · 35 replies
    Boston Herald ^ | April 1, 2017 | Steven Crimaldi
    President Trump is not yet 100 days into his presidency, but you can already hear the voices of voters in the commonwealth clamoring to know who will be the Democratic nominee in 2020 to confine this administration to one term. There is only one candidate who can win 270 votes in the Electoral College - Michelle Obama.
  • Trump sends Moochelle a Bill for her Thieving Ways as First Lady

    04/01/2017 8:48:27 AM PDT · by Oldpuppymax · 25 replies
    The Coach's Team ^ | 4/1/17 | Gene Tierney
    Michelle Obama was just sent a mind blowing bill by President Donald J. Trump for ELEVEN BILLION DOLLARS, to repay the American people for all of the money she and her family blew through during their eight years in the people's home, our WHITE HOUSE. "The Obama family will never be able to pay" this bill, says the computer generated narrator on TheTrumpBreakingNewsNetwork.net who is calling the former first lady the most outrageous spender of all of America's first ladies! The Obama family spent a whopping TEN BILLION on their vacations, food, clothing, liquor, and cigarettes alone, according to the...
  • St. Patrick’s Day: And All Is Well

    03/17/2017 8:59:20 AM PDT · by NOBO2012 · 5 replies
    Michelle Obama's Mirror ^ | 3-17-17 | MOTUS
    Happy St. Patrick’s Day! From a little bull in the grassToday it is quite alright to be green, But please do so responsibly. Overindulging could have serious consequences:Meanwhile, “things dressed up for St. Patrick’s Day” – which doesn’t belong and why?   And finally, I give you a tune aired every St. Patrick’s Day on Detroit’s iconic J.P. McCarthy’s morning drive time radio show: WHY PADDY'S NOT AT WORK TODAY. Also known by several different titles this Pat Cooksey classic was a centerpiece of J. P.’s annual St. Patrick’s Day morning extravaganza held in the lobby of the Fisher Theatre and...