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  • Iowahawk bids goodbye, at least for the time being

    02/04/2017 9:01:04 AM PST · by EveningStar · 46 replies
    Facebook (two links in body of thread) | February 2, 2017 | David Burge
    Quick note: I have decided to check out from the wonderful world of social media, and this FB will be self-destructing soon. If you want to stay in touch you can ping me at davidburge at comcast dot net. Cheers! Link I've had some folks ask me to elaborate, so here goes... 1. no, nobody paid me the million bucks. 2. no, it had nothing to do with the Sam Wang twitter thing. Fact is this has been on my to-do list for some time. I've never been paid for anything I've done online, nor have I wanted to. Even...
  • Like a boss! Iowahawk expertly dismantles media’s ‘election hacking’ B.S.

    12/31/2016 8:17:03 AM PST · by grey_whiskers · 18 replies
    Twitchy ^ | Dec 30 2016 | Sarah D.
    Click the link.
  • Meghan McCain vs. Iowahawk: Dare to take a guess?

    05/08/2013 10:15:15 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 29 replies
    The Daily Caller ^ | May 8, 2013 | Jim Treacher
    More at the link!
  • Iowahawk: May the Cinco be With You

    05/06/2013 8:45:56 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    Iowahawk | May 5, 2013 | David Burge
    May the Cinco be With You Happy 4th & 5th of May! (with apologies to Marty RobbinsThe Ballad of Han CholoOut in the Tatooine town of Mos EisleyI fell in love with an Alderaan girlNighttime would find me in Chalmun's CantinaMusic would play and then Leia would whirlContinued
  • Iowahawk: That Was the Week That Was

    04/21/2013 1:32:21 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 12 replies
    Iowahawk | April 21, 2013 | David Burge
    That Was the Week That Was(with apologies to Billy Joel)Continued
  • Iowahawk: With Apologies to Stephen Sondheim

    02/17/2013 1:12:37 PM PST · by EveningStar · 25 replies
    Breitbart ^ | February 5, 2013 | David Burge
    Isn't it rich? Aren't we a pair? You on the ground smoldering Me in mid-air. Send in the drones.
  • Vanity....Another Classic From Iowahawk (Twitter): #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek

    01/04/2013 8:36:48 PM PST · by Kolath · 10 replies
    Twitter | 01/04/2013 | Kolath
    #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because you voted to keep Mitt Romney from outlawing tampons. David Burge‏@iowahawkblog#WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek because before Nov 6, you were a useful idiot. Now you’re just an idiot. #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek It's all Greek to me. #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek I'll take "Thoughs Never Pondered by Government Employees and Dole Layabouts" for $100, Alex #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek I dunno. Ask the guy in the Gucci hat in front of you in the checkout lane buying steaks with an EBT card.
  • Iowahawk says he might write a book? Yes, please!

    11/23/2012 4:39:23 PM PST · by EveningStar · 12 replies
    Twitchy ^ | November 23, 2012 | Twitchy Staff
    As Twitchy readers are well aware, we have major love for the hilarious and irreverent Iowahawk. So, when we heard that he’s considering writing a book, we couldn’t help but feel thrills up our legs.
  • Iowahawk: White House Scientists Struggle to Contain Outbreak of Scrutonium

    10/08/2012 8:38:17 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 19 replies
    Iowahawk | October 8, 2012 | David Burge
    WASHINGTON DC - Engaged a relentless battle against time and fatigue, a select group of message scientists assembled by the White House's Center for Narrative Control say they will take "all steps necessary" to contain a recent outbreak of scrutonium, a deadly poll-eating supervirus that attacks the immuno-hope system, leaving victims vulnerable to material facts. "Failure is simply not an option," said an exhausted Mission Chief David Axelrod. "If left unchecked, this virus may actually force us to move back to Chicago." Continued
  • (Vanity) latest from the Twitter world: #burnthemathwitch (ridicule the left)

    09/03/2012 12:09:08 PM PDT · by Kolath · 1 replies
    Twitter ^ | 9/3/2012 | kolath
    Ever since Paul Ryan was picked by Romney for the VP slot, the forces of the left have been nitpicking Ryan's wonkish knowledge of the Federal budget. The typical talking heads at MSNBC (Chris Matthews most notably) are so apoplectic it's actually funny to watch. Noted Twitter humorist (@iowahawkblog) know by his handle "Karma's janitor" has set up a hashtag to further tweek the left. Come join the fun! Twitter humor at its finest! #burnthemathwitch
  • Stars Get In Your Eyes

    08/27/2012 6:28:31 PM PDT · by penelopesire · 22 replies
    Iowahawk blog ^ | 8/27/12 | David Burge
    Stars Get In Your Eyes   Special Iowahawk Guest Commentary By Barack Obama, Stargazer-in-Chief  When I learned of the untimely passing of Neil Armstrong I was, like all Americans, deeply moved and saddened. I share your sense of loss for this American hero, even if his fame had been eclipsed by others over the years. But in our shared moment of grief, let us also celebrate his historic accomplishment in becoming the first astronaut eulogized by me, Barack Obama, our nation's historic first African-American president. Neil's passing gives all of us all pause to consider deeper questions. What does it mean for...
  • Iowahawk: You Didn't Build That

    07/21/2012 11:14:26 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 26 replies
    Iowahawk | July 21, 2012 | David Burge
    You Didn't Build That Readings from the Book of Barack1 In the beginning Govt created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the economy was formless and void, darkness was over the surface of the ATMs, and the Spirit of Govt was hovering over the land.Continued
  • Iowahawk: DNC Scientists Disprove Existence of Roberts' Taxon

    07/06/2012 4:52:41 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 12 replies
    Iowahawk | July 6, 2012 | David Burge
    WASHINGTON DC - Jubilant scientists at the DNC's High Speed Word Collider (HSWC) announced today they have conclusively disproven the existence of Roberts' Taxon, the theoretical radioactive Facton particle that some had worried would lead to the implosion of the entire Universal Health Care System. Continued
  • Iowahawk: One Afternoon In a Garage in Reno, Nevada

    05/16/2012 12:23:03 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 3 replies
    Iowahawk | May 14, 2012 | David Burge
    Good afternoon! Hello, residents of Whispering Hills subdivision! Thank you for that fine reception. How's everybody doin' out there? Now that's what I call spirit - Reno spirit. American spirit! Yessir, what you folks might lack in numbers, you make up for in enthusiasm. Just like Reno is the 'Biggest Little City in the USA,' I've gotta say you folks are the Biggest Little Garage Sale Crowd in Reno this afternoon. So give yourself a Biggest Little Hand! Continued
  • Iowahawk: Julia's Circle of Life

    05/05/2012 10:16:32 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 29 replies
    Iowahawk | May 4, 2012 | David Burge
    The continuing adventures of Barack Obama's favorite eyeless, mouthless government dependent Continued
  • Hi Neighbor! Special Guest Commentary by the Sarah Palin

    04/05/2012 3:57:58 AM PDT · by radioone · 3 replies
    Iowahawk ^ | 4-4-12 | Iowahawk
    Special Guest Commentary by the Sarah Palin Homunculus that Lives Inside Liberals' Heads Knockity knock! Oh hi there! I was out shooting caribou on the Arctic Cat and saw your synapse lights on, and so I said to myself, "now, gosh darn it, Sarah, you've been living inside this nice person's cerebral cortex for, what is it, almost two years now? By golly, it's about time you dropped in at their frontal lobe with a plate of your famous homemade Alaska welcome wagon cookies and introduced yourself." So anyhoo, I sure hope you like 'em. Don't want to give out...
  • Why I am a Democrat

    03/29/2012 6:23:50 PM PDT · by pwatson · 6 replies
    So some friends posted this in a email today an article written by a Conservative in jest about "Why I am a Democrat" Well it got us to thinking and it sounds like a good project to collect some Freeper ideas on this. Here is my stab at it: I am a Democrat because unalienable rights come from GOD and as a new age atheist I believe our rights are privileges from an all knowing Government run by Liberal Intellectuals who are smarter than the hay seeds in fly over country who still cling to their guns and religion to...
  • Why I am a Democrat

    03/29/2012 6:24:01 PM PDT · by pwatson · 50 replies
    So some friends posted this in a email today an article written by a Conservative in jest about "Why I am a Democrat" Well it got us to thinking and it sounds like a good project to collect some Freeper ideas on this. Here is my stab at it: I am a Democrat because unalienable rights come from GOD and as a new age atheist I believe our rights are privileges from an all knowing Government run by Liberal Intellectuals who are smarter than the hay seeds in fly over country who still cling to their guns and religion to...
  • Resign. (Sign the Petition for Obama to Resign)

    03/05/2012 1:20:33 PM PST · by rightwingintelligentsia · 16 replies
    Whitehouse.gov ^ | March 5, 2012 | David B., aka Iowahawk
    We petition the obama administration to: Resign.
  • Iowahawk: Andrew Breitbart, 1969-2012

    03/02/2012 2:15:00 PM PST · by EveningStar · 10 replies
    Iowahawk | March 1, 2012 | David Burge
    A few months ago I was in Los Angeles for a car show, and decided to text Andrew Breitbart about getting together for drinks. We occasionally shared a glass or two whenever he was in Chicago, or I in L.A. Continued