Posted on 08/16/2007 2:12:55 PM PDT by blam
Cannibal tribe apologises for eating Methodists
By Nick Squires in Sydney
Last Updated: 3:29pm BST 16/08/2007
A tribe in Papua New Guinea has apologised for killing and eating four 19th century missionaries under the command of a doughty British clergyman.
Sorcery and witchcraft are still common in some Papuan tribes
The four Fijian missionaries were on a proselytising mission on the island of New Britain when they were massacred by Tolai tribesmen in 1878.
They were murdered on the orders of a local warrior chief, Taleli, and were then cooked and eaten.
The Fijians - a minister and three teachers - were under the leadership of the Reverend George Brown, an adventurous Wesleyan missionary who was born in Durham but spent most of his life spreading the word of God in the South Seas.
Thousands of villagers attended a reconciliation ceremony near Rabaul, the capital of East New Britain province, once notorious for the ferocity of its cannibals.
Their leaders apologised for their forefather's taste for human flesh to Fiji's high commissioner to Papua New Guinea.
"We at this juncture are deeply touched and wish you the greatest joy of forgiveness as we finally end this record disagreement," said Ratu Isoa Tikoca, the high commissioner.
Cannibalism was common in many parts of the South Pacific - Fiji was formerly known as the Cannibal Isles - and dozens of missionaries were killed by hostile islanders.
Born at Barnard Castle, Durham, Rev Brown emigrated to New Zealand as a young man and served as a missionary in Samoa before moving with his wife and children to New Guinea.
He was familiar with the cannibalistic traditions of the region and once described a visit to a village in which he counted 35 smoke-blackened human jaw bones dangling from the rafters of a hut.
"A human hand, smoke-dried, was hanging in the same house. And outside I counted 76 notches in a coconut tree, each notch of which, the natives told us, represented a human body which had been cooked and eaten there," he told the Royal Geographical Society.
Even so, he was shocked when told that four of his staff had been cannibalised.
"They were killed simply because they were foreigners, and the natives who killed them did so for no other reason than their desire to eat them, and to get the little property they had with them," he wrote.
He reluctantly agreed to launch a punitive expedition, ordering his men to burn down villages implicated in the murders and destroy wooden canoes.
At least 10 tribe members blamed for the attack were killed in an area known as Blanche Bay. Rev Brown claimed the raids made the region safe for Europeans.
In a letter to the general secretary of the London Missionary Society he wrote: "The natives respect us more than they did, and as they all acknowledge the justice of our cause they bear us no ill will."
But the reprisals attracted fierce criticism from the press, particularly in Australia.
The Australian newspaper said: "If missionary enterprise in such an island as this leads to wars of vengeance, which may readily develop into wars of extermination, the question may be raised whether it may not be better to withdraw the mission from savages who show so little appreciation of its benefits."
However, an official investigation by British colonial authorities a year later exonerated Rev Brown.
You are BAD!! (the other white meat).
My uncle (preacher) told me about the cannibal who ate a Pentecostal. ... didn’t taste bad, but he kept throwing up his hands.
That's neat.
Salty chicken, with a subtle hint of musk. Very faint vanilla undertones. Best to leave the shoes off, lest the leathers taint the broth.
In a further disclosure, they said that though they applogized for eating the Methodists, they had absolutely no remorse about eating the Baptists or the Presbyterians since they were just "down-right tasty".
;-)
No apologies necessary if they would only eat all the muslim terrorists! I hear they taste like pork.
yuk, yuk, yuk.
I just finished reading an interesting book titled, Heart of the Sea, about the whale ship Essex out of Nantucket in 1919. The Essex was the inspiration for Melville when he wrote Moby Dick. The Essex was rammed and sunk by a hugh sperm whale and the crew spent almost 90-days adrift in the Pacific. They resorted to cannibilism to survive...quite a story. In fact, they purposely tried to navigate their whale boats East to Chile because they were terrified of cannibals inhabiting the islands of French Polynesia. Oh the irony.
“Do unto others....”
Inquiring minds want to know: Did they taste like chicken?
REPARATIONS FOR MISSIONARIES?
Burp! (sorry if this duplicates any earlier post)
It is very good... 
to find the wogs finally have acquired some manners, eh?
Now... 
if we could only...
Get Rosie... 
to go to Papua New Guinea!
Gadzooks! Someone delete this... 
before Bill O'Reilly quotes it as more FR hate speech!
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[rimshot!]
You have one canoe holding three missionaries, and another canoe holding three cannibals; the first canoe leaves New Orleans going upstream at 6 mph; the second canoe leaves Cairo Illinois going downstream at 10 mph...
“...they claim now that an evil spirit/being can ‘take-over’ a human body and that ‘it’ is no longer human and okay to kill and eat.”
They must have joined the ACLU.
Suspicious Cannibal Diplomacy Ping
Isn’t that the same tribe that ate the clown and complained the meat tasted funny?
“See the Mau Maus
Underneath the jungle sky -—
Jolly Mau Maus,
Eating missionary pie!”
-— Allan Sherman
Asked about what other denominations may have been consumed
over the same period of time, Ratu Isoa replied:
"Mostly Catholics. We get protestants, too, but everyone knows they are to be SAVED."
;-)
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