Posted on 04/28/2021 9:11:52 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
ATLANTA, GA—CDC officials have released official guidelines and recommendations for activity during the pandemic. At the top of the list is a request for people to stop giving them wedgies every time they pass them on the street.
"You all need to stop this immature behavior right now!" said CDC official Mortimer Herbie Jr. as he adjusted his glasses and retainer. "Also, stop shoving us in lockers and giving us swirlies and grabbing us by our ankles and shaking us upside down until our lunch money falls out! This is NOT cool you guys!"
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Poor babies.
DANG!
Ping . . .
This is good advice. If everyone would follow this, it would be a kinder more embracing world. oops, I didn’t mean embracing because that violates social distancing guidelines. yeah, but you know what I mean. if confused just ask yourself, what would Dr. Fauci want you to do.
Can we give all the elected Democrats wedgies instead?
We can maintain social distancing by using gallows designed to inflict wedgies.
Instead of a noose we could use reinforced suspenders with rare earth magnet clamps to secure their undies.
Only need a foot or so drop to secure maximum wedgie.
Personally I think All CDC and Other Health Officials that have handed down these dictates need protecting from this Virus, and they should All be Rounded Up and QUARANTINED in Strict Isolation until this Pandemic is Over.
no. i mean, yes! really, though, no.
Bwahahahaha! Gotta love the Bee.
One wedgie won’t protect them from the disease. Double wedgies. Because Science.
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