This is good advice. If everyone would follow this, it would be a kinder more embracing world. oops, I didn’t mean embracing because that violates social distancing guidelines. yeah, but you know what I mean. if confused just ask yourself, what would Dr. Fauci want you to do.
We can maintain social distancing by using gallows designed to inflict wedgies.
Instead of a noose we could use reinforced suspenders with rare earth magnet clamps to secure their undies.
Only need a foot or so drop to secure maximum wedgie.