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  • Mama June And Her Boyfriend Arrested In Alabama

    03/16/2019 12:13:30 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 36 replies
    https://www.iheart.com ^ | March 15, 2019 | Hayden Brooks
    As per the celebrity gossip outlet, the debacle took place at an Alabama gas station when authorities received a call that two people were involved in a confrontation. Once police arrived on the scene. they saw enough evidence to arrest Doak for domestic violence/harassment, felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. Meanwhile, Mama June was arrested for felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. The nature of the pair's altercation has yet to be revealed.
  • Trump Aerobics

    05/09/2017 2:48:13 PM PDT · by Smedley · 3 replies
    WMAL radio ^ | May 9, 2017 | Mother Jones via Chris Plante
    Liberals have many coping mechanisms. Most choose whining, some choose typing in all caps on facebook, but a group of them in San Fransisco chose to do Anti-Trump Aerobics. https://www.facebook.com/motherjonesvideo/videos/1672216702808075/
  • Obama misses 7 baskets before he makes one

    04/09/2012 1:37:49 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 46 replies
    Obama misses 7 baskets before he makes one By JENNIFER EPSTEIN | 4/9/12 12:00 PM EDT President Obama was determined to sink a basket Monday morning as he took shots on the basketball court at the White House Easter Egg Roll. He was 0-for-3 early on as he took shots with some pros and Harlem Globetrotters players gathered on the White House basketball court with a few dozen kids. Each shot that the pros -- or the kids -- made triggered a few pushups for everyone playing, including the president, who willingly got down on the ground in his blue...
  • Man Blames Bloodsucker In Stabbing (Arizona)

    10/08/2010 2:48:33 PM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 20 replies
    ... The third person, whom police did not identify, said Homer stabbed him after he said he didn't want to be part of the couple’s blood-sucking rituals anymore, police said. Police said they were called to a home at 625 N. Alma School Road, where they found Homer and Williamson with a lot of blood in the apartment, as well as a trail of blood leaving the apartment. ...
  • Democratic National Committee gets new logo, slogan [ “Change That Matters.” ........]

    09/15/2010 1:27:01 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 123 replies
    Democratic National Committee gets new logo, slogan By: James Hohmann September 15, 2010 03:27 PM EDT Eager to bridge a daunting enthusiasm gap, Democratic National Committee Chairman Tim Kaine recited a list of President Barack Obama’s accomplishments Wednesday to an auditorium packed with George Washington University College Democrats. It came as he unveiled a new web site, a new logo and a new slogan for his party: “Change That Matters.” As he went down a longer list, Kaine spoke passionately of how Democrats delivered an economic stimulus (he would only call it “the Recovery Act”) and “the Affordable Care Act”...
  • Maldives Cabinet Meets Below Waves to Highlight Climate Change Threat (scuba meeting)

    10/18/2009 7:58:57 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 28 replies · 1,011+ views
    VOA News ^ | 10/17/09 | Steve Herman
    Maldives Cabinet Meets Below Waves to Highlight Climate Change Threat By Steve Herman New Delhi 17 October 2009 In an effort to highlight climate change, the Cabinet of the government of the Maldives, an Indian island nation, has held a meeting under water. Meetings of government ministers can sometimes be a dry affair. That certainly was not the case during the latest gathering of the Cabinet of the Maldives. President Mohamed Nasheed and 11 of his government ministers, plus the vice president and Cabinet secretary, donned scuba gear and plunged six meters below the shimmering turquoise surface of an Indian...
  • Boy Posing As Girl On Facebook Extorts Sex

    02/06/2009 6:36:13 AM PST · by tlb · 63 replies · 2,810+ views
    cbs ^ | Feb. 5, 2009 | AP
    Police: Teen Tricked Other Boys Into Sending Nude Photos Of Themselves, Then Blackmailed Some For Sex (AP) An 18-year-old male student is accused of posing as a girl on Facebook, tricking at least 31 male classmates into sending him naked photos of themselves and then blackmailing some for sex acts. The students go to New Berlin Eisenhower High School in New Berlin, which is in Waukesha County about 15 miles west of Milwaukee. According to the criminal complaint, Stancl first contacted the students through the social networking site Facebook, pretending to be a girl named Kayla or Emily. The boys...
  • My liberal leaning daughter thinks I'm dorky or What's on your MP3 Player

    12/07/2008 10:05:02 AM PST · by UB355 · 90 replies · 1,334+ views
    Amazom ^ | 12/07/2008 | Me
    I mostly listen to my MP3 player while driving during the work week . My selections are supposed to be mostly calming My current stuff 2 Christmas albums Enya And Winter Came Manheim Steamroller Christmas 1984 Enya Watermark 1 Celtic Women Album A New Journey 4 Thomas Newman soundtracks Cinderella Man, Road to Perdition, Horse Whisperer, Shawshank Redemption 1 John Grisham Audio Book The Innocent Man 1 David McCullough Audio Book 1776 Denis Miller Radio Show Podcasts About an hour and three quarter each. December 4th, December 5th
  • 81 protesters arrested at Supreme Court ('free Gitmo' moonbats in orange jumpsuits)

    01/11/2008 6:43:18 PM PST · by Libloather · 30 replies · 113+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 1/11/08
    81 protesters arrested at Supreme CourtFri Jan 11, 3:56 PM ET WASHINGTON - Eighty people were arrested at the Supreme Court Friday in a protest calling for the shutdown of the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Demonstrators wearing orange jump suits intended to simulate prison garb were arrested inside and outside the building in the early afternoon. "Shut it down," protesters chanted as others kneeled on the plaza in front of the court. They were charged with violating an ordinance that prohibits demonstrations of any kind on court grounds. Those arrested inside the building also were charged under...
  • The dorkiest of technology devices (TREKKIE HEAVEN)

    10/15/2006 3:52:14 PM PDT · by Chi-townChief · 83 replies · 2,324+ views
    Star Newspapers - Chicago ^ | October 15, 2006 | Myra Eder
    First prize winner, for sure. Today I am announcing this column's inaugural blue ribbon award for the totally dorkiest look of the year. There's no contest here. Without any doubt, the dumbest sight anywhere in 2006 is a human ear with a Bluetooth technology device sticking out. For starters, it looks ridiculous — like a reject part from the Borg (evil cyberbeings). Is anyone so important she or he must be linked to Verizon Wireless or Cingular or any mobile service on an 24/7 basis? I don't think so. And if one has to be on call for any reason,...
  • Caption these . . . Help, I can’t stop laughing

    10/03/2006 8:27:21 PM PDT · by dighton · 115 replies · 4,157+ views
  • Working With Idiots Can Kill You

    08/13/2006 5:29:07 PM PDT · by M. Peach · 47 replies · 8,901+ views
    World Weekly News ^ | March 19, 2004 | Kate McClare
    STOCKHOLM -- Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you! Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center. The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly...
  • 'Demon drug' propaganda doesn't cut it anymore

    05/10/2006 7:31:03 AM PDT · by cryptical · 338 replies · 3,361+ views
    The Providence Journal ^ | May 10, 2006 | Froma Harrop
    America's war on drugs is actually a Raid on Taxpayers. The war costs an estimated $70 billion a year to prosecute, and the drugs keep pouring in. But while the War on Drugs may have failed its official mission, it is a great success as a job-creation program. Thousands of drug agents, police, detectives, prosecutors, judges, anti-drug activists, prison guards and their support staffs can thank the program for their daily bread and health benefits. The American people are clearly not ready to decriminalize cocaine, heroine or other hard drugs, but they're well on their way to easing up on...
  • Rep. Kennedy Crashes Car Near Capitol

    05/04/2006 4:48:15 PM PDT · by Aussie Dasher · 120 replies · 2,996+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 5 May 2006
    Rep. Patrick Kennedy crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had had no alcohol before the accident. Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports. "I was involved in a traffic accident last night at First and C Street SE near the U.S. Capitol," Kennedy said in a written statement released by his office. "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident. I will fully cooperate with the Capitol Police in whatever investigation they choose to undertake." Kennedy appeared to be intoxicated when he crashed...
  • (Vanity) Kos-monauts still perfect! (0-19 - HA HA HA HA)

    03/08/2006 4:58:07 AM PST · by jsk10 · 22 replies · 709+ views
    Red State ^ | John K
    Cuellar defeats Rodriguiz in TX-28 And in a stunning, I repeat, stunning development, the Kos kids invest a lot of time, energy, money, and wishful thinking into another LOSER. As much time as they devoted to defeating Cueller (another Dem by the way), you'd think he was the guy who invented Diebold. Oops, did I say that? Anyways, they are not deterred. They are currently recruiting both Michael Dukakis and Walter Mondale for 2008. By then, they believe they will have surpassed UCLA's mark of 88 games without a blemish. I think they can do it.
  • A Mission of Peace and Peril (Free Republic Mentioned)

    12/12/2005 10:28:25 AM PST · by conservative in nyc · 22 replies · 1,055+ views
    Los Angeles Times ^ | 12/12/05 | Stephanie Simon
    Michele Naar-Obed knows she will not stop the war in Iraq by walking the streets of Baghdad, unarmed and unguarded, calling for an end to the violence, but she considers it her duty to try. She is 49 years old, a mother, a wife, a pacifist who can't stand to be passive. Soldiers put their lives on the line for their country; she will risk hers too, in pursuit of peace. Four of her colleagues in the pacifist movement were kidnapped in Baghdad late last month. The men — fellow members of Christian Peacemaker Teams — have been threatened with...
  • Don't Follow US into a Disastrous War on Drugs

    11/08/2005 5:26:36 PM PST · by JTN · 348 replies · 2,594+ views
    Scotsman ^ | Wed, 02 Nov 2005 | Ethan Nadelmann
    The UK Government Could Revert Cannabis to a Class B Drug, but Harsher Penalties Will Only Feed the Black Market, Writes Ethan Nadlemann Young people laugh at the adult world when we talk about the war on drugs. People pretend we need prohibition on cannabis to protect the young. But it's precisely young people who have always had the greatest access to cannabis. If people in their fifties and sixties want cannabis, they ask their children. The British government says it is time to consider whether cannabis should revert to a class B drug. That would be an incredibly stupid...
  • The Failed War On Pot Users

    10/20/2005 7:51:19 AM PDT · by cryptical · 338 replies · 3,117+ views
    San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 10/20/2005 | Debra J. Saunders
    IN 2004, law enforcement officials arrested 771,605 people for marijuana violations, according to federal statistics. Bruce Mirken of the Marijuana Policy Project was so alarmed he sent out a press release noting that there were more arrests for marijuana charges than all violent crimes combined. The number of arrests for possession alone was 684,319. Said Mirken of the 771,605 statistic: "This is, in fact, an all-time record. This number of arrests is the equivalent of arresting every man, woman and child in San Francisco." Some 40 percent of Americans say they have used marijuana or hashish in their lifetime, and...
  • California attorney general wants warning label on fries, chips

    08/26/2005 6:23:43 PM PDT · by SmithL · 37 replies · 746+ views
    AP ^ | 8/26/5 | TIM MOLLOY
    LOS ANGELES - Potato chips and french fries could soon come with a warning label if the state's top attorney prevails in a lawsuit filed Friday against nine fast food chains and snack-food makers. Attorney General Bill Lockyer asked for a court order requiring McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Frito Lay and other companies to warn consumers that their fries and chips may contain acrylamide, a chemical the state says causes cancer. "In taking this action, I am not telling people to stop eating potato chips or french fries," Lockyer said. "I know from personal experience that, while these snacks may...
  • A Whiff of 'Reefer Madness' in U.S. Drug Policy

    08/18/2005 5:15:05 PM PDT · by neverdem · 56 replies · 1,131+ views
    NY Times ^ | August 16, 2005 | SALLY SATEL, M.D.
    Patients arrive broke, busted or abandoned at our methadone clinic in a raw section of Northeast Washington. They are opiate addicts, primarily dependent on heroin, though some take vast doses of street-bought painkillers like OxyContin. Drinking the pink methadone solution every day prevents withdrawal sickness. About half of our patients have also spent years on crack or alcohol. Not all have stopped, but at least they have cut back. We see almost no methamphetamine users, but that is a simple accident of geography - the corrosive drug hasn't yet reached epidemic proportions in this part of the country. The personal...