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  • Unbroken: Patriot Front video of the Idaho arrests

    06/16/2022 4:59:34 PM PDT · by Vlad0 · 27 replies
    Bitchute ^ | June 16, 2022 | Patrtiot Front Bitchute Account
    This is a short documentary / propaganda video by Patriot Front, that has the arrest shot from their point-of-view. Click Image for Bitchute Video:
  • Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s ‘airbrushed’ Time 100 cover gets roasted

    09/15/2021 2:02:01 PM PDT · by Enterprise · 52 replies
    https://pagesix.com ^ | September 15, 2021 | Leah Bitsky
    Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s new Time 100 cover was roasted by internet users who believe the photo was heavily airbrushed.The magazine released the cover picture of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex on Wednesday, in which they appear with eerily glowing smooth skin, creepy bright eyes and, in Harry’s case, suspiciously fuller hair.
  • CDC Officials Recommend People Stop Giving Them Wedgies

    04/28/2021 9:11:52 AM PDT · by Tolerance Sucks Rocks · 11 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | April 27, 2021 | The Babylon Bee
    ATLANTA, GA—CDC officials have released official guidelines and recommendations for activity during the pandemic. At the top of the list is a request for people to stop giving them wedgies every time they pass them on the street. "You all need to stop this immature behavior right now!" said CDC official Mortimer Herbie Jr. as he adjusted his glasses and retainer. "Also, stop shoving us in lockers and giving us swirlies and grabbing us by our ankles and shaking us upside down until our lunch money falls out! This is NOT cool you guys!"
  • Settling the beef: Orlando attorney John Morgan dons meat sweats in Arby’s apology video

    02/28/2021 3:03:16 PM PST · by nickcarraway · 23 replies
    CLICKORLANDO ^ | February 26, 2021 | Adrienne Cutway
    Morgan implied fast food eatery was linked to organized crimeWhile he may take no prisoners in the courtroom, high-profile Orlando attorney and Florida’s so-called “pot daddy” John Morgan is making amends -- with Arby’s. To settle the internet beef between him and the fast food chain, Morgan got decked out in matching meat sweats and filmed an apology video outside his vacation home in Maui. The feud started a few weeks ago when Morgan posted one of his popular #Johnin60secs videos where he regularly muses on topics like getting recognized at the grocery store despite wearing a mask because he...
  • U.S. CONGRESS HOUSE OF MASKS ... Eerie Session Underway

    04/23/2020 10:39:35 AM PDT · by RummyChick · 52 replies
    tmz ^ | 4/23/2020 | tmz
    ancy Pelosi looked more like she was on the set of "Contagion" the sequel than the U.S. Capitol building ... as she and her entourage all strolled in wearing masks. The House Speaker arrived Thursday to the nation's capital as the House of Representatives begin debating several coronavirus-related issues and, hopefully, vote and approve the new stimulus package to help the reeling economy and specifically small businesses. The Senate already approved the nearly $500 billion relief bill.
  • The age of celebrity is dead

    02/10/2020 8:38:59 PM PST · by Enterprise · 44 replies
    https://spectator.us ^ | February 10, 2020 | Freddy Gray
    Come friendly bombs and fall on Hollywood, it isn’t fit for doing good. Another year, another dreadful Oscars, another round of moral lectures from the beautiful people. It’s all so tiresome. The only reason most people pay attention to these irritating award ceremonies is precisely so that they can be irritated. So there was a vegan theme at this year’s Academy Awards. So the show had no host. So Brad Pitt is angry about impeachment. So someone said ‘workers of the world unite’. So Joaquin Phoenix is mad (in all senses) about what mankind is doing to the animal kingdom....
  • Mama June And Her Boyfriend Arrested In Alabama

    03/16/2019 12:13:30 AM PDT · by Enterprise · 36 replies
    https://www.iheart.com ^ | March 15, 2019 | Hayden Brooks
    As per the celebrity gossip outlet, the debacle took place at an Alabama gas station when authorities received a call that two people were involved in a confrontation. Once police arrived on the scene. they saw enough evidence to arrest Doak for domestic violence/harassment, felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. Meanwhile, Mama June was arrested for felony possession of a controlled substance and drug paraphernalia. The nature of the pair's altercation has yet to be revealed.
  • Trump Aerobics

    05/09/2017 2:48:13 PM PDT · by Smedley · 3 replies
    WMAL radio ^ | May 9, 2017 | Mother Jones via Chris Plante
    Liberals have many coping mechanisms. Most choose whining, some choose typing in all caps on facebook, but a group of them in San Fransisco chose to do Anti-Trump Aerobics. https://www.facebook.com/motherjonesvideo/videos/1672216702808075/
  • Obama misses 7 baskets before he makes one

    04/09/2012 1:37:49 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 46 replies
    Obama misses 7 baskets before he makes one By JENNIFER EPSTEIN | 4/9/12 12:00 PM EDT President Obama was determined to sink a basket Monday morning as he took shots on the basketball court at the White House Easter Egg Roll. He was 0-for-3 early on as he took shots with some pros and Harlem Globetrotters players gathered on the White House basketball court with a few dozen kids. Each shot that the pros -- or the kids -- made triggered a few pushups for everyone playing, including the president, who willingly got down on the ground in his blue...
  • Man Blames Bloodsucker In Stabbing (Arizona)

    10/08/2010 2:48:33 PM PDT · by Pan_Yan · 20 replies
    ... The third person, whom police did not identify, said Homer stabbed him after he said he didn't want to be part of the couple’s blood-sucking rituals anymore, police said. Police said they were called to a home at 625 N. Alma School Road, where they found Homer and Williamson with a lot of blood in the apartment, as well as a trail of blood leaving the apartment. ...
  • Democratic National Committee gets new logo, slogan [ “Change That Matters.” ........]

    09/15/2010 1:27:01 PM PDT · by Sub-Driver · 123 replies
    Democratic National Committee gets new logo, slogan By: James Hohmann September 15, 2010 03:27 PM EDT Eager to bridge a daunting enthusiasm gap, Democratic National Committee Chairman Tim Kaine recited a list of President Barack Obama’s accomplishments Wednesday to an auditorium packed with George Washington University College Democrats. It came as he unveiled a new web site, a new logo and a new slogan for his party: “Change That Matters.” As he went down a longer list, Kaine spoke passionately of how Democrats delivered an economic stimulus (he would only call it “the Recovery Act”) and “the Affordable Care Act”...
  • Maldives Cabinet Meets Below Waves to Highlight Climate Change Threat (scuba meeting)

    10/18/2009 7:58:57 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 28 replies · 1,011+ views
    VOA News ^ | 10/17/09 | Steve Herman
    Maldives Cabinet Meets Below Waves to Highlight Climate Change Threat By Steve Herman New Delhi 17 October 2009 In an effort to highlight climate change, the Cabinet of the government of the Maldives, an Indian island nation, has held a meeting under water. Meetings of government ministers can sometimes be a dry affair. That certainly was not the case during the latest gathering of the Cabinet of the Maldives. President Mohamed Nasheed and 11 of his government ministers, plus the vice president and Cabinet secretary, donned scuba gear and plunged six meters below the shimmering turquoise surface of an Indian...
  • Boy Posing As Girl On Facebook Extorts Sex

    02/06/2009 6:36:13 AM PST · by tlb · 63 replies · 2,810+ views
    cbs ^ | Feb. 5, 2009 | AP
    Police: Teen Tricked Other Boys Into Sending Nude Photos Of Themselves, Then Blackmailed Some For Sex (AP) An 18-year-old male student is accused of posing as a girl on Facebook, tricking at least 31 male classmates into sending him naked photos of themselves and then blackmailing some for sex acts. The students go to New Berlin Eisenhower High School in New Berlin, which is in Waukesha County about 15 miles west of Milwaukee. According to the criminal complaint, Stancl first contacted the students through the social networking site Facebook, pretending to be a girl named Kayla or Emily. The boys...
  • My liberal leaning daughter thinks I'm dorky or What's on your MP3 Player

    12/07/2008 10:05:02 AM PST · by UB355 · 90 replies · 1,334+ views
    Amazom ^ | 12/07/2008 | Me
    I mostly listen to my MP3 player while driving during the work week . My selections are supposed to be mostly calming My current stuff 2 Christmas albums Enya And Winter Came Manheim Steamroller Christmas 1984 Enya Watermark 1 Celtic Women Album A New Journey 4 Thomas Newman soundtracks Cinderella Man, Road to Perdition, Horse Whisperer, Shawshank Redemption 1 John Grisham Audio Book The Innocent Man 1 David McCullough Audio Book 1776 Denis Miller Radio Show Podcasts About an hour and three quarter each. December 4th, December 5th
  • 81 protesters arrested at Supreme Court ('free Gitmo' moonbats in orange jumpsuits)

    01/11/2008 6:43:18 PM PST · by Libloather · 30 replies · 113+ views
    Yahoo ^ | 1/11/08
    81 protesters arrested at Supreme CourtFri Jan 11, 3:56 PM ET WASHINGTON - Eighty people were arrested at the Supreme Court Friday in a protest calling for the shutdown of the U.S. military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. Demonstrators wearing orange jump suits intended to simulate prison garb were arrested inside and outside the building in the early afternoon. "Shut it down," protesters chanted as others kneeled on the plaza in front of the court. They were charged with violating an ordinance that prohibits demonstrations of any kind on court grounds. Those arrested inside the building also were charged under...
  • The dorkiest of technology devices (TREKKIE HEAVEN)

    10/15/2006 3:52:14 PM PDT · by Chi-townChief · 83 replies · 2,324+ views
    Star Newspapers - Chicago ^ | October 15, 2006 | Myra Eder
    First prize winner, for sure. Today I am announcing this column's inaugural blue ribbon award for the totally dorkiest look of the year. There's no contest here. Without any doubt, the dumbest sight anywhere in 2006 is a human ear with a Bluetooth technology device sticking out. For starters, it looks ridiculous — like a reject part from the Borg (evil cyberbeings). Is anyone so important she or he must be linked to Verizon Wireless or Cingular or any mobile service on an 24/7 basis? I don't think so. And if one has to be on call for any reason,...
  • Caption these . . . Help, I can’t stop laughing

    10/03/2006 8:27:21 PM PDT · by dighton · 115 replies · 4,157+ views
  • Working With Idiots Can Kill You

    08/13/2006 5:29:07 PM PDT · by M. Peach · 47 replies · 8,901+ views
    World Weekly News ^ | March 19, 2004 | Kate McClare
    STOCKHOLM -- Idiots in the office are just as hazardous to your health as cigarettes, caffeine or greasy food, an eye-opening new study reveals. In fact, those dopes can kill you! Stress is one of the top causes of heart attacks -- and working with stupid people on a daily basis is one of the deadliest forms of stress, according to researchers at Sweden's Lindbergh University Medical Center. The author of the study, Dr. Dagmar Andersson, says her team studied 500 heart attack patients, and were puzzled to find 62 percent had relatively few of the physical risk factors commonly...
  • 'Demon drug' propaganda doesn't cut it anymore

    05/10/2006 7:31:03 AM PDT · by cryptical · 338 replies · 3,361+ views
    The Providence Journal ^ | May 10, 2006 | Froma Harrop
    America's war on drugs is actually a Raid on Taxpayers. The war costs an estimated $70 billion a year to prosecute, and the drugs keep pouring in. But while the War on Drugs may have failed its official mission, it is a great success as a job-creation program. Thousands of drug agents, police, detectives, prosecutors, judges, anti-drug activists, prison guards and their support staffs can thank the program for their daily bread and health benefits. The American people are clearly not ready to decriminalize cocaine, heroine or other hard drugs, but they're well on their way to easing up on...
  • Rep. Kennedy Crashes Car Near Capitol

    05/04/2006 4:48:15 PM PDT · by Aussie Dasher · 120 replies · 2,996+ views
    NewsMax ^ | 5 May 2006
    Rep. Patrick Kennedy crashed his car near the Capitol early Thursday, and a police official said he appeared intoxicated. Kennedy said he had had no alcohol before the accident. Kennedy, D-R.I., addressed the issue after a spate of news reports. "I was involved in a traffic accident last night at First and C Street SE near the U.S. Capitol," Kennedy said in a written statement released by his office. "I consumed no alcohol prior to the incident. I will fully cooperate with the Capitol Police in whatever investigation they choose to undertake." Kennedy appeared to be intoxicated when he crashed...