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SATIRE: Dems Rush To Defend Kavanaugh After He Puts On Joe Biden Mask
Babylon Bee ^ | April 17, 2020 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 04/20/2020 10:01:19 AM PDT by gattaca

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Democrats are scrambling to defend Brett Kavanaugh against his accusers after he put on a Joe Biden mask Friday morning.

"We believe you are a great man of upstanding moral character, and we do not believe your accusers," said Alyssa Milano to Justice Kavanaugh hiding behind the Biden mask. "It's disgusting that people would try to capitalize on this political moment to drag your name through the mud, Mr. Biden."

"It is a disgrace -- a disgrace I say! -- that people are trying to discredit this great man!" shouted Senator Cory Booker, stabbing one finger in the air. "I will not stand for it! I am Joe Biden -- you are Joe Biden. We are all Joe Biden! I! AM! SPARTACUS!"

Nancy Pelosi quickly said, "I'm with him" and called those who would impugn his character "anti-American."

Kavanaugh then removed the mask and thanked them for their support, and they instantly shifted to attacking him and supporting his accusers 100%.


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1 posted on 04/20/2020 10:01:19 AM PDT by gattaca
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To: gattaca

Very cool!


2 posted on 04/20/2020 10:03:08 AM PDT by marktwain (President Trump and his supporters are the Resistance. His opponents are the Reactionaries.)
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To: gattaca

Boy, is that right. If Trump would resign, the Wuhanic Plague would cease to be a problem IMMEDIATELY. Economies would recover, everything would be fine. Old people gonna die anyway....


3 posted on 04/20/2020 10:06:56 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Impeachment dint work lets try this


4 posted on 04/20/2020 10:07:29 AM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom Hi Dad)
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To: gattaca

Oh man, I fell for it!


5 posted on 04/20/2020 10:07:54 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: Balding_Eagle

I forgot to add SATIRE. Hard to tell anymore. BB is better than the media.


6 posted on 04/20/2020 10:12:05 AM PDT by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: gattaca

LOL- Keep posting babylon bee article-s we need the comic relief :)


7 posted on 04/20/2020 10:26:20 AM PDT by Bob434
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To: gattaca

The fact that I first read it as actual happenings makes it even better.


8 posted on 04/20/2020 10:40:54 AM PDT by Balding_Eagle ( The Great Wall of Trump ---- 100% sealing of the border. Coming soon.)
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To: gattaca

Democrats the fish party flip flop..........................
You will never find one without two masks.


9 posted on 04/20/2020 10:44:36 AM PDT by Vaduz (women and children to be impacIQ of chimpsted the most.)
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To: gattaca

https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-5988-1.jpg


10 posted on 04/20/2020 11:05:02 AM PDT by Grampa Dave (Are the ChiComs, their ownership of America's, fake news media/CNN, the real Deep Staters?)
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