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  • SNL’s Obama Shoves The Schoolhouse Rock Bill Down The Capitol Steps

    11/23/2014 3:23:46 PM PST · by TurboZamboni · 30 replies
    mediaite ^ | 11:48 pm, November 22nd, 2014 | Tina Nguyen
    Finally, the first biting political spoof from Saturday Night Live in a while: the Bill from Schoolhouse Rock explains to a student how he becomes a law, only to be violently beat up by Barack Obama and his new best friend, “Executive Order.” Even then, the poor Executive Order still thinks he’s used for simple things, like declaring holidays and creating national parks, until Obama informs him that he’s going to be used to grant amnesty to 5 million undocumented immigrants. His reaction: “Whoa.”
  • This..Just In...from Ferguson [Satirical Parody]

    11/14/2014 5:01:47 PM PST · by MeshugeMikey · 116 replies
    MeshugeMikey ^ | November 14, 2014 | MeshugeMikey
  • When Obamacare meets "classic" SNL...

    11/13/2014 9:53:39 AM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 1 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-13-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Here's Jim Gruber, the architect of Obamacare who admitted that lying, as well as counting on the stupidity of American voters liberals, was essential to passing the bill.Thanks to GraceG for suggesting the mashup with SNL's MacGruber...
  • Went to a rodeo last weekend and this image popped into my head...

    11/10/2014 3:15:13 PM PST · by The Looking Spoon · 33 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 11-10-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I kind of like how it turned out..
  • HILARIOUS HIDDEN CAMERA: Cat-Calling REAL Women at the Mall!

    11/06/2014 6:00:28 PM PST · by StevenCrowder · 51 replies
    LouderWithCrowder.com ^ | 11/6/2014 | Steven Crowder
    So you've no doubt seen the NYC "cat calling" video... but what about when a guy like me goes to a mall and cat-calls/compliments REAL women, not feminist activists? Their reactions are priceless. Watch. #WaronWomen
  • Hilarious 911 Call

    10/29/2014 5:16:35 PM PDT · by skeptoid · 7 replies
    Youtube ^ | Uploaded on Feb 9, 2007 | zezima66
    This is a funny 911 call involving a lottery ticket.
  • This cartoon IS the liberal ideology and attitude toward government in a nutshell...

    10/28/2014 5:23:20 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 2 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-28-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Sure, this can be true of all politics, but ideologically this epitomizes every idea crammed down America’s throat by liberalism.
  • When the “Ready for Hillary” crowd is done with that meme they can use this one…

    10/24/2014 2:43:29 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 9 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-24-14 | The Looking Spoon
  • Donkey Wrong: It’s a classic game, but it’s no fun…

    10/23/2014 4:44:18 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 10 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-23-14 | The Looking Spoon
    I'm thinking of putting this on a shirt...
  • Two of my favorite things about the 80’s in one graphic

    10/20/2014 12:36:06 PM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 28 replies
    CRASHR ^ | 10-20-14 | The Looking Spoon
    Back to the Future is by far one of my all-time favorites. When I was in college I would play my (newly purchased) DVD's of the trilogy while I worked on my illustration projects. It helped me keep time on how long I was working on something. For a while I had it all practically memorized.
  • In my day, looting actually meant something

    08/20/2014 10:01:45 AM PDT · by 2ndDivisionVet · 9 replies
    The Dandy Goat ^ | August 19, 2014 | Raymond Hinton
    I look at the events unfolding in Ferguson, Missouri, and I just shake my head. Youngsters have no respect for the art of forming a mob, breaking into a business, loading your arms with as many goods as you can carry, then fleeing — all in the name of political dissatisfaction. In my day, looting actually meant something. When I was a young man growing up disaffected and angry in Los Angeles in the 1960s, I realized systemic racism was to blame for many of my community’s ills, and my friends and I would spend hours each night engaged in...
  • Ebola (Kinks Parody)

    08/05/2014 8:29:51 AM PDT · by bigbob · 6 replies
    Youtube ^ | 8-4-14 | Todd Chappelle
    A parody of The Kinks song "Lola".
  • North Korea Furious Over Kim Jong Un Parody Dance Video

    07/23/2014 7:23:29 AM PDT · by TigerLikesRooster · 21 replies
    NBC News ^ | 2014/07/23 | Lakshmi Gandhi
    North Korea Furious Over Kim Jong Un Parody Dance Video By Lakshmi Gandhi North Korean officials are learning that nothing can stop the spread of a viral video - especially one that features a fake Kim Jong Un dancing and fighting his way through a series of absurd situations. The latest parody video starring North Korea's leader features him being kicked to the ground by President Obama after pirouetting through a ballet studio, dancing with Russian President Vladimir Putin, and acting as a member of the grounds crew at a baseball game, all to the tune of a Chinese pop...
  • George C Scott watches Hillary and Obama being interviewed on 60 Minutes.

    07/19/2014 8:59:11 PM PDT · by DemforBush · 18 replies
    youtube ^ | 7/19/2014 | n/a
    Pretty well done spoof in the style of those "Hitler finds out" clips.
  • “Weird Al” Yankovic - Handy (Parody of “Fancy”)

    07/17/2014 5:45:43 PM PDT · by ConjunctionJunction · 11 replies
    Yahoo! Screen ^ | July 17, 2014 | “Weird Al” Yankovic
    “Weird Al” Yankovic - Handy (Parody of “Fancy”) He’s so handy - everyone says so! “Weird Al” Yankovic shows off his skill set with a tool set in this parody of Iggy Azalea’s “Fancy.” Starring Al Yankovic, Eddie Pepitone, Justin Giddings, Ted Hollis. https://screen.yahoo.com/weird-al-yankovic-handy-parody-133702425.html
  • Exclusive "Weird Al" Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)

    07/16/2014 5:11:53 PM PDT · by ConjunctionJunction · 29 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 16, 2014 | "Weird Al" Yankovic
    Exclusive "Weird Al" Yankovic Music Video: FOIL (Parody of "Royals" by Lorde)
  • Weird Al Yankovic Gets Tacky with Pharrells Happy

    07/14/2014 4:49:38 PM PDT · by Excellence · 12 replies
    Nerdist ^ | July 14, 2014 | Weird Al Yankovic
    http://www.nerdist.com/vepisode/weird-al-yankovic-gets-tacky-with-pharrells-happy/ It was only a matter of time.
  • "Weird Al" Yankovic - Word Crimes [criticizes people's improper use of grammar and bad spelling]

    07/16/2014 9:45:48 AM PDT · by grundle · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | "Weird Al" Yankovic
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Gv0H-vPoDc
  • [ Spoof / Parody / Nonsense / Prank ] Council of Islamic Ideology Declares Women’s Existence Anti-Is

    Islamabad - Sharia Correspondent: The Council of Islamic Ideology (CII) concluded their 192nd meeting on Thursday with the ruling that women are un-Islamic and that their mere existence contradicted Sharia and the will of Allah. As the meeting concluded CII Chairman Maulana Muhammad Khan Shirani noted that women by existing defied the laws of nature, and to protect Islam and the Sharia women should be forced to stop existing as soon as possible. The announcement comes a couple of days after CII’s 191st meeting where they dubbed laws related to minimum marriage age to be un-Islamic. After declaring women to...
  • Movie for a Sunday afternoon: "The Cheap Detective"(1978)

    04/27/2014 11:36:09 AM PDT · by ReformationFan · 13 replies
    You Tube ^ | 1978 | Neil Simon
  • Peoria, Illinois Mayor Orders Police Raid Over Parody Twitter Account

    04/19/2014 7:59:07 AM PDT · by Leaning Right · 28 replies
    Information Liberation ^ | 04/18/2014 | not given
    Police searched a West Bluff house Tuesday and seized phones and computers in an effort to unmask the author of a parody Twitter account that purported to be Mayor Jim Ardis. The account — known as @Peoriamayor on the popular social media service that limits entries to 140 characters — already had been suspended for several weeks when up to seven plainclothes police officers executed a search warrant about 5:20 p.m. at 1220 N. University St. Three people at the home were taken to the Peoria Police Department for questioning. Two other residents were picked up at their places of...
  • FreeRepublic founder Jim Anderson found living in most liberal city in America.

    04/01/2014 8:56:32 AM PDT · by GraceG · 28 replies
    The Daily Rodent ^ | 4/01/2014 | Squirrelly Nutkins
    The enigmatic and hard to locate founder of the conservative news and information site FreeRepublic has finally been located after years of searching. After spending millions in local "establishments" of ill repute our reporter Jim Thompson has finally tracked down this legendary recluse. Suprisingly he has been located living in the America's most liberal city, Boulder Colorado. According to our reporter, Mr. Anderson has been living in the liberal bastion and pot capital of the world in order to build up the mental anti-bodies required in order to sustain a full assault against the liberalism he is expected to endure...
  • Hilarious – RUSH: Putin Sings ‘Come Back Barry, When You Grow A Pair’

    03/20/2014 12:32:05 PM PDT · by tcrlaf · 30 replies
    Pat Dollard ^ | 3-20-14 | Reshbo via Dollard
    Now this is HILARIOUS!! It should send a few liberals into orbit. BETTING POOL: How long until the first "THAT'S RACIST!!"?
  • Ohio traffic reporter's parody of the song 'Let it Go' from the Disney movie 'Frozen'

    02/26/2014 11:12:15 AM PST · by Altariel · 13 replies
    Daily Mail ^ | February 24, 2014 | Daily Mail Reporter
    A Cincinnati traffic reporter has gained national attention for his dramatic on-air parody of a Disney movie song. WKRC's Bob Herzog changed 'Let it Go,' sung by Princess Elsa in the animated movie 'Frozen,' to 'Just Don't Go' to reference the winter weather. As images of cars skidding on ice and traffic conditions play, Herzog dramatically sings lines like: 'I must share what dispatchers say, all the traction's gone. School's closed or at least they're on a delay.'
  • Canadian Avalanche Rescue Cat Association {it is to lol}

    02/17/2014 10:58:06 AM PST · by martin_fierro · 19 replies
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAYQyrsX1HM
  • Congregation Collects Marlboro Miles, Decorates Church

    02/04/2014 2:52:58 PM PST · by Gamecock · 12 replies
    WABASH, IN. — Bake sales. Car washes. Bingo. Churches for decades have relied on tried and true methods of fundraising when tithes and offerings left vision-thick congregations in a lurch. But Wabash Christian Center has taken a unique approach to supplying ministerial needs. Eschewing fundraising altogether, the 20-year-old fellowship collects Marlboro Miles to outfit its church. Smokers for years collected Marlboro Miles from packs of cigarettes and redeemed them through the company’s product catalogue, which featured prizes ranging from T-shirts to camping tents. Marlboro added “Spiritline” in 2008 and the congregation took full advantage. “That’s how we got our new...
  • 'SNL' spoofs fake sign language interpreter

    12/15/2013 7:58:00 PM PST · by Jack Hydrazine · 9 replies
    Yahoo ^ | Dylan Stableford
    "Saturday Night Live" devoted its opening sketch to what was last week's most bizarre story: the scandal surrounding the sign language interpreter who said he has schizophrenia and was hallucinating while signing at Nelson Mandela's memorial service. Kenan Thompson portrayed Thamsanqa Jantjie, the interpreter, during a speech given by President Barack Obama, played by "SNL's" resident president, Jay Pharoah. Jantjie “clearly had no idea what he was doing,” Pharoah's Obama said, before Thompson's faux fake interpreter appeared from behind the podium.
  • Obama Knows Nothing

    12/14/2013 9:53:13 PM PST · by Eleutheria5 · 5 replies
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0DpwaTcsbc
  • Tis’ the season for some Jihad ~ Vanity Freeper Song Writing Thread

    11/26/2013 9:04:45 AM PST · by GraceG · 12 replies
    11/26/2013 | GraceG
    Recently saw American Carol and though, why are there no Islamic Ramadan Carols... I mean they need songs, until you realize that songs are Haram....ie. they are against Islam-o-matic Law... So i figured I would help them out a bit and write a few of my own.... Deck the Halls sounds like a good place to start as you instead of fa la la la, you can used Halal and Allah in the chorus. So I bring you: Wreck the Halls Tis’ the season for some Jihad Halal al al al al allah la la As we all pray to...
  • The Affordable CAR Act

    11/19/2013 10:56:55 AM PST · by TexasRepublic · 12 replies
    Young Conservatives website ^ | September 18, 2013 | S. Soloman
    The U.S. government has just passed a new law entitled “The Affordable CAR Act” declaring that every citizen MUST purchase a new car by April, 2014....
  • Anti-Depressant For Obama - SNL Highlight

    11/19/2013 5:33:00 AM PST · by Zakeet · 4 replies
    YouTube ^ | November 19, 2013
    Anti-Depressant For Obama - SNL Highlight Paxil: Second Term Strength is the anti-depressant for presidents feeling low.
  • Obamacare Navigator Song

    11/08/2013 7:22:23 AM PST · by antidisestablishment · 11 replies
    11/8/2013 | antidisestablishment
    Navigator, can you help me with this site See the login don’t work and now it’s all kind of faded Obamagirl’s in LA She dropped her best ex-agent Ray A guy she said she knew well and sometimes hated But isn't that the way they say it goes Well let's forget all that And give me my old plan if you can find it So I can keep my doc, and make an appointment to go When I’ve taken a blow Or I’m not feeling well I wish I could trust his words Or just convince myself Obamacare wasn’t real...
  • The Five: CMAs Obamacare Parody Reflected ‘Real, True, Heart and Soul’ of America

    11/07/2013 3:10:00 PM PST · by Hotlanta Mike · 13 replies
    MEDIAite ^ | November 7th, 2013 | Matt Wilstein
    Now that Obamacare jokes have become the norm on late night TV, it was a no brainer for the Country Music Awards to open last night’s show with a parody song from hosts Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood called “Obamacare By Morning.” But that didn’t stop The Five’s Greg Gutfeld from commending the “rare” sight of “Obama mockery” on TV. Eric Bolling was equally impressed with the “hilarious” song, but noticed a bit of a divide in the reactions from those sitting in the live audience. “You could see the real, true Republican conservatives, heart and soul of the country,...
  • "Obama Sutra - An Illustrated Guide To 57 States of Ecstasy" - Kindle ebook free today

    10/31/2013 9:41:04 AM PDT · by Slings and Arrows · 29 replies
    Amazon.com ^ | December 1, 2011 | Stilton Jarlsberg
    Nearly 2000 years ago, The Kama Sutra was written by an unusually flexible Hindu named Vatsyayana. Little could this great man have known that his detailed descriptions of lovemaking would not only become the world's best-known sex manual, but eventually give birth to the chiropractic industry. Today, Vatsyayana's work is being carried on by Barack Obama, who made history not for being the first Black President (an honor enjoyed by Bill Clinton), but for being the first President elected solely on the basis of sexual magnetism. Young, liberal, and open-minded voters didn't need a wink or a nudge to understand...
  • Glitch Girl [to the tune of "Rich Girl" by Hall & Oates] [vanity]

    10/28/2013 12:38:08 PM PDT · by matt1234 · 3 replies
    me | Oct. 28, 2013 | me
    You're a Glitch Girl, and you've gone too far 'Cause to you it don't matter anyway You can rely on the other's money You can rely on the others honey. It's a bitch girl but it's gone too far 'Cause to you it don't matter anyway. Say Obamacare won't get you too far, get you too far. And don't you know, don't you know That it's wrong to take what they're giving you So far gone, on the dole you can't get along If you try to be strong. But you'll never be strong. 'Cause you're a Glitch Girl, and...
  • Obamacare Fixed! Sign up!

    10/22/2013 8:02:50 AM PDT · by Lakeshark · 13 replies
    Powerline ^ | 10/22/13 | Steven Hayward
    Heh. Double-heh. I don’t know who this “Rex Harrison” guy is, but his Obamacare parody website is worth checking out. As someone said on Facebook, the White House really ought to hire this guy to reverse-engineer the real site.
  • Obama Asks Putin for Help Passing Immigration Reform Through Congress

    09/12/2013 9:16:36 AM PDT · by BO Stinkss · 14 replies
    http://www.thedailyrash.com/ ^ | 9/10/2013 | Mark Donahue
    WASHINGTON – The White House confirmed today that President Obama has reached out to Russian President Vladimir Putin in his effort to get immigration reform passed in Congress this year. During an appearance on CBS This Morning, National Security Adviser Susan Rice said the administration has the utmost confidence the Russian president can muster enough votes in Congress to pass an immigration bill that would show the American people President Obama means business on overhauling the immigration system. “President Obama was so impressed with President Putin’s handling of our crisis in Syria that he’s sought his intervention again to help...
  • 10 images mocking George W. Bush that were far worse than a harmless rodeo clown

    08/14/2013 9:22:38 PM PDT · by Impala64ssa · 47 replies
    Michelle Malkin.com ^ | 8/14/13 | michelle Malkin
    Over the years, I’ve meticulously chronicled progressive haters and their rank hypocrisy. It’s time for yet another refresher course as the libs go nuts over a rodeo clown. Without further ado, drawn from my blog archives, here are 10 images/signs/agitprop items mocking George W. Bush that were far, far worse than any of the silly Obama gags causing prog conniptions.
  • New "Pure Detroit" Parody! MAJOR LAUGHS IF YOU'RE FROM THE MIDWEST!!

    07/18/2013 6:49:15 PM PDT · by StevenCrowder · 47 replies
    youtube.com/stevencrowder ^ | 07/18/13 | Steven Crowder
    Inspired by the tourism board of Detroit. A "Pure Michigan" parody. It's short, and you'll laugh your head off!
  • Funny Parody Song

    06/12/2013 10:39:45 AM PDT · by wontbackdown · 1 replies
    6-12-13 | wontbackdown
    You better not text You better not skype You better not phone I’m telling you why Barrack Hussein is watching your town. He’s making a list And checking it twice He makes Watergate look nice Barrack Hussein is watching your town. He knows with whom you’re sleeping He tracks you while awake. He knows if you’ve been saying That his documents are fake! So you better not text You better not skype You better not phone I’m telling you why. Barrack Hussein is watching your town.
  • Game of Desks - Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [Game of Thrones parody]

    05/25/2013 1:11:57 PM PDT · by ConjunctionJunction · 2 replies
    You Tube ^ | May 24, 2013 | latenight
    Game of Desks - Late Night With Jimmy Fallon [Game of Thrones parody] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gqgdyn6wg7E
  • Blast From the Past: HILLARY CLINTON PARODY: Try to Remember

    05/06/2013 4:04:28 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Paul Shanklin
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWQureIC1QM
  • First was 'Thumb Puppet' and now 'Dumb Puppet'

    04/17/2013 8:06:18 PM PDT · by quantim · 3 replies
    anonymous
    Going back a few years "Thumb Puppet" was introduced on FR. When 'Stitches Obama' got a fat lip for supposedly playing basketball, a pic published put his left thumb out there and was totally freaky, funny stuff back then. He is left-handed and is totally in love with himself, so hence the narcissism funny stuff. It was scrubbed from Google immediately but has crept back into Internet lore over the years. Anyway, a pic from Politico shows another freaky thumb from this time, the vice-president. This time a right thumb, just being politically correct in suggesting 'handedness' has nothing to do with...
  • Web site bans parody posts

    04/01/2013 10:45:24 AM PDT · by DManA · 34 replies
    Me | 4/1/13 | Me
    In an unusual move conservative chat site Free Republic announced today that it has banned all parody postings. According to a representative of Free Republic, "We had to do something. An informal survey showed us fully 75% of all postings were amateur attempts at parody." He went on "And it is a stretch to call these things parody. Parody isn't just making up crazy stuff and putting it into the mouths of people you don't like." A frequent poster on the web site, DManA approves of the move. "Everyone loves to be tricked, fooled, and made a fool of. That's...
  • Jim Carrey’s Anti-Gun Parody Video Gets Its Own Parody Video

    03/29/2013 9:18:16 AM PDT · by Mozilla · 8 replies
    The Blaze ^ | Mar. 28, 2013 | Jason Howerton
    Actor Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody video “Cold Dead Hands,” which makes fun of gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, has been issued a rebuttal in the form of another parody video by Reason TV. The video humorously accuses Carrey of being a hypocrite for advocating extensive gun control while killing people with guns in his movies and having armed guards protect him. Reason TV also jabs at Carrey for advocating against parents vaccinating their children. Lyrics of the song: Sometimes dudes minds are skewed and they choose to go a-killin’ Because they saw a Batman villain killing, well…ring a...
  • Jim Carrey’s Anti-Gun Parody Video Gets Its Own Parody Video: ‘Just Like in Your Movies, You’re

    03/28/2013 3:58:18 PM PDT · by Nachum · 7 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 3/28/13 | Jason Howerton
    Actor Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody video “Cold Dead Hands,” which makes fun of gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, has been issued a rebuttal in the form of another parody video by Reason TV. The video humorously accuses Carrey of being a hypocrite for advocating extensive gun control while killing people with guns in his movies and having armed guards protect him. Reason TV also jabs at Carrey for advocating against parents vaccinating their children. Watch the video via Reason TV’s Remy below:
  • Survey Says Catholics Upset Over Pope's Catholic Views

    03/19/2013 9:01:15 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 57 replies
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - American Catholics this week, while generally happy with the newly elected Pope Francis, expressed disappointment that the new head of the Catholic Church insisted on espousing such Catholic views. A new study out of the Pew Research Center said that while 74 percent of American Catholics approve of Archbishop Jorge Mario Bergoglio's appointment as pontiff, almost 60 percent wished he held different views on abortion, premarital sex, contraception and same-sex marriage. "Most respondents questioned why the pope has to be so darn Catholic, to use a phrase that came up over and over again," said Pew spokesman...
  • RUSH: Obama Sings ‘Sequester Is Here Now’ – Song Parody

    03/01/2013 11:52:30 AM PST · by smoothsailing · 14 replies
    DailyRushbo ^ | 3-1-2013 | Rush Limbaugh & Paul Shanklin
    RUSH: Obama Sings ‘Sequester Is Here Now’ – Song Parody Rush Limbaugh & Paul Shanklin March 1, 2013 Performed By White Comedian Paul Shanklin LINK
  • Don't 'Shop me Bro - White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

    02/02/2013 8:10:33 AM PST · by GraceG · 139 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 2/2/2013 | Breitbart
    The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time." The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture: "This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement...
  • [Video] Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crime

    01/05/2013 10:11:16 PM PST · by VitacoreVision · 7 replies
    Fox News via Youtube ^ | 2011 | Fox News
    [Video] Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dg_AcBeHgo --------------- --------------- Rep. Thomas Massie, R-4 KY H.R. 133: To repeal the Gun-Free School Zones Act of 1990 and amendments to that Act. Introduced: Jan 03, 2013 Sponsor: Rep. Thomas Massie [R-KY4] ====== Flashback 2011: Texas Congressman and GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul introduced a bill that would abolish "gun-free zones," ultimately permitting teachers to carry firearms on school grounds. Ron Paul Introduced Pro-gun Legislation The New American 04 August 2011 ==== Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) has introduced a bill in the House that would allow teachers to carry firearms onto...