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  • Blast From the Past: HILLARY CLINTON PARODY: Try to Remember

    05/06/2013 4:04:28 PM PDT · by BenLurkin · 3 replies
    Youtube ^ | Paul Shanklin
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWQureIC1QM
  • First was 'Thumb Puppet' and now 'Dumb Puppet'

    04/17/2013 8:06:18 PM PDT · by quantim · 3 replies
    anonymous
    Going back a few years "Thumb Puppet" was introduced on FR. When 'Stitches Obama' got a fat lip for supposedly playing basketball, a pic published put his left thumb out there and was totally freaky, funny stuff back then. He is left-handed and is totally in love with himself, so hence the narcissism funny stuff. It was scrubbed from Google immediately but has crept back into Internet lore over the years. Anyway, a pic from Politico shows another freaky thumb from this time, the vice-president. This time a right thumb, just being politically correct in suggesting 'handedness' has nothing to do with...
  • Web site bans parody posts

    04/01/2013 10:45:24 AM PDT · by DManA · 34 replies
    Me | 4/1/13 | Me
    In an unusual move conservative chat site Free Republic announced today that it has banned all parody postings. According to a representative of Free Republic, "We had to do something. An informal survey showed us fully 75% of all postings were amateur attempts at parody." He went on "And it is a stretch to call these things parody. Parody isn't just making up crazy stuff and putting it into the mouths of people you don't like." A frequent poster on the web site, DManA approves of the move. "Everyone loves to be tricked, fooled, and made a fool of. That's...
  • Jim Carrey’s Anti-Gun Parody Video Gets Its Own Parody Video

    03/29/2013 9:18:16 AM PDT · by Mozilla · 8 replies
    The Blaze ^ | Mar. 28, 2013 | Jason Howerton
    Actor Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody video “Cold Dead Hands,” which makes fun of gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, has been issued a rebuttal in the form of another parody video by Reason TV. The video humorously accuses Carrey of being a hypocrite for advocating extensive gun control while killing people with guns in his movies and having armed guards protect him. Reason TV also jabs at Carrey for advocating against parents vaccinating their children. Lyrics of the song: Sometimes dudes minds are skewed and they choose to go a-killin’ Because they saw a Batman villain killing, well…ring a...
  • Jim Carrey’s Anti-Gun Parody Video Gets Its Own Parody Video: ‘Just Like in Your Movies, You’re

    03/28/2013 3:58:18 PM PDT · by Nachum · 7 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 3/28/13 | Jason Howerton
    Actor Jim Carrey’s anti-gun parody video “Cold Dead Hands,” which makes fun of gun owners and the late Charlton Heston, has been issued a rebuttal in the form of another parody video by Reason TV. The video humorously accuses Carrey of being a hypocrite for advocating extensive gun control while killing people with guns in his movies and having armed guards protect him. Reason TV also jabs at Carrey for advocating against parents vaccinating their children. Watch the video via Reason TV’s Remy below:
  • Survey Says Catholics Upset Over Pope's Catholic Views

    03/19/2013 9:01:15 AM PDT · by Alex Murphy · 57 replies
    WASHINGTON (CAP) - American Catholics this week, while generally happy with the newly elected Pope Francis, expressed disappointment that the new head of the Catholic Church insisted on espousing such Catholic views. A new study out of the Pew Research Center said that while 74 percent of American Catholics approve of Archbishop Jorge Mario Bergoglio's appointment as pontiff, almost 60 percent wished he held different views on abortion, premarital sex, contraception and same-sex marriage. "Most respondents questioned why the pope has to be so darn Catholic, to use a phrase that came up over and over again," said Pew spokesman...
  • RUSH: Obama Sings ‘Sequester Is Here Now’ – Song Parody

    03/01/2013 11:52:30 AM PST · by smoothsailing · 14 replies
    DailyRushbo ^ | 3-1-2013 | Rush Limbaugh & Paul Shanklin
    RUSH: Obama Sings ‘Sequester Is Here Now’ – Song Parody Rush Limbaugh & Paul Shanklin March 1, 2013 Performed By White Comedian Paul Shanklin LINK
  • Don't 'Shop me Bro - White House Warns: Don't Photoshop Obama Gun Pic

    02/02/2013 8:10:33 AM PST · by GraceG · 139 replies
    Breitbart ^ | 2/2/2013 | Breitbart
    The White House has released a picture purporting to show President Obama "skeet shooting" at Camp David. An activity he claims he does "all the time." The White House also warns all you mischievous internet types to not mess around with the picture: "This official White House photograph is being made available only for publication by news organizations and/or for personal use printing by the subject(s) of the photograph. The photograph may not be manipulated in any way and may not be used in commercial or political materials, advertisements, emails, products, promotions that in any way suggests approval or endorsement...
  • [Video] Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crime

    01/05/2013 10:11:16 PM PST · by VitacoreVision · 7 replies
    Fox News via Youtube ^ | 2011 | Fox News
    [Video] Fox News Parody About Gun-Free Zones Stopping Crimehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dg_AcBeHgo --------------- --------------- Rep. Thomas Massie, R-4 KY H.R. 133: To repeal the Gun-Free School Zones Act of 1990 and amendments to that Act. Introduced: Jan 03, 2013 Sponsor: Rep. Thomas Massie [R-KY4] ====== Flashback 2011: Texas Congressman and GOP presidential hopeful Ron Paul introduced a bill that would abolish "gun-free zones," ultimately permitting teachers to carry firearms on school grounds. Ron Paul Introduced Pro-gun Legislation The New American 04 August 2011 ==== Rep. Ron Paul (R-Texas) has introduced a bill in the House that would allow teachers to carry firearms onto...
  • "Lib" (Parody Lyrics of "Creep" by Radiohead)

    12/11/2012 11:39:20 PM PST · by ExxonPatrolUs · 5 replies
    12-12-12 | Me
    When you won it before, Couldn't look you in the eye, You're like a bad penny, Each win made me cry; You change like the weather, At the end of the world, I wish you'd stop spending, You're still f-ing spending; Cause you're a lib, You're a wacko, What the hell are you doin' there You don't belong there; I don't care if it hurts, I want fiscal control, I want a balanced budget, I want bums off the dole; I want you to notice, When it all falls down, You kept f-ing spending; You would not stop spending;...
  • Woman wonders, ‘Will I be fat in heaven?’

    11/27/2012 9:00:34 AM PST · by Gamecock · 110 replies
    Lark News ^ | B. Jokin
    BROKEN ARROW, Okla. — Kerrie Jameson is confident she is going to heaven. What scares her is the possibility that she’ll show up 30 pounds overweight and stay that way forever. “I work a desk job, and my physique reflects that,” says Jameson, 28, who used to work out daily but has fallen into bad eating habits. “I have this horrible image of myself standing before the throne looking like a lumpy sack of flour. Everyone else will be worshiping, and I’ll be slinking off to a corner to eat chocolate and console myself.” The idea of being fat in...
  • Hitler Finds Out Mitt Romney Won In A Landslide, Freaks Out

    11/03/2012 4:20:17 PM PDT · by garjog · 16 replies
    YouTube ^ | Published on Oct 4, 2012 | garybpilot1
    Hitler in his bunker finds out Romney wins. (Warning: F words towards end.)
  • Tin Leftists and Obama's Coming (Vanity)

    10/31/2012 7:39:55 PM PDT · by 50sDad · 4 replies
    My own Twisted Mind ^ | 10/31/12 | 50sdad
    Tin Leftists and Obama’s coming, In the booth you’re on your own. This November the truth I see, Four dead in Benghazi. Gotta get truth through it Al Queda gun’d them down Should have been marines to go. What if you saw it Like the Prez did, going down? How can you sleep when you know? Word was never given; Our leader was laying them down. Should have been out long ago. What if you knew them And found them dead on the ground? How can you sleep when you know? Grim Leftists and Obama’s coming; When you vote you’re...
  • Well done parody video - Lena Dunham: Your first time

    10/28/2012 6:48:09 AM PDT · by dead · 15 replies
    There's a few parodies floating around, but this one really hit the nail on the head:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAkdHzpXXo0
  • Conservatives Deride, Spoof Obama 'R-Rated' Ad

    10/27/2012 1:44:51 PM PDT · by Eleutheria5 · 31 replies
    Arutz Sheva ^ | 27/10/12 | Gil Ronen
    In their last-minute attempts to woo the young female vote, Democrats have crossed the line separating good taste from vulgarity and published a video that compares voting for Barack Obama to losing one's virginity. The YouTube video featuring actress and filmmaker Lena Dunham has received a million hits in two days, but much of the attention is negative, judging by the viewers' rating of the video. Conservatives have blasted the ad. Charlotte Hays of the Independent Women's Forum called it "a new descent into vulgarity." "That a campaign would cut an ad such ad heralds a profound cultural shift in...
  • Steven Crowder parodies Lena Dunham’s “Your First Time” Obama ad

    10/27/2012 9:04:20 AM PDT · by CityCenter · 16 replies
    The Right Scoop ^ | 10/27/12 | Steven Crowder
    This was just laying in wait to be mocked.
  • Hitler Describes His First Time

    10/26/2012 5:09:38 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | October 26, 2012 | A Baraxas
    Published on Oct 26, 2012 by A Baraxas
  • This Is the Alleged ‘Obama Kenyan Birth Video’ That’s Making the Rounds on the Internet…

    10/26/2012 4:28:27 PM PDT · by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis · 61 replies
    The Blaze ^ | 10-26-12
    So, an “anonymous source” has sent Vice magazine a one-minute video that purports to be home footage of President Barack Obama’s birth in a Kenyan hospital. Titled, “Obama Sr filmimg his sons birth in Kenya” [sic], the camera conspicuously focuses on “Ann Dunham’s” hospital chart and a Kenyan flag sticker before panning to a woman seemingly in labor. A suspiciously large (for a newborn) baby is then pulled from a tangle of sheets and the umbilical cord is cut. The woman cuddles the baby while the nurse and doctor applaud and the Aug. 4, 1961 date flashes.
  • Vanity - Obama's Black Diamond Bay Take-Off

    10/19/2012 8:22:24 PM PDT · by dagogo redux · 3 replies
    10/19/12 | dagogo redux
    With apologies to the genius of Bob Dylan, I offer an Obama parody of the last verse of one of Dylan's catchiest tunes - Black Diamond Bay: I was chilling in the West Wing when Mama Crowley came on CNN With sub-optimal news. Seems that terrorists in Libya led To Stevens and three others dead, But there’s a movie trailer we could use. Didn’t seem like much to worry ‘bout So I turned it off and went and did another line. Seems like every time you turn around There’s another dishonest tale I gotta design. And there’s really nothing anyone...
  • Reminder: Tell your liberal friends to vote on Nov 14th!

    Remind all your liberal friends to vote! Tell them you may disagree philosophically, but send them this video to remind them to vote on November 14th http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-lwinWz4c
  • Breaking, Uncovered Image of Mohammed Discovered.

    09/25/2012 10:45:19 PM PDT · by mnehring · 15 replies
    It is a joke, how many more hints do you need?
  • HYSTERICAL PARODY OF DEMOCRATS!!!!

    09/17/2012 8:12:26 PM PDT · by bbbbbbb40 · 11 replies
    Funny parody of liberal viewsYou will laugh hysterically at this!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ec-lwinWz4c
  • Lifeguards fired over Gangnam parody video (VIDEO)

    09/10/2012 12:45:26 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    Yahoo ^ | September 10, 2012 | Eric Pfeiffer
    Fourteen employees at an El Monte, Calif., aquatic park have been fired after filming a parody video they say was meant to highlight how much they loved working at their jobs. In the video, a group of lifeguards dances in humorous choreographed moves in an homage to the "Gangnam Style" video that has become a huge viral sensation online, with more than 130,000,000 views...
  • Video of Michelle Obama Dress Rehersal for Speech

    09/05/2012 8:21:58 AM PDT · by Jewbacca · 11 replies
    YouTube ^ | 09/04/2012 | Michelle Obama
    Video of the dress rehersal of Millionare Michelle Obama's speech at the DNNC about how poor she was. Fascinating insights. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo
  • Liberals duped by The Onion attack Bachmann over 'reaction' to Sikh shooting

    08/08/2012 5:57:13 PM PDT · by smokingfrog · 18 replies
    examiner.com ^ | 7 Aug 2012 | Joe Newby
    The Onion is a well known parody site that posts fake headlines intended to amuse the reader. But liberals actually believed the site when it posted a headline proclaiming that Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-MN) said she was relieved that “not a single American died" in the tragic shooting at a Wisconsin Sikh temple, Twitchy reported Monday. "Unbelievable," tweeted Ana Luiza Farias. "What a cruel, evil thing to say!" another tweeted. "This saddens & disgusts me," said another. "Michele Bachman is one ignorant broad (sic)," another tweeted, while suggesting Bachmann be slapped. Others called Bachmann stupid, while at least one compared...
  • ‘Obama That I Used to Know’: 2008 Supporters Release Hilariously Scathing Anti-Obama Parody

    08/07/2012 11:00:28 AM PDT · by Twotone · 14 replies
    The Blaze ^ | August 7, 2012 | Jonathon M. Seidl
    If you listen to pop radio at all — or even if you pay attention to the music that plays in the grocery store — you know that the group Gotye’s “Somebody That I Used to Know” is one of the hottest songs in the country right now. The catchy tune and eccentric music video are burning up the airwaves and the Internet. And now some 2008 Obama supporters have capitalized off of it with a scathing, yet hilarious, parody of the song that blasts the president.
  • Bob Ross has issues

    08/03/2012 3:37:08 PM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 2 replies
    you tube ^ | 8-3-12 | you tube
    A clip from the Emmy Award winning 'Rob Bartlett's Not For Profit TV Special'.
  • "Suddenly Barry" Lyrics (Little Shop of Horrors Parody)

    08/01/2012 4:27:06 PM PDT · by ExxonPatrolUs · 1 replies
    Myself | Now | Me
    OBAMA... Lift up your purse. Send in your deniro. Take out your checkbook. Sign your savings away. Show me the face. Of America's morning. I was not like Biden. But now I'm OK. BIDEN... Suddenly Barry is standing behind you. You don't need to give up. Don't have to pretend. Suddenly Barry is here to provide you, With states understanding, LGBT friends. BARNEY FRANK... No president ever treated me kindly, Bush 1 left early, Bush 2 would war. I've met some men and I've followed them blindly. They'd snap their fingers. I’d ask for more. Suddenly Barry is standing behind...
  • Obama Supporter Interviews Her 2008 Self

    07/25/2012 12:27:12 PM PDT · by bigbob · 12 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/25/12 | WeAreTheRPA
    Just like that viral video where the guy interviews his 12-year-old self. But with Obama. And sadness. And regret. --- Lots of regret Video at the link
  • “The Emperor’s New Clones” is the best “Star Wars” parody that I have ever seen [video at link]

    07/21/2012 9:41:15 PM PDT · by grundle · 12 replies
    .wordpress.com ^ | July 21, 2012 | Dan from Squirrel Hill
    The Emperor’s New Clones was created by some very talented people at an organization called “Backyard Productions.” With its wonderful sets, costumes, and special effects, I was stunned to find out that the total cost of making this was only approximately £3,000.
  • Hitler finds out he didn't build the Third Reich

    07/21/2012 12:18:29 PM PDT · by JustCallMeFrank · 5 replies
    Youtube ^ | 7/21/12
    No news event is complete without a Hitler video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGTPmjU8WhI
  • Obama Parade Parody Causes Controversy

    07/09/2012 4:01:35 AM PDT · by pistolpackinpapa · 38 replies
    FOX News ^ | July 6, 2012 | Meredith Forrest Kulwicki and Max Roth
    HUNTSVILLE, Utah — A parade entry portraying President Barack Obama and using the term “Obamanation” has made some angry, and others upset at the negative attention. It happened in the city’s annual Fourth of July parade. The float showed a person dressed as President Obama with one sign that read “Huntsville Welcomes Obama’s Farewell Tour?” On the back, another sign said, “Ask about our assault gun plan. Call Eric Holder.” On one side of the issue, people are saying the float was disrespectful and had no place in a patriotic parade. The other side says it was all in good...
  • Farm parody of 'Sexy and I Know It' goes viral

    07/06/2012 6:07:31 PM PDT · by TurboZamboni · 7 replies
    pioneer press ^ | 7-6-12 | Roxana Hegeman
    WICHITA, Kan. -- Kansas State University student Greg Peterson and some friends were unwinding at a drive-in restaurant when LMFAO's song "Sexy and I Know It" came on the radio. He groaned. But as the chorus droned on, the 21-year-old found inspiration. He switched "sexy" to "farming" as he began rapping. Then he started coming up with lyrics. It would be fun, he thought, to do a video parody with his brothers when he returned home to the family farm in central Kansas. Peterson said the brothers aimed the video at their city friends on Facebook because they "hardly knew...
  • I'm Farming and I Grow It - YouTube

    A parody music video promoting agriculture! If you like it, feel free to share it with your friends! No copyright infringement of original song intended. Lyrics: When I'm up at seven, the sunrise gives me a glimpse of heaven I get right to work, a farmer's life can be a little berserk yeah This is how I roll, I feed the cattle till their stomachs are full Treat em right, that's my belief, What's for dinner? I say beef! Gotta feed Everybody Gotta Feed Everybody Gotta Feed Everybody (Uh-Huh) I work out (side!) When I step to the bunk (yeah)...
  • Desperado: The Official Obama 2012 Campaign Song

    06/23/2012 8:52:50 AM PDT · by bloodmeridian · 2 replies
    Feed Your ADHD ^ | 6/23/2012 | Snarky Basterd
    Desperado, why don't you come to your senses?You been out campaigning for so long nowOh, you're a weak oneThough we know you think you're JesusThis money you beg forYou won't find it somehow
  • If I Was Your President (Boyfriend Spoof) (MUST WATCH OBAMA PARODY)

    05/28/2012 7:49:01 AM PDT · by bigbob · 17 replies
    Youtube ^ | 5/12 | BailofRights
    An excellent spoof of Justin Beiber (who's he?) "Boyfriend" that rips Obama on every possible issue. Very clever vocals and acting! This girl is good - both musically and politically.
  • Cat Deeley loses it on live TV (Caution: Profanity in Video)

    05/23/2012 11:58:21 AM PDT · by MindBender26 · 19 replies
    Check out the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JgdCG1cT6mc She does know how to handle the "rowdies"
  • Rejected Draft Of Newsweek "First Gay President" Cover Discovered

    05/17/2012 9:44:39 AM PDT · by The Looking Spoon · 13 replies
    The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-17-12 | The Looking Spoon
    This picture was originally created last year when Obama vacationed in Brazil, see the original post here.
  • NBC Announces: Saturday Night Live Will Not Be Funny Until Romney Is Elected President

    04/24/2012 8:55:03 AM PDT · by tcrlaf · 33 replies
    The Fine Report ^ | April 21, 2012 | Staff
    “With Barack Obama in the White house, there is simply no one in the administration to make fun of. It’s been a very frustrating few years. On the other hand, if Romney is elected, there will be limitless material. Romney is funny, you see. The Obamas? I mean, there is just nothing that lends itself to parody.” - Anonymous NBC producer
  • Obama Dog Eater Parody to the Tune Of Hall and Oates' Man Eater

    04/19/2012 12:09:45 PM PDT · by rightstrand · 6 replies
    Social Juice ^ | rightstrand
    Dog Eater to the Tune of Hall and Oates - Man Eater He'll Only Come Out for Dinner The Lean and Hungry Type Nothing has Changed and I Have Seen Him Here Before Watching and Waiting He's Sitting with You but his eyes are on the Dogs. So many do not want to see. What you think you're getting is not Beef. The Man is Hungry a He-Man Tamed by the Scent of Meat. Doggy What's the Matter? If You're Man's Best Friend You aint gonna Get Too Far. Oh Here he Comes Watch Out Bo, He'll Chew You Up...
  • Shocker: Romney - Marin 2012*

    04/02/2012 3:52:17 AM PDT · by Reaganite Republican · 8 replies
    Reaganite Republican ^ | April 2, 2012 | Reaganite Republican
    Sky-high hopes for Rubio as VP go up in smoke... With triangulating RNC pollster-eggheads having convinced Team Romney that a Hispanic running-mate is somehow essential to Republican victory in November (rather than superficial things like policy, principle, ideas, experience, etc) the shaky, unloved front-runner apparently felt the need to wrap up an early commitment from some other heavy-hitter with major name recognition....  Since Rubio is unavailable -and after (colorful) talks with Charo ended in disappointment- actor Cheech Marin has stepped-up to fill the perceived void on the 2012 GOP ticket. Romney's surprise move has shocked some observers, wags wasting no time in labeling the pair 'Flippy -n- Hippy'. Marin...
  • ObamaVolt2012

    02/24/2012 7:25:37 PM PST · by Typelouder · 5 replies
    What better way to celebrate the massive success of the Chevy Volt than by having this beautiful piece of machinery as President Obama’s running mate in 2012? They deserve each other! Want to hear more about what makes this such an obvious matchup?
  • Political Caroling

    12/19/2011 9:43:53 AM PST · by CaroleL · 6 replies
    TalkingSides.com ^ | 12/19/11 | CaroleL
    It's that tme of year again and in the spirit of the (political) season, we here at TalkingSides.com offer these somewhat less than traditional verses to some holiday classics. It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas (In Iowa) It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas On the campaign trail Take a look at your tv screen, see what we really mean The nasty ads and talking heads galore It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas Iowa's under seige But it's all cause we want to see a Republican will be Who we all vote for!
  • Miss USA 2011 — Should Math Be Taught In Schools?

    08/29/2011 11:09:33 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 27 replies
    YouTube ^ | June 26, 2011 | mackenziefegan
    Watch the original Miss USA evolution video here: http://youtu.be/UkBmhM0R2A0
  • The Man Without a Facebook Trailer

    07/29/2011 10:20:13 AM PDT · by EveningStar · 20 replies
    YouTube ^ | July 25, 2011 | Delstumpfzo
    Once in a while a friend request will come along that will change your life forever.
  • Andrew Klavan: Michele Bachmann Makes a Gaffe!!!

    07/14/2011 5:03:24 PM PDT · by CounterCounterCulture · 15 replies
    YouTube ^ | 14 July 2011 | Andrew Klaven
    Michelle Bachmann is running for president and she's supported by the Tea Party. You know, the "angry" ... "emotional" ... "ugly" middle Americans with "low-sloping foreheads" who believe in constitutional government, lower spending and the rule of law. Let's join our MSM pals and freak out when Bachmann says something so we can let everyone know about it and she won't be elected in 2012. Is this fun or what? VIDEO
  • Obama Hopes Weiner Will Bounce Back

    07/04/2011 5:18:39 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 17 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 06/22/11 | Kip Hooker
    Hollywood- Taking a break from his usual hectic schedule of golfing, partying, going to concerts and taking vacations the President stopped off in Hollywood on Tuesday night long enough to make it by the DuMont Studios and check in with America’s favorite late night talk show host Dean Faux. Faux, host of the wildly popular late night program The Faux Late Show, took nearly half an hour interviewing President Buraq Obama before special musical guests Coldplay performed a tribute for the once popular Commander in Chief and announced plans to hold a series of concerts in support of the Libyan...
  • Iowahawk: John Lennon, Republican

    06/30/2011 8:00:39 PM PDT · by EveningStar · 16 replies
    Iowahawk | June 30, 2011 | David Burge
    Read it. :)
  • Pelosi Wants Weiner Probe

    06/11/2011 7:41:49 PM PDT · by TheVitaminPress · 50 replies
    The Vitamin Press ^ | 06/09/11 | Kip Hooker
    Washington- In a week that could hardly have used anymore bad news for New York Representative Anthony Weiner it would appear that such bad news has come. Today in Washington his, one time, greatest champion has come full semi-circle and decided to not only withdraw her support but to pursue an aggressive coarse of action in investigating what has come to be known, at least colloquially, as ‘Weinergate’. In an exclusive interview with The Vitamin Press former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi made it very clear that she is displeased with the situation going so far as to say...
  • Obi-Wan Kenobi Is Dead, Vader Says (parody)

    05/11/2011 1:41:33 PM PDT · by hoagy62 · 15 replies
    The Galactic Empire Times ^ | 5/11/11 | Den Duhr, Hallis Saper
    CORUSCANT — Obi-Wan Kenobi, the mastermind of some of the most devastating attacks on the Galactic Empire and the most hunted man in the galaxy, was killed in a firefight with Imperial forces near Alderaan, Darth Vader announced on Sunday. In a late-night appearance in the East Room of the Imperial Palace, Lord Vader declared that “justice has been done” as he disclosed that agents of the Imperial Army and stormtroopers of the 501st Legion had finally cornered Kenobi, one of the leaders of the Jedi rebellion, who had eluded the Empire for nearly two decades. Imperial officials said Kenobi...