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Brand New Tesla Phone from Elon Musk
Youtube ^ | 12/11/22 | Elon Musk Live

Posted on 12/11/2022 1:28:57 PM PST by hardspunned

Brand new Tesla phone from Elon Musk destroys competition!

(Excerpt) Read more at youtu.be ...


TOPICS: Business/Economy
KEYWORDS: itsajoke; parody
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We can certainly see why Apple backed off hassling Twitter.
1 posted on 12/11/2022 1:28:57 PM PST by hardspunned
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To: hardspunned

Is this coming out on April 1st?


2 posted on 12/11/2022 1:32:09 PM PST by MeganC (There is nothing feminine about feminism. )
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To: hardspunned

While I believe Musk is capable of doing whatever he sets his mind too, until its unveiled, it’s vaporware.


3 posted on 12/11/2022 1:36:14 PM PST by Mean Daddy (Every time Hillary lies, a demon gets its wings. - Windflier)
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To: hardspunned

All I see is an ad extolling Musk and more vaporware.
“Renderings” are not product.
And Neuro-Link (SP?) is one of those things I have guns to prevent being forced into accepting.


4 posted on 12/11/2022 1:38:45 PM PST by Ex gun maker. (Free thinking is now a radical concept, I will not be assimilated by PC or EV groupthink!)
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To: hardspunned

Unless he’s creating a new app store and OS, it’s much ado about nothing. The problem is the OS and Google’s stranglehold on that marketplace. I’ll stick with Apple until someone breaks through with a new marketplace.

Google is literally evil.


5 posted on 12/11/2022 1:42:38 PM PST by rarestia (“A nation which can prefer disgrace to danger is prepared for a master, and deserves one.” -Hamilton)
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To: hardspunned

Turns any car into an auto-driver.

Replaces home generators for power outages.

Makes pure water from desert air.

Holographic display to replace desktop computers.

30-bullet magazine standard.


6 posted on 12/11/2022 1:42:41 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: UnwashedPeasant

Don’t forget it’s also a floor wax.


7 posted on 12/11/2022 1:45:21 PM PST by Telepathic Intruder
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It’d be sweet if he made them like the “Phones” used in The Expanse.

Those are pretty sweet.


8 posted on 12/11/2022 1:46:45 PM PST by RandallFlagg ("Okay. As long as the paperwork is clean, you boys can do what you like out there." -Fifi)
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Apple and Deep State will “take care” of competitors. Elon, buy the best security force you can and then some more.
9 posted on 12/11/2022 1:46:47 PM PST by Chgogal (Welcome to Fuhrer Biden's Weaponized Fascist Banana Republic! It's the road to hell..)
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To: hardspunned

It’s certainly inspiring to see all those Tesla Cyber Trucks on the road. /s


10 posted on 12/11/2022 1:47:44 PM PST by Fresh Wind (Fake news, fake pandemic, fake vaccine, fake election, fake president.)
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He needs to hunt down the original engineers of Research In Motion and resurrect BlackBerry OS, early devices, etc. The security was amazing, Maps and navigation were very good.


11 posted on 12/11/2022 1:49:03 PM PST by MayflowerMadam
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To: hardspunned
The Tesla Phone can make a boat out of a screen door.


12 posted on 12/11/2022 1:50:38 PM PST by UnwashedPeasant (The pandemic we suffer from is not COVID. It is Marxist Democrat Leftism.)
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To: rarestia

It would be a customized Android phone that comes with Twitter and Starlink preinstalled, I think.

Google playstore would not be an issue. The issue, I think is convincing carriers to offer it.


13 posted on 12/11/2022 1:50:51 PM PST by Jonty30 (You can't spell liberal without the a-hole. )
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To: rarestia

Yes and Apple is doing the same thing.


14 posted on 12/11/2022 1:50:55 PM PST by Eagles6 (Welcome to the Matrix . Orwell's "1984" was a warning, not an instruction manual.)
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To: hardspunned

iPhone 14 already connects to satellites: Emergency SOS via satellite

To use the musk phone you have to become a cyborg of sorts with chips implanted in your brain - and what does that surgery cost? Humm?

How fast will it be hacked and that means you very brain and for what purposes?

Ar you willing to become someones’ unwitting slave or some country’s, just to have the latest and greatest phone? Humm?


15 posted on 12/11/2022 1:58:04 PM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: Eagles6

Yes and Apple is doing the same thing.

How would you know, without violating Apple corporate policy & NDA?


16 posted on 12/11/2022 2:00:31 PM PST by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: hardspunned

Dude, THIS IS A PARODY VIDEO, and a pretty well done one. Without a doubt.

PS - Don’t delay in getting your Tesla Phone with Neurolink. Supplies are limited. LOL


17 posted on 12/11/2022 2:00:35 PM PST by House Atreides (I’m now ULTRA-MAGA-PRO-MAX.)
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To: hardspunned
Complete BS. Do you want a chip implanted in your brain? The video just keeps saying that it will be amazing when delivered. Sure it will. And I'll have a car that flies some time in the late 1960s.

The current batch of smart phones are a mature product and improvements will be in increments, not giant leaps. Prices should be dropping as they become a commodity.

18 posted on 12/11/2022 2:04:30 PM PST by Poser (Cogito ergo Spam - I think, therefore I ham)
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-posted from my Cybertruck.


19 posted on 12/11/2022 2:06:02 PM PST by proust (All posts made under this handle are, for the intents and purposes of the author, considered satire.)
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To: MeganC

It Neuro link doesn’t work for most dims or RINOs.


20 posted on 12/11/2022 2:09:36 PM PST by Leep (Hillary will NEVER be president! 😁)
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