I'm the designated right-wing gun toting conservative at a major northeast state university. I ride my Harley to campus and invite other faculty members to go to the shooting range for lunch.

When they see me wearing a Smith & Wesson shirt: You have guns?

Me: Sure. Lots of guns. Wanna shoot an assault weapon? What are you doing for lunch? I've made plenty of ammo.

Them: You make bullets?

Me: Of course. I have thousands of rounds in the cellar and plenty of gunpowder. Let's go!

Them: Uh... Maybe another time.

Once in a while they actually go. Then I get a convert.