Helpful hints to A.O.C.

[oldasrocks]

I think we all need to chip in and help A.O.C. come up with new ideas to put in her plan. I recently posted that she says every household will be required to keep chickens for eating household waste, produce eggs and fertilizer.

I also think canals should be dug across the USA so we can use sailboats for travel. We can use existing Interstate routes and dig out the medium. Fill with water and sail back and forth.

Other ideas?

[dead]

Jurassic up some brontosaurusi and use them in construction instead of cranes. It works! I saw it on a documentary when I was a kid.

[Army Air Corps]

Zip lines. Zip lines in the cities that run from building to building and to the ground.

[Vendome]

Build a railroad that can travel a distance of 1709 miles in 69 hours and dump those nasty airplane’s that can travel 8,300 miles in just 14 hours....

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

Manure spreaders to distribute her propaganda.

[Army Air Corps]

Yabba-dabba-dooooooo!

[dontreadthis]

she can use her rack for wind turbines

[outofsalt]

Cow farts? BAD! Unicorn farts? Democrat platform 2020!

[Army Air Corps]

Chip-in, guys!

[Migraine]

Pogo sticks distributed throughout the downtown areas of cities to do away with that sea of yellow cabs.

First-aid stations to deal with all the pogo stick collisions.

[KC_Lion]

So can go try and start a business :X

[BlackAdderess]

Since mushrooms are a great deal more efficient at carbon sequestration than plants are. All homeowners must be ordered to immediately get rid of their lawns and cultivate mushrooms in their place.

[Monterrosa-24]

To insure full employment and reduce fuel consumption for barges we need to bring back oar-powered galleys. A trireme will look great on our rivers and with its three banks of rowers will be capable of getting over thirty miles against a two knot current per pizza per man.

[Nateman]

Everybody needs to be made to work in the fields and the children must learn not to obey parents but the state instead. It worked out so well in Cambodia we have to try this version of socialism again!

[Fiddlstix]

[BlackAdderess]

America’s beaches must be off-limits to human encroachment due to the endangered species like sea turtles in order to combat extinction dangers and to begin to rebuild the fish populations that need to spawn there.

[Monterrosa-24]

“Zip lines. Zip lines in the cities that run from building to building and to the ground.”

That is too fun of an idea for AOC. That should be in the Republican deal along with tax incentives for battery-powered skateboards.

[wildbill]

Windmills on the roof of cars to generate electricity for an all electric cars.

This may be a perpetual energy mechanism because the faster you go the more wind will hit the blades of the windmill.

Note; All windmills must meet height requirements to go under bridges and into tunnels.

[Nateman]

What did Socialists use for light before candles?

Electricity! Since every thing before socialism is bad we must stop producing all forms of light! Down with enlightenment!

[ChinaGotTheGoodsOnClinton]

LOL. I saw that documentary too!