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| 8-11-06
| Sully777
Posted on 08/11/2006 1:33:09 AM PDT by sully777
Hubba Hubba: It's Friday!!!
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To: sully777
WOUNDED VIKING KITTY SAVED!
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:47:26 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: sully777
The Dynamic Duo Returns!
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:48:49 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: sully777
Are you Fonda me?
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:49:50 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: sully777
I'll save you!
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:51:09 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: sully777
Wait a minute - what are YOU doing here?
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:52:05 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: sully777
A recent high-speed flatistrat analysis of the Zapruder film yields a sureprising discovery:
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:53:15 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: sully777
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:54:55 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: sully777
Good thing I'm up early enuff to make the top 50!
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posted on
08/11/2006 3:55:19 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
To: backhoe
"Why Mommy is a Moonbat".....LOL!
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:06:58 AM PDT
by
PistolPaknMama
(Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
To: PistolPaknMama
Yeah, I tried to find the original cover of "Why Mommy is a Democrat" to juxtapose them for irony, but it was too far back in my old posts to locate easily.
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:16:34 AM PDT
by
backhoe
To: PistolPaknMama
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:18:46 AM PDT
by
backhoe
To: Izzy Dunne; sully777
Thanks for the ping and the laughs. Great pix, Izzy.
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:21:19 AM PDT
by
bwteim
To: sully777
To: Constitution Day; TomGuy
I noticed you all were HeadOn fans....
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:28:04 AM PDT
by
bwteim
To: sully777
A Rueters reporter was interviewing a young Marine sniper who had just returned from Iraq. The marine had explained what he did (shoot al Queda) and explained the distances involved. The reporter, apparently trying to make the interview more newsworthy became disrespectful and negative toward the marine and finally asked "What do you feel when you kill an al Queda member from such a long distance". The marine looked him in the eye and replied "Recoil".
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:28:30 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: backhoe
Crazy Betty's are everywhere! Thanks for the post. :-)
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:37:59 AM PDT
by
PistolPaknMama
(Al-Queda can recruit on college campuses but the US military can't! --FReeper airborne)
To: cripplecreek
"Recoil".
Drat and curses, Al-Reuters foiled again....
;)
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:45:35 AM PDT
by
bwteim
To: PistolPaknMama
Thanks for looking- I'll never forget the harried look on her face when I passed her, with all those angry, overheated drivers stuck behind her oh! so! Eco! electric car.
She really wasn't a bad sort, just too involved in Doing Good to realize that maybe what she was doing wasn't the best idea in the world.
My Dad ( who bore a surprising resemblance to Ronald Reagan, in appearance, voice, and mannerisms ) liked to say,
"Well... her intentions were good."
( The unvoiced implication he always meant was "but look at the results! )
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:48:22 AM PDT
by
backhoe
To: sully777
A Question For Daddy
A little girl walks in to the lounge one Sunday morning while her Dad is reading the paper.
"Where does poo come from?" she asks.
The father feeling a little perturbed that his 5 year old daughter is already asking difficult questions thinks for a moment and says: "Well you know we just ate breakfast?"
"Yes," answers the girl.
"Well the food goes into our tummies and our bodies take out all the good stuff, and then whatever is left over comes out of our butts when we go to the toilet, and that is poo."
The little girl looks shocked, and stares at him in stunned silence for a few seconds and asks: "And Tigger?"
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:51:29 AM PDT
by
5Madman2
(There is no such thing as an experienced suicide bomber)
To: bwteim
I wonder why they don't use the same terminology for their 'Roid creme...
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posted on
08/11/2006 4:55:25 AM PDT
by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
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