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The Official Friday Silliness Thread--Dog Days of Summer
Reuters (Voted *Worst* in photoshop forgeries) ^ | 8-11-06 | Sully777

Posted on 08/11/2006 1:33:09 AM PDT by sully777

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To: backhoe
"Well... her intentions were good."

The road to Hell is paved with good intentions.

Shalom.

61 posted on 08/11/2006 6:48:33 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: loboinok; Einigkeit_Recht_Freiheit
You are right. Funny I didn't catch it or no one else pointed it out before you. I've only used it for 2 years.

and you shouldnt end a sentence in a preposition...

Guess that makes me the grammer nazi.... =P

"Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I shall not put."

--Sir Winston Churchill

62 posted on 08/11/2006 6:48:41 AM PDT by Zeppelin (You've been Zarqed !)
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To: Zeppelin
A student from Texas was visiting Harvard and trying to find his way. He finally stopped someone on a sidewalk and said, "Howdy. Say, can you tell me where the library's at?"

The student (for that is what he obviously was) said, "Sir, this is Harvard. At Harvard we don't end sentences with prepositions. Would you care to rephrase your question?"

The Texan thought for a moment and said, "Sure, can you tell me where the libraryh's at, a$$hole?"

Shalom.

63 posted on 08/11/2006 6:51:25 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: ArGee

ah, an oldie but a goodie. =)


64 posted on 08/11/2006 6:52:50 AM PDT by Zeppelin (You've been Zarqed !)
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To: Toby06
I like my beer to be German
65 posted on 08/11/2006 6:53:20 AM PDT by fredhead (Women want me....Fish fear me....I can dream can't I?)
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To: Auntbee
A new Reuters photo from Lebenon.


66 posted on 08/11/2006 6:55:31 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Zeppelin
All of mine are oldies. My grandfather used to run a vaudville show. Some examples: Toby: Sally, you have such smooth skin. How do you keep it that way?

Sally: I take milk baths.

Toby: Pasturized?

Sally: No, just up to my neck.



Bates: You married a peahen?

Toby: That's right.

Bates: Do you believe in mixed marriages?

Toby: Heck, no! Me an' the peahen's both Baptists.



Toby: What you got in the bag, Zenas?

Zenas: Milk.

Toby: You can't carry milk in a bag.

Zenas: Why not? Cows do!



Kate: Lillian, did you notice that nice man from St. Louis?

Lillian: And how nicely he dresses.

Kate: And SO quickly!

Shalom.

67 posted on 08/11/2006 6:58:48 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: All
Thread seems to be missing something.

Perhaps cowbell???

Shalom.

68 posted on 08/11/2006 7:08:57 AM PDT by ArGee (The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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To: sully777

69 posted on 08/11/2006 7:09:30 AM PDT by arichtaxpayer (We will not tire, we will not falter, and we will not fail.)
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To: ArGee

haha nice


70 posted on 08/11/2006 7:11:26 AM PDT by Zeppelin (You've been Zarqed !)
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To: ArGee

71 posted on 08/11/2006 7:15:03 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Tatze

<img src="http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g142/Tear_photos/2005_gary_coleman.jpg"


72 posted on 08/11/2006 7:18:38 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Tatze
Crap.. need an edit button.


73 posted on 08/11/2006 7:19:23 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: Tatze

74 posted on 08/11/2006 7:22:55 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: sully777

Thanks for the ping, happy Friday! :)


75 posted on 08/11/2006 7:23:28 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: sully777
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76 posted on 08/11/2006 7:23:29 AM PDT by Sax (You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat)
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To: EX52D
I dont have a ping list, to ping the gang.

77 posted on 08/11/2006 7:26:57 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: sully777

bump for later


looking forward to it.


78 posted on 08/11/2006 7:27:46 AM PDT by diamond6 (Everyone who is for abortion have been born. Ronald Reagan)
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To: carlr; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; najida; Maximus of Texas; EX52D; Fierce Allegiance; ...

Here Tatze! :)


79 posted on 08/11/2006 7:36:31 AM PDT by EX52D (Life is a stage, and we are merely players...)
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To: backhoe
like so?


80 posted on 08/11/2006 7:39:38 AM PDT by Zeppelin (You've been Zarqed !)
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