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All of mine are oldies. My grandfather used to run a vaudville show. Some examples: Toby: Sally, you have such smooth skin. How do you keep it that way?

Sally: I take milk baths.

Toby: Pasturized?

Sally: No, just up to my neck.

Bates: You married a peahen?

Toby: That's right.

Bates: Do you believe in mixed marriages?

Toby: Heck, no! Me an' the peahen's both Baptists.

Toby: What you got in the bag, Zenas?

Zenas: Milk.

Toby: You can't carry milk in a bag.

Zenas: Why not? Cows do!

Kate: Lillian, did you notice that nice man from St. Louis?

Lillian: And how nicely he dresses.

Kate: And SO quickly!

Shalom.