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**** Official Friday Silliness Thread****
OFST | 05/12/2006 | TheUsualSuspects

Posted on 05/12/2006 7:25:09 AM PDT by BJClinton

Woohoo! Made to another weekend...almost.

Silliest wedding cake ever:



TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ofst; tgif; w00t
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To: bert
I have this sense of impending doom....


21 posted on 05/12/2006 7:34:37 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: BJClinton

A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, "I'm on the 7th hole, and you're a hole behind me, so you must be on the 6th hole." He thanked her and went back to his golf.

On the back nine, the same thing happened, and he approached the lady again with the same request. She said, "I'm on the 14th, you are a hole behind me, so you must be on the 13th." Once again he thanked her.

He finished his round and went into the club house and saw the lady sitting at the end of the bar. He went up to her and said, "Let me buy you a drink to show my appreciation for your help." He started a conversation and asked her what kind of work she did. She said she was in sales, and he said he was in sales also. He asked what she sold.

She replied, "If I told you, you would only laugh."

"No, I wouldn't," he said.

She said, "I sell tampons."

With that he fell on the floor laughing so hard.

She said, "See, I knew you would laugh."

"That's not what I'm laughing at," he replied. "I'm a toilet paper salesman, so I'm STILL one hole behind you!"


22 posted on 05/12/2006 7:36:29 AM PDT by Tatze (This tagline is brought to you by the Admin Moderator!)
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To: bert

Think Larry Bird is more susceptible to Avian Flu?


23 posted on 05/12/2006 7:36:30 AM PDT by squishy (Add Men Modder Ate Her? I mean, why would they do such a thing?)
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To: BJClinton; All
Happy Moms Day!!
A silly video for all the moms, and all who need a laugh
mothers-day-picture

24 posted on 05/12/2006 7:37:10 AM PDT by backinthefold (Time to set the record straight, the skipping is driving me nuts!)
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To: Anybody

Please please please someone tell me how to post a picture?


25 posted on 05/12/2006 7:37:31 AM PDT by groovejedi
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To: BJClinton

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed.

It was addressed, "Dad" with the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing this.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion, dad - she's pregnant and Barbara assures me that we will be very happy. Even though you don't care for her since she is so much older than I am, she already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood enough for the whole winter. She wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Barbara taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with her friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we need.

In the meantime, we pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Barbara can get better; she sure deserves it!!

Don't worry, dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.


Your son, John

P.S. Dad, none of this is true. I'm over at Billy's house. I just wanted to re mind you that there are worse things in life than my
report card which is in my desk drawer.

I love you!

PS: Call when it's safe for me to come home


26 posted on 05/12/2006 7:37:59 AM PDT by oldtimer2 (Every morning I wake up and thank God that I was not born as Chuck Shumer)
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To: BJClinton





27 posted on 05/12/2006 7:39:05 AM PDT by Pyro7480 (Sancte Joseph, terror daemonum, ora pro nobis!)
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To: BJClinton
Kyle Field Cake...

WHOOOOP!

28 posted on 05/12/2006 7:39:05 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
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To: BJClinton
This Thread Sucks!

IBTZ!!!


29 posted on 05/12/2006 7:39:19 AM PDT by HOTTIEBOY (AIXELSYD TAEB I)
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To: groovejedi
HTML bootcamp (how to post pictures)

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/chat/719530/posts
30 posted on 05/12/2006 7:39:44 AM PDT by backinthefold (Time to set the record straight, the skipping is driving me nuts!)
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To: groovejedi
Like this:

"Where did that dog go?"

31 posted on 05/12/2006 7:39:55 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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To: BJClinton
I get to stay home and play on the OFST

32 posted on 05/12/2006 7:41:15 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: BJClinton
Up and at 'em!

33 posted on 05/12/2006 7:41:17 AM PDT by ErnBatavia (Meep Meep)
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To: eastpaces

Ping!


34 posted on 05/12/2006 7:41:29 AM PDT by Millee (Tagline free)
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To: wallcrawlr
Sweet! 16 posts until wallcrawlr gets one pulled. Now that's the OFST I've come to know and love.


35 posted on 05/12/2006 7:42:09 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: BJClinton
A Teamsters boss goes to a convention in Las Vegas for a few days.

One night he goes out to a brothel.

Like a good union man, he asks the madam if it's a union shop.

"No", she says.

He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"

The madam says "The girl would get $20 and the house gets $80".

"Pahh! " he says, and walks off to find another brothel.

He asks the next madam "Are you a union shop?"

"Oh, yes!" was the reply.

He says "Well, If I were to give you $100 how would you split it?"

The madam says "The girl would get $80 and the house gets $20".

That's more to his liking, so he gives her $100 and says "I'd like that pretty young blond girl right there", pointing to his choice.

The madam puts the money in her pocket, points to an 85-year old woman, and says to him: "I'm sure you would, but Ethel here has seniority."

36 posted on 05/12/2006 7:42:42 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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37 posted on 05/12/2006 7:44:19 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: groovejedi
First, you have to have the picture accessible to the web. Either upload it to your server or start a Photobucket account.

Then you type in <img src="address of your photo">

That photo address would be something like http://12thmanfoundation.com/mag/Vol6/vol6no9/images/insideaggies2.jpg

38 posted on 05/12/2006 7:45:08 AM PDT by r-q-tek86 (** Tagline Removed By Admin Moderator **)
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To: Tatze
ROFL. Awesome.


39 posted on 05/12/2006 7:45:08 AM PDT by BJClinton (Forget the fence, annex Mexico.)
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To: BJClinton; wallcrawlr
Sweet! 16 posts until wallcrawlr gets one pulled. Now that's the OFST I've come to know and love.

I thought that one might get axed. But it was funny.


40 posted on 05/12/2006 7:45:28 AM PDT by The_Victor (If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
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