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Furious Obama Says Calls to Putin Going Straight to Voice Mail
The New Yorker ^
| September 2, 2014
| By Andy Borowitz
Posted on 09/04/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT by traumer
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/furious-obama-says-calls-putin-going-straight-voicemail
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: humor; joke; satire
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:27:19 AM PDT
by
traumer
To: traumer
To: traumer
Ok your phone don't work so escalate to your PEN.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:29:20 AM PDT
by
mountainlion
(Live well for those that did not make it back.)
To: traumer
If Obama were a man he would go to Moscow and face Putin man to man.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:29:53 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
("Moderates" are lying manipulative bottom feeding scum.)
To: traumer
LOL!!
The Bear don’t wanna hear from the Mouse.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:29:58 AM PDT
by
Westbrook
(Children do not divide your love, they multiply it.)
To: traumer
Obama, have you tried a strongly worded letter?
To: traumer
The Red Phone has voice mail ?
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:30:27 AM PDT
by
molson209
(Blank)
To: traumer
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:30:31 AM PDT
by
wrench
To: traumer
I wouldn’t pick it up either.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:30:47 AM PDT
by
wally_bert
(There are no winners in a game of losers. I'm Tommy Joyce, welcome to the Oriental Lounge.)
To: traumer
Pretty sad they are openly admitting this.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:30:47 AM PDT
by
driftdiver
(I could eat it raw, but why do that when I have a fire.)
To: traumer
Leadership... I wish we had some.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:31:32 AM PDT
by
Teacher317
(We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men)
To: traumer
Hello. You have reached Vlad the Impaler at the Office of Ukrainian Reintegration. I am away from my desk at the moment. Possibly I am out wrestling a bear. Press 1 to leave a message, 2 for a reset, or 3 to hear great off-season Sochi vacation package offers. Dasvidaniya.
To: traumer
release a carrier pigeon.
13
posted on
09/04/2014 8:32:05 AM PDT
by
Drango
(A liberal's compassion is limited only by the size of someone else's wallet.)
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To: traumer
HAHA!
I once did the exact same thing to Obama. I thought he would never stop calling!
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:32:29 AM PDT
by
MNDude
To: mountainlion
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:32:47 AM PDT
by
traumer
To: mountainlion
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:32:47 AM PDT
by
traumer
To: traumer
Putin already knows all he needs to know from 0bama...
"I'll have more flexibility after the election."
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:32:57 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: wrench
Well I guess Putin’s caller ID is working ......
To: taxcontrol
I hope this is true. Now he knows what conservatives are going through trying to get Holder to look into all these scandals this administration has committed.
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posted on
09/04/2014 8:33:09 AM PDT
by
taterjay
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