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DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-09 (Joe Biden Enrages DUmmies Over Cuba Embargo)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 30, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 03/30/2009 5:20:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies are really pissed off at Joe Biden. Why? Because he stated that the U.S. government will NOT end the Cuban embargo as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD, "Biden says U.S. does not plan to lift Cuba embargo." Some of the DUmmies are even saying that is not really what Biden means and you have to microanalyze the word he used, "No." Of course, what the DUmmies need to realize is that all of the Obama administration promises have an expiration date. In the meantime the DUmmies remain angry as you can see so let us watch their angry Bolshevik Red slams while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that Biden is purposely trying to keep his mouth shut for fear of what could spill out, is in the [barackets]:

Biden says U.S. does not plan to lift Cuba embargo

[Boo Hoo!]

VINA DEL MAR, Chile, March 28 (Reuters) - U.S. Vice President Joe Biden said on Saturday the United States would not lift the country's embargo on Cuba.

"No," Biden told reporters at a meeting in Chile when asked if the United States planned to lift the embargo.

[I love how Biden knows he could get himself in trouble if he provides anything more than monosyllabic answers.]

Saying there's no plans to and saying they would not do it are two different things. Reuter's reporter shouldn't equate the two.

[Let us now all do a microanalysis on the meaning of "No."]

There's not many hairs there to split. He gave a one word answer to a fairly specific question.

[Go ahead and split away!]

Or the Reuters story is crap. What are the odds.

[Pay no attention to the "No" that was provided.]

100% chance that story is weak.

[100% chance that you are denying reality.]

Something is "up" with Cuba--I don't know what it is, but it's Not Quite Right.

[I think that thing that is not quite right in Cuba happened on New Years Day 1959.]

My opinion is that the right wing never really leaves office --

[Said the DUmmie completely unaware of the irony as regards Castro.]

Happy karma, Joe. This is way past wrong.

[And a Merry Kwanzaa to you!]

Beside doubling or tripling the annual federal deficits, where is the substantive 'change'?????

[Patience. Change will happen just after the quadrupling of the federal deficit.]

One thing Cuba could do is allow ordinary Cuban citizens to have Internet access? What are the Cuban authorities afraid of? Gosh, with Net access Cubans could even read DU.

[Even better, they could read the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Its a shameful imperialist attitude to suggest that Cuba should bow to US imperialism in any way. They have managed OK since casting off the shackles of US hegemony. Plus the people have achieved the social infrastructure they wanted by participation in their system of government - something that Americans haven't done.

[We are lacking the free elections for which Cuba is known.]

I wonder what else he said? When has Joe ever answered in a monosyllable?

[I remember that one word "Yes" from him at the presidential debates.]

I was thinking the same thing. "No" is so un-Biden-like. Looking around to see if can find the exact question and the exact answer.

[Maybe he was warned he would be fired like the GM president if he made a fool of himself just one more time.]

The rest of the story ....

[Is that you, Paul Harvey?]

"We think that Cuban people should determine their own fate and they should be able to live in freedom and have some prospect of economic prosperity," he added.

Several South American defense ministers this month urged President Barack Obama to lift the embargo on Cuba, saying such a move was crucial to improve U.S. ties with the region.

"Obama and I made it clear during our campaign that we thought there's a need for transition in our policy toward Cuba," Biden added.

[Uh-oh! This is not good. However, the DUmmie reaction should be verrrrry interesting.]

Can I still hope Reuters got it wrong or should I just accept that this is neo-colonial cr@p? Hmmm. What to do.

[Close your eyes, lean back, and click your heels together three times while reciting, "Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality."]

Let's wait for the Spanish version (if there is one). I have to see if the question was asked in Spanish or English and how it was framed. Unsee anything yet on Santiago media.

[Hmmm... I wonder what the Spanish translation of "No" is?]

why would Cuba be on the terrorist list? according to people on here, Cuba is the happiest place on earth

[I'm suspecting this DUmmie is really a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!!]

Cuba can become the Dubai of the Caribbean Basin, while the US watches. Again, if this happens, watch how fast Biden et. al. change the tune overnight. Our collective memory in the US is about two years anyway.

[Workers Paradise is that light at the end of the tunnel.]


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KEYWORDS: cuba; cubanembargo; dummies; embargo; joebiden
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1 posted on 03/30/2009 5:20:15 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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PING!


2 posted on 03/30/2009 5:21:28 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (E.J. Dionne: "Make the World Safe for Tax Increases")
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3 posted on 03/30/2009 5:23:35 AM PDT by Larry Lucido
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top 10


4 posted on 03/30/2009 5:26:08 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (control the teleprompter, control the world)
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TT - BTR


5 posted on 03/30/2009 5:26:44 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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6. Now to read


6 posted on 03/30/2009 5:27:29 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Who is EveningStar?)
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7 posted on 03/30/2009 5:34:07 AM PDT by JRios1968 (The real first rule of Fight Club: Do not invite Chuck Norris...EVER)
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8 posted on 03/30/2009 5:38:15 AM PDT by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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Biden says U.S. does not plan to lift Cuba embargo

[Boo Hoo!]

Just another broken promise by the new administration.


There's not many hairs there to split. He gave a one word answer to a fairly specific question. No = No.


My opinion is that the right wing never really leaves office --

[Said the DUmmie completely unaware of the irony as regards Castro.]

Sorry DUmmie, but the left never leaves office. Robert Byrd comes to mind.


Gosh, with Net access Cubans could even read DU.

[Even better, they could read the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Do the Cubans have enough showers or HAZMAT suits to visit DU?


Can I still hope Reuters got it wrong or should I just accept that this is neo-colonial cr@p? Hmmm. What to do.

Well, according to other DUmmies, EVERYTHING you hear from the DBM is 100% truth. Even the fake national guard documents dan rather had.

9 posted on 03/30/2009 5:39:18 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It took almost 250 years to make the USA great and 30 days for "The Failure" BO to tear it down.)
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Top 10 maybe?


10 posted on 03/30/2009 5:45:04 AM PDT by Budge (I can hardly wait to start paying more in taxes and 5 dollar a gallon gas!)
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[Close your eyes, lean back, and click your heels together three times while reciting, "Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality."]

Is that the reality where AlGore won in 2000 and Bin Laden called off 9/11 because - thanks to Gore's Svengali-like personality - Osama was convinced the smoke might contribute to Global Warming?

11 posted on 03/30/2009 5:45:44 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Obamanation: an imploding administration headed by a clueless schmuck, with McCain as his Kowakian)
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Can I still hope Reuters got it wrong or should I just accept that this is neo-colonial cr@p? Hmmm. What to do.

I'm sure that Cuba would welcome you with open arms if you decide to move there and bring muchos American dollars! Please do so, and take all your DUmmie buds with you!

12 posted on 03/30/2009 5:46:24 AM PDT by JimRed ("Hey, hey, Teddy K., how many girls did you drown today?" TERM LIMITS, NOW AND FOREVER!)
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Plus the people have achieved the social infrastructure they wanted by participation in their system of government


I just want to punch some sense into people like this. This DUmmie sits comfortably in his/her/its parent’s home, surrounded by the comforts of freedom and pretends they have it worse than Cubans.


13 posted on 03/30/2009 9:10:05 AM PDT by kenth (Obama - One Big Ass Mistake, America)
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They have managed OK since casting off the shackles of US hegemony.

And this happened...when? Please don't tell me that these DUmmies equate being under an oppressive authoritarian dictatorship with "throwing off the shackles of US hegemony".

14 posted on 03/30/2009 9:50:31 AM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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[We are lacking the free elections for which Cuba is known.]

We are also not allowed to protest or contact our Congresscritters to tell them how we feel. Dissenters will be sent to Wal-Mart detention centers.


15 posted on 03/30/2009 9:57:07 AM PDT by Purrcival (Proud to share my birthday with President Reagan)
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Since 1959 when Castro took over I’ve been reading stories by deluded fools i.e. libs about Cuba’s future. “If only we would trade with Cuba” they’ve lamented, Cuba would indeed be the paradise they’ve wished it would be. Always forgetting, naturally, that under Castro, Cuba has always been a brutal, Marxist hell-hole where the likes of DummyU inmates would have been thrown in prison the first time they opened their pie-holes to protest. And that Cuba is free to trade with every other country on earth. Message to libs: IT AINT’ US THAT’S KILLING CUBA, IT’S MARXIST CUBA THAT’S KILLING CUBA!!!! The capacity of liberals to fool themselves is infinite.


16 posted on 03/30/2009 10:57:53 AM PDT by driftless2 (four)
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They have managed OK since casting off the shackles of US hegemony.

Says the buffoon who was born after 1970 and has read only how great the glorious leader Fidel has done.

My parents frequented Cuba in the 40's and early 50's. They wouldn't recognize the place nowadays.

17 posted on 03/30/2009 12:29:51 PM PDT by hattend (Sarah Palin has run a fishing business, a city, and a state. All Obama has done is run his mouth.)
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What are the Cuban authorities afraid of? Gosh, with Net access Cubans could even read DU.

The dripping sarcasm indicates that this could only have been written by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!

18 posted on 03/30/2009 12:58:07 PM PDT by Poser (American-American)
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Cuba can become the Dubai of the Caribbean Basin, while the US watches. Again, if this happens, watch how fast Biden et. al. change the tune overnight. Our collective memory in the US is about two years anyway.

[Workers Paradise is that light at the end of the tunnel.]

Uh, just how do the DUmmies react when their favorite dictator drills for oil in the pristine waters of the Gulf (where they insist WE cannot drill for fear of damaging the precious environment).

19 posted on 03/30/2009 1:49:33 PM PDT by Stegall Tx (Democrats: raising your taxes; cheating on theirs.)
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Was this before or after he thanked the Spanish President for his help in Iraq (there was none) or after Hillary displays ignorance of the most important religious item in Mexico?


20 posted on 03/30/2009 6:04:49 PM PDT by GeronL (http://tyrannysentinel.blogspot.com)
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