Posted on 08/14/2007 6:26:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
I'm working with Ronco to sell do-it-yourself, at home, low-dose electro-shocks kits.
Each kits consists of a 10 foot piece of electrical cord, with a plug on one end and 2 bare wires on the other.
Works with any 110 volt outlet (hence the "low dose" vs. 220 volts) and retails for the amazing low price of $19.95.
All you have to do is hold the bare wires to your temples while a spouse or "life partner" plugs the other end into the wall socket. (Note: Must have 15 amp or better circuit capacity. Best results are achieved in a tub of water or in the shower.)
(Warning! Not for use on outlets with GFCI protection!)
(Buyer assumes all responsibility for the proper use and operation of this devise. No warranty expressed or implied by the manufacturer.)
If Ronco doesn't like my idea, maybe Acme will buy it....
Brain-shiver?
WTF is a brain-shiver?
And besides, doesn't one have to possess a brain for it to shiver in the first place?
When we say DUmmies are not dealing with reality, and they deny it, here is our proof! They need drug-induced altered realities just to exist in the real world!
Do any of them not make any kind of connection that they’re all under psychiatric care and taking mind altering prescription drugs and their terminal unhappiness with life, America and politics?
Does this connection not register with these people?
I hate to call attention to true mental illness as it is, in many cases, legitimate. But seriously, this is nothing more than a self-help group for mental patients. I’m sure if the same thread was made and replied to by KOSmunists or HUffers the responses would be the same though.
So the entire Democratic leadership and Presidential field is pandering to a group of overmedicated self-loathers thinking they’re a serious political bloc.
Wow, just...... wow.
These people are just so DUpressing...
Goodness! I can’t believe that thread is for real! Even if the place is a looney bin, you wouldn’t think they would advertise it!
I don’t even know what any of those drugs are. It’s good to be a conservative.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Prog-thought is an effect, not a cause; once a person drops the recreational drug habit, he almost always turns conservative.
Someone could do a study on DU - what’s the correlation between admitted drug use and being one of Pitt’s bobos, for example.
These people were crazy long before 2001.
If DUmmie Land is your therapy, you should consider a stay at Club Gitmo. A water boarding would do you some good.
Oh! you are so brutal.....I think I love you
LOL, this is the FUnniest in a long time. People who actually want electro-shock!!!!!!! Yet they oppose torture for others. I guess they’re like the dog barking in the manger. Torture is only good if they’re the ones experiencing it.
I finally figured out that DUmmie Funnies is faked. No way in hell this is real. No way. Even those psycho freaks could not be so messed up and brag about it. No way.
What a bunch of losers! And it never occurs to them, even after reading each others posts, that we at FR just might be the normal ones. Sheesh!
“WTF is a brain-shiver?”
A couple of years ago The crap hit the fan so I started taking Celexa from a friend for a few months to see if it would take me out of my funk. Well the stuff didn’t do crap so I just stopped taking it cold turkey. Big mistake! I imagine what the DUmmie is talking about are these weird sensations like a slight electric current through your skull that comes like a wave then dissapears just as quick. Pretty scary stuff. One pill would make it go away for like a week then it would come back again. Took months to completely go away. I will NEVER take anything that alters my brain chemistry like that again, It was foolish in the first place.
"SOLD!"
I was taking Antimalarial medication (Meflequine?) due to a deployment. You take it once a week. The floor would suddenly feel like it shifted 90 degrees. After a moment it would settle down. Also; there was a feeling of “turbulence a few hours after taking it, but it didn’t last beyond the rest of the day. At first I thought it was Earth tremors.
Don’t get me started on what people who took Ambien went through!
Why do people want this crap when it’s not absolutely necessary (like to prevent malaria)?
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