I finally figured out that DUmmie Funnies is faked. No way in hell this is real. No way. Even those psycho freaks could not be so messed up and brag about it. No way.
It has to be real because nobody would believe it as fiction. That’s how you can always tell. If it makes sense, no matter how fantastic, it’s probably a story. If it’s too fantastic to believe and seems completely illogical and irrational, it is probably real.