Posted on 08/14/2007 6:26:33 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
It has to be real because nobody would believe it as fiction. That’s how you can always tell. If it makes sense, no matter how fantastic, it’s probably a story. If it’s too fantastic to believe and seems completely illogical and irrational, it is probably real.
Gosh, who woulda thought it
/sarc
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“rAmen” is the closing word of prayer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which is an atheist construct in mockery of God (or indeed, any supernatural entity). The story is that there is just as much physical evidence for the existence and activity of God as there is for some sort of Flying Spaghetti Monster doing the same thing(s).
An FSMite blessing is “may He touch you with His Noodly Appendage.”
"I keep on thinking maybe even everybody else is on something even, what is a poor crazy person to do "
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Is it a good thing or a bad thing that I do not know what most of what they are talking about is?
Reality?
Let’s see, the DUmmies are taking Effexor, Ativan, Zoloft, Xanex, Valium and none of them work. See, that’s because those things only help people with organic depression and/or anxiety. There is no cure for BDS.
No wonder. It's gotta be hard as hell to type that way.
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This is what I'm talking about. A month into this administration everything--as far as anyone knew--was right with the world. This DUmmie goes and gets a prescription for anti-depressants because the president has an (R) behind his name?
The thought that the awesome beauty of trees coated in a February frost or the feeling on that first day when you can smell spring in the air could be ruined by who's in the White House just amazes me. How hard is it to just make up your mind to be happy? Maybe I'm the one who's crazy, but on the whole, I have far more days when I'm happy than when I'm not.
Even though it's for head congestion, it triggered migraines, and altered my mood to the point that I wanted to kill just about anyone and anything that ticked me off. (Not a good thing when you drive a truck for a living).
Took me almost 2 weeks to become "normal" again....
You know we're overmedicated when we can tell our docs what we will and will not take. If the doctor doesn't come back with "well, you're probably going to die," or "you'll be in crippling pain without it," chances are you don't need it.
I'll say it's a good thing, because:
1. You would not know what these drugs are for if you do not need then (always good!), and
2. If you knew what they were talking about, you'd probably be a DUmmie....
There ya go! The simple pleasure of a nice hot bowl of noodles to nourish the body and warm the soul. They're cheap too, and now available without a prescription.
Then you should use cocaine to ween yourself off the Effexor. Like when Peter Griffin took up crack to help him stop drinking.
Electro-shock therapy! Headway! Get it? DUmmy made a FUnny.
A lot of employees have success in holding down a job by not showing up high all the time.
Pitt should take it to get his angry back.
And the Big Bad Bush won't give me any health insurance. And I can't get on my life partner's health insurance. So I'm broke and depressed and it's all Bush's fault.
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