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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
FRIDAY THE 13TH | Me, bwahwaha

Posted on 01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen

 

I'm skeptical today, though...

And...

 

 

and

 

and

 

and, Skeptical Kangaroo

Is still skeptical

 

but...

Is just dramatic

 

Because...we still have this guy....

 

 

But hey, at least today is Make Your Dream Come True Day

 

Still skeptical?

 

I'm still with this guy...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday13th; ofst; silliness; skepticism
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To: relentlessly

Hillary’s Monica Lewinsky impersonations


61 posted on 01/14/2017 3:50:41 AM PST by a fool in paradise (The COM-Left is saddened by the death of the Communist dictator Fidel Castro. No surprise there.)
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To: real saxophonist

Ouch! Hope you heal up quickly!


62 posted on 01/14/2017 8:01:34 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: Lucky9teen

A wealthy business man and his wife were having dinner in the restaurant of a very exclusive resort in the Bahamas. The man got up to visit the bathroom and on his way back he received a very passionate embrace from a beautiful blond. His wife noticed this and when he sat down, she asked, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” he said sheepishly, “That was my mistress.”

“Why you beast!” she said, “I want a divorce.”

“O.K.” he said, but it means we’ll have to give up the place in Aspen, and the estate in Belize, and of course those shopping trips to Europe, and....”

As he was speaking she noticed one of the company board members dining across the way with a pretty brunette and she said, “Who’s that with Wayne?”

“Oh, that’s his mistress” was the reply.

She said, “Ours is cuter.”


63 posted on 01/14/2017 5:28:32 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Lucky9teen

Did you hear about the Zen master who said to the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything.”

The hot dog vendor hands him one with everything. The Zen master hands him a $20 bill and the hot dog vendor pockets it.

“What about my change?” asked the Zen master.

The hot dog vendor says, “Change comes only from within.”


64 posted on 01/14/2017 5:32:02 PM PST by Redcitizen
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To: Lucky9teen

Did he consider unplugging them?


65 posted on 01/14/2017 5:36:23 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles! (pink bow))
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