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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
FRIDAY THE 13TH
| Me, bwahwaha
Posted on 01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
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To: BitWielder1
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posted on
01/13/2017 5:33:04 AM PST
by
workerbee
(America finally has an American president again.)
To: Lucky9teen; beaversmom
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posted on
01/13/2017 5:36:19 AM PST
by
KC_Lion
("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)
To: Lucky9teen
CH CH CH CH
ah ah ah ah
love em.
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posted on
01/13/2017 5:38:04 AM PST
by
teeman8r
(Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
To: Lucky9teen
I don’t know who that guy is, but it’s funny on the first “Just Do It” GIF, that “DO IT” comes out of his posterior...
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posted on
01/13/2017 5:50:21 AM PST
by
HeadOn
(Sit down, shut up, hang on. You'll be better off, whether you like it or not.)
To: real saxophonist
Your leg’s broken, no way, how?
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:03:38 AM PST
by
PROCON
(Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
To: Lucky9teen
Top 30, maybe?
h/t Dorothy
Quickies:
Q: Why did the stonecutter quit his job?
A: He felt like his boss was taking him for granite.
I once had a hula-hoop with a nail in it. My mom called it the navel destroyer.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway and then stop?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line.
Q: How can you tell if a baker is lucky? A: He has a four loaf cleaver.
I try to avoid funerals as I'm not a mourning person.
Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.
h/t JP
Truisms
Haters are like crickets, they make a lot of noise. You hear it but you can't see them, then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.
If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'NO'.
That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.
Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you.
I'm not staring at you. I'm day dreaming and you were in my way.
h/t Diana in Wisconsin
A perfect end to this contribution to Friday silliness:
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:11:05 AM PST
by
upchuck
(... I'm beyond elated to bid him a permanent farewell. ~ Peter Heck -- peterheck.com)
To: PROCON
Hit some ice, crashed my bike, broke Tib and Fib.
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:11:13 AM PST
by
real saxophonist
( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:35:41 AM PST
by
dayglored
("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
To: real saxophonist
You’re lucky.
I know a guy that did that and got third degree burns, a concussion, and shrapnel....
His bike broke a fork....
So, he shot it.
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:53:00 AM PST
by
PeaceBeWithYou
(De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
To: real saxophonist
I’m still recovering from a broken femur 13 months later. I hope your recovery is faster!
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posted on
01/13/2017 6:54:49 AM PST
by
Ingtar
(.)
To: HeadOn
It's
Shia LaBeouf, known for being in Transformers movies...
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posted on
01/13/2017 7:12:15 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
To: real saxophonist
Ouch! I hope your healing goes quickly!
This may be the first FReeper injury caused by global warmingTM :-)
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posted on
01/13/2017 7:20:30 AM PST
by
PROCON
(Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
To: upchuck
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posted on
01/13/2017 7:57:51 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
To: real saxophonist
Get better soon.
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posted on
01/13/2017 7:59:53 AM PST
by
Lucky9teen
(http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
To: Lucky9teen
"It's Shia LaBeouf, known for being in Transformers movies..."
Wasn't he also in the last Indiana Jones movie as Indie's son?
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:04:30 AM PST
by
BlueLancer
("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." Winston Churchill)
To: hecticskeptic
I’m not sure I believe you! ;-P
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:04:34 AM PST
by
MortMan
(The white board is a remarkable invention. Chalk one up for creativity!)
To: Monkey Face
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:12:21 AM PST
by
Louis Foxwell
(The Left has the temperament of a squealing pig.)
To: Lucky9teen
Late today, but I could use some silliness.
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:21:52 AM PST
by
left that other site
(You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
To: Louis Foxwell
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:29:40 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
To: Lucky9teen
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posted on
01/13/2017 8:31:26 AM PST
by
BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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