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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
FRIDAY THE 13TH | Me, bwahwaha

Posted on 01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen

 

I'm skeptical today, though...

And...

 

 

and

 

and

 

and, Skeptical Kangaroo

Is still skeptical

 

but...

Is just dramatic

 

Because...we still have this guy....

 

 

But hey, at least today is Make Your Dream Come True Day

 

Still skeptical?

 

I'm still with this guy...



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday13th; ofst; silliness; skepticism
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To: BitWielder1

21 posted on 01/13/2017 5:33:04 AM PST by workerbee (America finally has an American president again.)
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To: Lucky9teen; beaversmom
Wildest Dreams?


22 posted on 01/13/2017 5:36:19 AM PST by KC_Lion ("I'm a believer that you don't need a title, and you don't need an office to make a difference"~S.P.)
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To: Lucky9teen

CH CH CH CH

ah ah ah ah

love em.

t


23 posted on 01/13/2017 5:38:04 AM PST by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: Lucky9teen

I don’t know who that guy is, but it’s funny on the first “Just Do It” GIF, that “DO IT” comes out of his posterior...


24 posted on 01/13/2017 5:50:21 AM PST by HeadOn (Sit down, shut up, hang on. You'll be better off, whether you like it or not.)
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To: real saxophonist

Your leg’s broken, no way, how?


25 posted on 01/13/2017 6:03:38 AM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: Lucky9teen
Top 30, maybe?


h/t Dorothy


Quickies:

Q: Why did the stonecutter quit his job?
A: He felt like his boss was taking him for granite.

I once had a hula-hoop with a nail in it. My mom called it the navel destroyer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway and then stop?
A: He wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: How can you tell if a baker is lucky? A: He has a four loaf cleaver.

I try to avoid funerals as I'm not a mourning person.

Police searching for a missing child heard heavy breathing coming from a parked van. But, when they looked, it was just a kid napping.



h/t JP


Truisms

Haters are like crickets, they make a lot of noise. You hear it but you can't see them, then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

If you have to wake me up to ask me for something, the answer is automatically, 'NO'.

That awkward moment when you want to cough badly, but it's dead silent.

Butterflies? I feel the entire zoo in my stomach when I see you.

I'm not staring at you. I'm day dreaming and you were in my way.



h/t Diana in Wisconsin
A perfect end to this contribution to Friday silliness:



26 posted on 01/13/2017 6:11:05 AM PST by upchuck (... I'm beyond elated to bid him a permanent farewell. ~ Peter Heck -- peterheck.com)
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To: PROCON

Hit some ice, crashed my bike, broke Tib and Fib.


27 posted on 01/13/2017 6:11:13 AM PST by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m LATE!! TOP 30 ???


28 posted on 01/13/2017 6:35:41 AM PST by dayglored ("Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government.")
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To: real saxophonist

You’re lucky.

I know a guy that did that and got third degree burns, a concussion, and shrapnel....
His bike broke a fork....
So, he shot it.


29 posted on 01/13/2017 6:53:00 AM PST by PeaceBeWithYou (De Oppresso Liber! (50 million and counting in Afghanistan and Iraq))
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To: real saxophonist

I’m still recovering from a broken femur 13 months later. I hope your recovery is faster!


30 posted on 01/13/2017 6:54:49 AM PST by Ingtar (.)
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To: HeadOn
It's Shia LaBeouf, known for being in Transformers movies...
31 posted on 01/13/2017 7:12:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: real saxophonist
Ouch! I hope your healing goes quickly!

This may be the first FReeper injury caused by global warmingTM :-)

32 posted on 01/13/2017 7:20:30 AM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: upchuck

33 posted on 01/13/2017 7:57:51 AM PST by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: real saxophonist

Get better soon.
34 posted on 01/13/2017 7:59:53 AM PST by Lucky9teen (http://stepstopoliticalepiphany.com - 5 Steps to Political Epiphany)
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To: Lucky9teen
"It's Shia LaBeouf, known for being in Transformers movies..."

Wasn't he also in the last Indiana Jones movie as Indie's son?

35 posted on 01/13/2017 8:04:30 AM PST by BlueLancer ("If the present tries to sit in judgment on the past, it will lose the future." Winston Churchill)
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To: hecticskeptic

I’m not sure I believe you! ;-P


36 posted on 01/13/2017 8:04:34 AM PST by MortMan (The white board is a remarkable invention. Chalk one up for creativity!)
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To: Monkey Face

Shant we all!


37 posted on 01/13/2017 8:12:21 AM PST by Louis Foxwell (The Left has the temperament of a squealing pig.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Late today, but I could use some silliness.


38 posted on 01/13/2017 8:21:52 AM PST by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Louis Foxwell

39 posted on 01/13/2017 8:29:40 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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To: Lucky9teen

40 posted on 01/13/2017 8:31:26 AM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either satire or opinion. Or both.)
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