Posted on 01/13/2017 5:03:04 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Hillary’s Monica Lewinsky impersonations
Ouch! Hope you heal up quickly!
A wealthy business man and his wife were having dinner in the restaurant of a very exclusive resort in the Bahamas. The man got up to visit the bathroom and on his way back he received a very passionate embrace from a beautiful blond. His wife noticed this and when he sat down, she asked, “Who was that?”
“Oh,” he said sheepishly, “That was my mistress.”
“Why you beast!” she said, “I want a divorce.”
“O.K.” he said, but it means we’ll have to give up the place in Aspen, and the estate in Belize, and of course those shopping trips to Europe, and....”
As he was speaking she noticed one of the company board members dining across the way with a pretty brunette and she said, “Who’s that with Wayne?”
“Oh, that’s his mistress” was the reply.
She said, “Ours is cuter.”
Did you hear about the Zen master who said to the hot dog vendor, “Make me one with everything.”
The hot dog vendor hands him one with everything. The Zen master hands him a $20 bill and the hot dog vendor pockets it.
“What about my change?” asked the Zen master.
The hot dog vendor says, “Change comes only from within.”
Did he consider unplugging them?
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