Terrified neighbours call police to 'domestic dispute' - but find man alone screaming at SPIDER

Mirror [UK] ^ | 26 Nov 2015 | Ruth Halkon

[Slings and Arrows]

Terrified neighbours phoned the police after hearing a woman screaming hysterically and a man yelling: “I’m going to kill you”.

But when officers arrived at the address they discovered the flat's sole occupant had been trying to catch a SPIDER .

The shamefaced man admitted he had been shouting death threats at the arachnid and had been the person behind the high pitched screaming.

According to New South Wales police in Australia, they received multiple calls about the sound of crashing furniture and a man screaming: “I’m going to kill you, you're dead! Die Die!!”.

[Salgak]

Well, it could have been a Big @ss Spider. . .

[jsanders2001]

> speaking of scrolling

thanks for the great idea to prank other family members...: )

[MayflowerMadam]

Couldn’t man and spider just made an appointment for couples counseling? Screaming death threats is not the answer.

[dp0622]

why do people insist on torturing me with spider pics?

i’m gonna go into cardiac arrest soon,

LOOK AT ALL THOSE EYES!!!!

It’s terrifying!!

And this is the new gender neutral America. No girl or boy stuff :)

[mylife]

Sally, some people have phobias heck we all do

My exwife would run in front of a semi truck trying to get away from, a bee. I know a brash big old Scottish guy that is like a terrified litte girl around bees

I won’t tell you what spooks me because I know you would say BOO! LOL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7vI6_lcnTY&list=RDIw6dTYk15Yw&index=10

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

But jumping spiders are so adorable! And what is so terrifying? They won't bite you. You have more to fear from mosquitos, which DO bite and can pass diseases, than from this cute little guy...

[shibumi]

Let's play "Phobia Mashup!"

Sal hates clowns. DP0622 hates spiders.

And wouldn't you know it?
There are several species of arachnid that go by the moniker "Clown Spider."

And let's not overlook The Insane Clown Posse Spider ...

"Arachnida Juggaletta Horrifera"

And just for Sala(Morphs-R-Us)Mander,
The Spider Clown Morph Ball Python!

[dp0622]

are you kidding me man?

was the devil allowed to create a handful of creatures?

I will NEVER forget that clown spider pic.

Ever.

Going to get my Bible.

[Rodamala]

Shamelessly borrowed from Janey's Page:

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Isn't it adorable?

[shibumi]

I don’t see The Toecutter, Nightrider or Johnny the Boy anywhere on that map.

[mylife]

LOL!!!

[mylife]

Perth an Adelaide look ok and there is always Nothing.. Lot of room for a man to roam in nothing...

[SE Mom]

A perfect description of the only sane way to deal with spiders. I vote to keep you as a freeper!

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

Going to get my Bible.

The Bible on spiders:

Proverbs 30:28 "The spider skillfully grasps with its hands, And it is in kings' palaces."

[dp0622]

thanks :)

[dp0622]

I’ve got to catch up on my Bible reading.

Some of you people on here can bang out verses for every occasion!!

:)

[mylife]

You haven’t lived until you are in the desert in the middle of the night operating a gazillion dollar system when a tarantula creeps from under the console and covers your hand LOL

Allo? Whats this?

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

LOL. That is what BibleGateway.com is for. :-)

[hoagy62]

If things like that actually existed, I’d want to take the next flight to the ISS....and STAY there.