[dp0622]

why do people insist on torturing me with spider pics?

i’m gonna go into cardiac arrest soon,

LOOK AT ALL THOSE EYES!!!!

It’s terrifying!!

And this is the new gender neutral America. No girl or boy stuff :)

[DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis]

But jumping spiders are so adorable! And what is so terrifying? They won't bite you. You have more to fear from mosquitos, which DO bite and can pass diseases, than from this cute little guy...