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Top Ten Reasons Biden Not Running For President (Humor)
10/21/2015
Posted on 10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT by llevrok
ala David Letterman's Top Ten Lists - what are your top humorous reason(s) Slow Joe is not running ?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016demprimary; 2016election; biden; biden2016; delaware; election2016; humor; joebiden
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To: llevrok
Hillary made him a offer he couldn't refuse...either is signature or his brains (what little there is) would be on a document announcing he wasn't running.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:43:16 AM PDT
by
fungoking
(Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
To: theoldmarine
He got a 3 AM phone call from someone claiming to be Vince Foster WINNER! This is the #1.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:44:19 AM PDT
by
Salvavida
(The restoration of the U.S.A. starts with filling the pews at every Bible-believing church.)
To: llevrok
12.1 Running low on Family members.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:45:07 AM PDT
by
Paradox
(Not on the Trump Bandwagon, but I do enjoy the show.)
To: llevrok; Roscoe Karns
To: Salvavida
He really does care about the country...
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:47:16 AM PDT
by
shotgun
To: Servant of the Cross
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:48:15 AM PDT
by
drpix
To: llevrok
Because his copy of his campaign song pick, Mammy by Al Jolson skips.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:48:29 AM PDT
by
albie
To: llevrok
Secret Security won’t let him have a shotgun in the White House. “Buy a shotgun, buy a shotgun...”
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:48:29 AM PDT
by
Purdue77
("... shall not be infringed.")
To: Purdue77
Secret Security = Secret Service.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:50:59 AM PDT
by
Purdue77
("... shall not be infringed.")
To: llevrok
#6: Uh... number 6 what?
-PJ
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:00:08 AM PDT
by
Political Junkie Too
(If you are the Posterity of We the People, then you are a Natural Born Citizen.)
To: llevrok
3 his village has been without its idiot for too long already
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:01:17 AM PDT
by
camle
(keep an open mind and someone will fill it full of something for you)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
That never stopped Bill Clinton.
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:08:11 AM PDT
by
rfreedom4u
(Rick Chollett for President!)
To: llevrok
Bill called and told him he still has the photos...
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:12:17 AM PDT
by
BlueNgold
(May I suggest a very nice 1788 Article V with your supper...)
To: llevrok; AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Berosus; bigheadfred; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...
Thought he wasn’t eligible because he’s just spent eight years as VP.
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:25:38 AM PDT
by
SunkenCiv
(Here's to the day the forensics people scrape what's left of Putin off the ceiling of his limo.)
To: Paradox
12.1 Running low on Family members.Too soon?
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posted on
10/21/2015 11:30:47 AM PDT
by
Quality_Not_Quantity
(Liars use facts when the truth doesn't suit their purposes.)
To: llevrok
A five-letter word: t-h-r-e-a-t
To: llevrok
1. No point in putting up with Hillary’s attacks for a year if she’s going to be taken out by Obama anyway - that’s why he gave basically a campaign speech supported by the President from the White House Rose Garden.
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posted on
10/21/2015 12:02:13 PM PDT
by
Talisker
(One who commands, must obey.)
To: llevrok
Ashley Madison says “HI”.
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posted on
10/21/2015 12:03:46 PM PDT
by
COUNTrecount
(Race Baiting...... "It's What's For Breakfast")
To: llevrok
- Too busy swimming nude in front of secret service.
- Knew he would get Trumped.
- The fix really is in for Hillary on the super-delegates.
- Secret Service refused to double the rent to him for protecting him as VP and as a candidate.
- Knows how screwed up they are leaving things for the next candidate.
- Can't figure out why things aren't better under his policies.
- Hillary still has FBI files.
- Can't find the right speeches to plagarize.
- TOTUS has retired after a hard 8 years.
- Just messing with Hillary, he will change his mind next week.
- No path to victory.
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posted on
10/21/2015 12:47:39 PM PDT
by
DannyTN
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