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Top Ten Reasons Biden Not Running For President (Humor)
10/21/2015
Posted on 10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT by llevrok
ala David Letterman's Top Ten Lists - what are your top humorous reason(s) Slow Joe is not running ?
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 2016demprimary; 2016election; biden; biden2016; delaware; election2016; humor; joebiden
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10. Wants to spend more time at the mall's SunGlass Hut
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT
by
llevrok
To: llevrok
9. Decided he’d be under too much scrutiny for fondling women if he was prez.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:17:09 AM PDT
by
GeorgiaDawg32
(www.greenhornshooting.com - Professional handgun training.)
To: GeorgiaDawg32
8. Running low on gaffs...
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:18:04 AM PDT
by
MRadtke
(Light a candle or curse the darkness?)
To: MRadtke
Hillary promised him a night with girlfriend Huma.....
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:18:37 AM PDT
by
kjam22
To: llevrok
99. There’s no one stupid enough to be his running mate?
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:19:59 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: llevrok
9. Is taping video commentary for a DVD of FDR’s television shows reassuring the public in 1929.
To: llevrok
8. Joe Biden can’t remember the date ...
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:21:16 AM PDT
by
Ken522
To: llevrok
Getting too much competition from Captain America.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:23:24 AM PDT
by
immadashell
(The inmates are running the asylum.)
To: llevrok
H3ll will pull his hair out. Or burn it off with one of her fire dragon breaths.
Think of the screaming that must have gone on. And the threats.
Oh yum.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:26:28 AM PDT
by
combat_boots
(The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
To: Ken522
7. Could not find an acceptance speech to plagiarize that he really liked.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:27:07 AM PDT
by
Michael.SF.
(This tagline lists all of Hilary's accomplishments............................)
To: llevrok
He got a 3 AM phone call from someone claiming to be Vince Foster
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:27:15 AM PDT
by
theoldmarine
(Saved by grace through Faith)
To: llevrok
He likes to walk in Mercy Park.
He thinks he is much better looking than Web Hubbel
He scheduled two more hair transplant sessions with one going on his head
He has a private server for his porn collection
He doesn’t like the sound of Crazy President Uncle Joe
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:27:35 AM PDT
by
Cyman
(Bill to Hillary: Cheer up, Mandela served 27 years in prison before he became president)
To: llevrok
In fear for his life because whoever his VP will be, is instantly more qualified for the job.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:27:45 AM PDT
by
taxcontrol
( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
To: llevrok
He left a roast in the oven.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:29:30 AM PDT
by
Trillian
To: llevrok
That is what the Rose Garden TelePrompTer told him to say.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:30:34 AM PDT
by
Yaelle
To: llevrok
Thinks he’ll be able to hug and kiss more women by hosting Family Feud.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:32:14 AM PDT
by
almcbean
To: llevrok
The warranties on his fake hair and teeth expire in 2018.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:33:14 AM PDT
by
almcbean
To: llevrok
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:40:16 AM PDT
by
drpix
To: llevrok
Don't Do It!
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:40:35 AM PDT
by
TexasCajun
(#BlackViolenceMatters)
To: llevrok
Might accidentally nuke Canada thinking he was buzzing the secretary for coffee.
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posted on
10/21/2015 10:41:21 AM PDT
by
Still Thinking
(Freedom is NOT a loophole!Just read)
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