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10. Wants to spend more time at the mall's SunGlass Hut
1 posted on 10/21/2015 10:14:12 AM PDT by llevrok
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9. Decided he’d be under too much scrutiny for fondling women if he was prez.


2 posted on 10/21/2015 10:17:09 AM PDT by GeorgiaDawg32 (www.greenhornshooting.com - Professional handgun training.)
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99. There’s no one stupid enough to be his running mate?


5 posted on 10/21/2015 10:19:59 AM PDT by PROCON (A proud CRUZader.)
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9. Is taping video commentary for a DVD of FDR’s television shows reassuring the public in 1929.


6 posted on 10/21/2015 10:20:11 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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8. Joe Biden can’t remember the date ...


7 posted on 10/21/2015 10:21:16 AM PDT by Ken522
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Getting too much competition from Captain America.


8 posted on 10/21/2015 10:23:24 AM PDT by immadashell (The inmates are running the asylum.)
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H3ll will pull his hair out. Or burn it off with one of her fire dragon breaths.

Think of the screaming that must have gone on. And the threats.

Oh yum.


9 posted on 10/21/2015 10:26:28 AM PDT by combat_boots (The Lion of Judah cometh. Hallelujah. Gloria Patri, Filio et Spiritui Sancto!)
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He got a 3 AM phone call from someone claiming to be Vince Foster


11 posted on 10/21/2015 10:27:15 AM PDT by theoldmarine (Saved by grace through Faith)
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He likes to walk in Mercy Park.

He thinks he is much better looking than Web Hubbel

He scheduled two more hair transplant sessions with one going on his head

He has a private server for his porn collection

He doesn’t like the sound of Crazy President Uncle Joe


12 posted on 10/21/2015 10:27:35 AM PDT by Cyman (Bill to Hillary: Cheer up, Mandela served 27 years in prison before he became president)
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In fear for his life because whoever his VP will be, is instantly more qualified for the job.


13 posted on 10/21/2015 10:27:45 AM PDT by taxcontrol ( The GOPe treats the conservative base like slaves by taking their votes and refuses to pay)
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He left a roast in the oven.


14 posted on 10/21/2015 10:29:30 AM PDT by Trillian
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That is what the Rose Garden TelePrompTer told him to say.


15 posted on 10/21/2015 10:30:34 AM PDT by Yaelle
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Thinks he’ll be able to hug and kiss more women by hosting Family Feud.


16 posted on 10/21/2015 10:32:14 AM PDT by almcbean
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The warranties on his fake hair and teeth expire in 2018.


17 posted on 10/21/2015 10:33:14 AM PDT by almcbean
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18 posted on 10/21/2015 10:40:16 AM PDT by drpix
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Don't Do It!


19 posted on 10/21/2015 10:40:35 AM PDT by TexasCajun (#BlackViolenceMatters)
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Might accidentally nuke Canada thinking he was buzzing the secretary for coffee.


20 posted on 10/21/2015 10:41:21 AM PDT by Still Thinking (Freedom is NOT a loophole!Just read)
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Hillary made him a offer he couldn't refuse...either is signature or his brains (what little there is) would be on a document announcing he wasn't running.
21 posted on 10/21/2015 10:43:16 AM PDT by fungoking (Tis a pleasure to live in the Ozarks)
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12.1 Running low on Family members.


23 posted on 10/21/2015 10:45:07 AM PDT by Paradox (Not on the Trump Bandwagon, but I do enjoy the show.)
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To: llevrok; Roscoe Karns


24 posted on 10/21/2015 10:46:12 AM PDT by Servant of the Cross (the Truth will set you free)
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Because his copy of his campaign song pick, Mammy by Al Jolson skips.


27 posted on 10/21/2015 10:48:29 AM PDT by albie
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