Thank You All for Welcoming Me! [ZOT! Calling Viking Kitties!]

Leslie Cortner

[lesliecortner]

I would like to thank all who have welcomed me within the past almost 3 wks; esp ., "the old lady". I also vividly recall also "null and void" & lazmataz.

It's been nice having a posting priviledge here as a guest but I don't think FR is for me.

I'm a Constitutional Conservative and as many conservative opinions are voiced here I'm not seeing what I'm personally looking for in commentary.

It's sort of like dating isn't it? After a few dates, a few comments,a few opinions, one begins to draw conclusions. Free Republic just isn't for me.

I prefer a much more constitutionally conservative site to voice my opinion.

I wish you all well and thank you for welcoming me during this time to Free Republic.

Best Wishes to All & especially those who welcomed me.

Sincerely, LCORTNER

[pax_et_bonum]

You picked a fine time to leave me Lucille.

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Lol! Good one!

About thirty years ago one of my uncles was driving a very old car and a wheel fell off, and he claims that he sang, “You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel”.

:-)

[pax_et_bonum]

We’re just helping each other make it through the pain of missing miss leslie.

;-)

[BenLurkin]

lesliecortner = someone who signs up just in order to tell us she is leaving.

Soon to be another FR meme.

Just my opinion, of course.

[Col Freeper]

From: The Free Republic (FR) ZOT Investigation Office.

To: The It once momentarily known on FR as lesliecortner.

Subject: ButtHurt Form.

Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Trans-sexual/Cross-Dresser/Switch-Hitter/Ambiguous/Unidentifiable/It

Please complete and return the attached ButtHurt Form so that FR can retain a complete investigative record concerning your abruptly terminated presence on the FR forum, in our ZOT Investigation files.

While we provide this ButtHurt form so that you, and we, can identify exactly why you believe your Butt Hurts, please note that filling out the form WILL NOT ease the extremely seared flesh you now have on your posterior, caused by your recent Zotting on FR.

FR has the greatest sympathy for your now "fully-lit afterburner" situation, therefore we are notifying you that you may be eligible for ButtHurt coverage under the Hillary/Romney/Obamacare Healthcare system.

If you take immediate action to initiate your online account at the Hillary/Romney/Obamacare Healthcare system website, the Government has promised that you will be able to get coverage, ummmmm .......... real soon.

Perhaps you will be one of the 8-10 people to actually get signed up for coverage, and your coverage will arrive in time to get treatment for your, coming very soon, Giant Hinnie Scabbie.

If not, be sure to at least check the "Get a Redeemable Coupon for a Free Dishware Setting for Two" check box on the Website. President "ShamWow" is hawking it on TV now, and the President's Wife picked out the Dishware Setting design herself.

Some good news for you is that you now have a standing joke to tell your friends, i.e.,

Them: "Do you smoke?"

You: "Only after I get my Butt Zotted on FR!"

Them/You/Us: "Ha, Ha, Ha, that's really funny!"

Some bad news for you is that the Viking Kitties can smell Wackadoodles, ReTreads and other scum-sucking Toad type Trolls slithering onto FR, every time they try it.

Perhaps you will have better luck next time by not picking the name you use for yourself when you are out cross-dressing at the Dew Drop Inn Bar/1-hour Motel, as your signup name on FR.

Maybe you should "lean forward" and try to sign up with something really bold, like "ConstitutionalConservativeBI". That just might sneak past those ever vigilant Viking Kitties, eh?

P.S. You may be eligible to win the “Best Giant Hinnie Scabbie” Award for 2013. Just point your browser to www.igotmybuttzottedatfr.com and fill out an entry form. Be sure and enter early and often, as there will be many competitors.

Best of Luck to you on winning that award!

[Responsibility2nd]

that may be clever for someone else but I don’t do sarcasm

You don't do sarcasn? Well then, yeah. You HAD better leave.

 

that may be clever for someone else but I don’t do sarcasm

You don't do sarcasn? Well then, yeah. You HAD better leave.

[MestaMachine]

In the sense of fair play, I have to right a wrong. The email I got about the shot at Ted Cruz and his dad was a misread of a post about sean penn on a Ted Cruz thread. Should have gone and read it myself. All else stands.
I have now read every single post she/he ever made here, (which is why I have to self-correct,) and have yet to decipher this deep intellectual longing for critical thinking. She/he DID however get the final attention she/he was longing for.

[humblegunner]

I have now read every single post she/he ever made here

I couldn't get past the pointless abbreviations and childish grammatical shortcuts.

[Jane Long]

This one reminded me of one of our all-time fave trolls, DannyH....he spammed everyone’s PM’s with “I’m a true Conservative”. They always have to “try to” get their *conservative bonafides* in...before the ZOT ;-)

[WXRGina]

Zot ping

[Responsibility2nd]

It's four in the morning. I've been up all night drinking Jack, crying some because of those mean Freepers, and then I post this:

 

DUDE SHADDAUP STOOPIT !

 

 

 

[Darksheare]

O_o?

Penalty on play, “unclear on concept of conservative forum.”
Penalty: malum zambonifactum.

[null and void]

No kidding. I run the Nut-Job Conspiracy Theory ping list. There are few here who are more aware of the impending manifest threat.

[Morgana]

“DUDE SHADDAUP STOOPIT !”

Someone please translate that for me. I don’t speak Obama’s Ghetto.

[null and void]

Awwwwww! We should do lunch some day. That pizza place on Silver Creek was nice.

[null and void]

how about i stay for you. you have scintillating insight.

He does, actually.

[GeronL]

I don’t see how FR isn’t the most constitutional conservative site online.

[Darksheare]

Try reading it through a Coughee and Bailey’s mixer.
Might help some.

[Responsibility2nd]

I’ve seen this game played out many nights here on Free Republic. You’re posting back and forth. Some time passes. Some alcohol is consumed. You’re posts go from nice and rational to irritable and snarky.

Pretty soon it 4:30 in the morning and then the liquor causes you to post...

“DUDE SHADDAUP STOOPIT !”

Ahh, If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been there - done th.... errr, I mean SEEN THAT in others....

[Conspiracy Guy]

That’s an old story. How do I know? I’m an old man.

[Old Sarge]

I can’t remember the last real DannyH sighting.

It’s kind of like trying to see the Loch Ness Monster, but Nessie’s got a bigger fan base...