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Panda porn shown in attempt to get two to mate
The Telegraph [UK] ^
| 15 Mar 2013
| Harry Alsop
Posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood.
So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate.
(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breeding; china; napl; panda; pandabears; pandas; porn
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Hey, whatever floats your boat.
[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:10:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:18:11 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:18:36 PM PDT
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Slings and Arrows
Pandas are trying to become extinct and we just wont let them. They are so specialized and so unable to function that their time is up.
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:19:57 PM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:20:09 PM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The female Panda in the porn flick is wearing a black and white teddy bear.
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:24:05 PM PDT
by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Do they have a Kama Sutra for pandas? I’m sure you can do a lot on bamboo.
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:24:22 PM PDT
by
Sawdring
To: DogByte6RER
I can think of another CATJP song that might
scare them into doing their duty.
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:27:01 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Chickensoup
I think it was Andrew “Dice” Clay who said “If they won’t give a f*** for their species, why should we?”
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:29:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Sawdring
Genetics and physiology has confirmed pandas are indeed true bears. They are a unique example of a carnivore adapting to a highly specialized vegetarian diet.
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posted on
03/15/2013 8:34:25 PM PDT
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
To: Slings and Arrows
zoo keepers only critters excited by videos.....
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:01:08 PM PDT
by
G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Since pandas appear to be a case of modern reverse evolution, play the video backwards & speeded up, it might just work.
And...as any zoo worker who’s ever been mauled by an adult panda will tell you, yes, they are three hundred pound plus bears, with teeth & claws to match!
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:03:21 PM PDT
by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: KarlInOhio
This whole idea is right out of South Park!
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:07:59 PM PDT
by
bigbob
To: KarlInOhio
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:08:42 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/15/2013 9:37:01 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
To: SIDENET
Not unless you buy me dinner first.
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posted on
03/15/2013 10:00:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
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posted on
03/15/2013 10:10:35 PM PDT
by
SIDENET
To: Slings and Arrows
They don't have Panda Viagra?
To: MacMattico
They don't have Panda Viagra?Apparently not, but "Panda Viagra" would be a GREAT name for a rock band!
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posted on
03/15/2013 11:15:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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