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Panda porn shown in attempt to get two to mate
The Telegraph [UK] ^ | 15 Mar 2013 | Harry Alsop

Posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows

Researchers at China's breeding and research centre were concerned that five-year-old Ke Lin and her partner Yongyong never seemed to be in the mood.

So they played the couple a video of pandas mating in the wild to in an effort to get them to mate.

(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals; Science; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: breeding; china; napl; panda; pandabears; pandas; porn
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Hey, whatever floats your boat.

[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]

1 posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...


2 posted on 03/15/2013 8:10:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

See “Pandas Must Die” by Corky and the Juice Pigs ...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw6T7MpwMSo


3 posted on 03/15/2013 8:18:11 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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Delicious Baby Pandas gif
4 posted on 03/15/2013 8:18:36 PM PDT by DogByte6RER ("Loose lips sink ships")
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To: Slings and Arrows

Pandas are trying to become extinct and we just wont let them. They are so specialized and so unable to function that their time is up.


5 posted on 03/15/2013 8:19:57 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda

6 posted on 03/15/2013 8:20:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

The female Panda in the porn flick is wearing a black and white teddy bear.


7 posted on 03/15/2013 8:24:05 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Do they have a Kama Sutra for pandas? I’m sure you can do a lot on bamboo.


8 posted on 03/15/2013 8:24:22 PM PDT by Sawdring
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To: DogByte6RER
I can think of another CATJP song that might scare them into doing their duty.
9 posted on 03/15/2013 8:27:01 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Chickensoup

I think it was Andrew “Dice” Clay who said “If they won’t give a f*** for their species, why should we?”


10 posted on 03/15/2013 8:29:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Sawdring

Genetics and physiology has confirmed pandas are indeed true bears. They are a unique example of a carnivore adapting to a highly specialized vegetarian diet.


11 posted on 03/15/2013 8:34:25 PM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives In My Heart Forever)
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To: Slings and Arrows

zoo keepers only critters excited by videos.....


12 posted on 03/15/2013 9:01:08 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Since pandas appear to be a case of modern reverse evolution, play the video backwards & speeded up, it might just work.

And...as any zoo worker who’s ever been mauled by an adult panda will tell you, yes, they are three hundred pound plus bears, with teeth & claws to match!


13 posted on 03/15/2013 9:03:21 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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To: KarlInOhio

This whole idea is right out of South Park!


14 posted on 03/15/2013 9:07:59 PM PDT by bigbob
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To: KarlInOhio

Beat me to it.


15 posted on 03/15/2013 9:08:42 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Yongyong?


16 posted on 03/15/2013 9:37:01 PM PDT by SIDENET
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To: SIDENET

Not unless you buy me dinner first.


17 posted on 03/15/2013 10:00:50 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

LOL.


18 posted on 03/15/2013 10:10:35 PM PDT by SIDENET
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They don't have Panda Viagra?
19 posted on 03/15/2013 10:42:12 PM PDT by MacMattico
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They don't have Panda Viagra?

Apparently not, but "Panda Viagra" would be a GREAT name for a rock band!

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20 posted on 03/15/2013 11:15:10 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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