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1 posted on 03/15/2013 8:09:22 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows
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2 posted on 03/15/2013 8:10:09 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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Pandas are trying to become extinct and we just wont let them. They are so specialized and so unable to function that their time is up.


5 posted on 03/15/2013 8:19:57 PM PDT by Chickensoup (200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
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Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda

6 posted on 03/15/2013 8:20:09 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
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The female Panda in the porn flick is wearing a black and white teddy bear.


7 posted on 03/15/2013 8:24:05 PM PDT by bunkerhill7 ("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
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Do they have a Kama Sutra for pandas? I’m sure you can do a lot on bamboo.


8 posted on 03/15/2013 8:24:22 PM PDT by Sawdring
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zoo keepers only critters excited by videos.....


12 posted on 03/15/2013 9:01:08 PM PDT by G Larry (Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
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Since pandas appear to be a case of modern reverse evolution, play the video backwards & speeded up, it might just work.

And...as any zoo worker who’s ever been mauled by an adult panda will tell you, yes, they are three hundred pound plus bears, with teeth & claws to match!


13 posted on 03/15/2013 9:03:21 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
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Yongyong?


16 posted on 03/15/2013 9:37:01 PM PDT by SIDENET
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They don't have Panda Viagra?
19 posted on 03/15/2013 10:42:12 PM PDT by MacMattico
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Um. Why doesn’t the male take the female out for some good food, a little mood music and dancing under the moonlight, some sweet talk....the panda eqivivant of flowers and chocolate

You know. Pitch some panda woo.


21 posted on 03/16/2013 6:39:57 AM PDT by Gefn ("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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