Hey, whatever floats your boat.
[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]
To: Slings and Arrows; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
2 posted on
03/15/2013 8:10:09 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Pandas are trying to become extinct and we just wont let them. They are so specialized and so unable to function that their time is up.
5 posted on
03/15/2013 8:19:57 PM PDT by
Chickensoup
(200 million unarmed people killed in the 20th century by Leftist Totalitarian Fascists)
To: Slings and Arrows
Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda
6 posted on
03/15/2013 8:20:09 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Slings and Arrows
The female Panda in the porn flick is wearing a black and white teddy bear.
7 posted on
03/15/2013 8:24:05 PM PDT by
bunkerhill7
("The Second Amendment has no limits on firepower"-NY State Senator Marchione.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Do they have a Kama Sutra for pandas? I’m sure you can do a lot on bamboo.
8 posted on
03/15/2013 8:24:22 PM PDT by
Sawdring
To: Slings and Arrows
zoo keepers only critters excited by videos.....
12 posted on
03/15/2013 9:01:08 PM PDT by
G Larry
(Which of Obama's policies do you think I'd support if he were white?)
To: Slings and Arrows
Since pandas appear to be a case of modern reverse evolution, play the video backwards & speeded up, it might just work.
And...as any zoo worker who’s ever been mauled by an adult panda will tell you, yes, they are three hundred pound plus bears, with teeth & claws to match!
13 posted on
03/15/2013 9:03:21 PM PDT by
elcid1970
("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam.")
To: Slings and Arrows
16 posted on
03/15/2013 9:37:01 PM PDT by
SIDENET
To: Slings and Arrows
They don't have Panda Viagra?
To: Slings and Arrows
Um. Why doesn’t the male take the female out for some good food, a little mood music and dancing under the moonlight, some sweet talk....the panda eqivivant of flowers and chocolate
You know. Pitch some panda woo.
21 posted on
03/16/2013 6:39:57 AM PDT by
Gefn
("I am waiting for a rebirth of wonder")
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