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Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)
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Posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by Vaquero
PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering
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TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beaver; napl; wildlife
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To: Vaquero
"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"
To: fatima; South Hawthorne; brityank; Physicist; WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; GOPJ; abner; baseballmom; Mo1; ..
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If you want on/off the PA Ping List, please freepmail me. Thanks!
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:36:41 AM PDT
by
randita
(Paul Ryan is "Mr. Smith goes to Washington.")
To: Chode
She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc, and she told me she was 18. She was very willing, if ya know what I mean. I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been 15, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a g*dd*mn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:46:08 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: momtothree
44
posted on
08/13/2012 8:46:08 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: Salamander
45
posted on
08/13/2012 8:54:23 AM PDT
by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: Salamander
Bwahahaha!! You’re a hoot, Salamander!
To: Lurker
Only 6 posts until it was posted. Good job!
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posted on
08/13/2012 8:55:59 AM PDT
by
techcor
(I hope Obama succeeds, in being a one term president.)
To: Ezekiel; momtothree; Vaquero; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
48
posted on
08/13/2012 8:56:35 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Salamander
49
posted on
08/13/2012 9:02:18 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: Vaquero
Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:02:44 AM PDT
by
Chode
(American Hedonist - *DTOM* -ww- NO Pity for the LAZY)
To: Vaquero
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:03:10 AM PDT
by
SpottedBeaver
(I did not create the post above. Someone else made that happen.)
To: Vaquero
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:07:06 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: Salamander; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz
In his later years, he became a serial axe murderer of women.
Thus earning the name "The Beaver Cleaver."
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:08:36 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: momtothree; shibumi
That is one of the funniest, straight face lines, ever.
>:-)
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:12:05 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: shibumi
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:13:50 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(Truth is hate to those who hate the truth.)
To: Salamander
Well - at least he’s getting closer.
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:15:06 AM PDT
by
shibumi
(Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
To: trailhkr1
And you know this how? Personal survey? Been talking to Laz? Inquiring minds want to know.....
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:15:22 AM PDT
by
Donkey Odious
(I can explain it to you. I can't understand it for you.)
To: shibumi; momtothree; Vaquero; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Daffynition; martin_fierro
If a stoned beavers aren't much fun, there's always the inflatable variety...
Blow up beavers. My gawd, how long would *that* take?
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:20:14 AM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
To: Ezekiel
The always enjoyable giant inflatable beaver.
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:20:58 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Vaquero
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posted on
08/13/2012 9:29:43 AM PDT
by
Bratch
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