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Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)
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Posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:41 AM PDT by Vaquero

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Have at it Snark-meisters.
1 posted on 08/13/2012 7:15:49 AM PDT by Vaquero
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To: Vaquero

There wasn’t enough beaver in New York?


2 posted on 08/13/2012 7:19:23 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Slings and Arrows; mkmensinger

Ping


3 posted on 08/13/2012 7:21:00 AM PDT by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: Vaquero

Madonna is back from Europe?


4 posted on 08/13/2012 7:21:59 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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To: Vaquero

I know this is going to get me in trouble, Vaquero. How many animals can you get into a pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a$$
and 1 beaver.

(believe it or not, I actually left out the really questionable parts of the joke)


5 posted on 08/13/2012 7:22:14 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Vaquero
Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual.

No kidding.

L

6 posted on 08/13/2012 7:22:55 AM PDT by Lurker (Violence is rarely the answer. But when it is it is the only answer.)
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To: Vaquero

wood in cold water?
Amazing!


7 posted on 08/13/2012 7:23:52 AM PDT by G Larry (Progressives are Regressive because their objectives devolve to the lowest common denominator.)
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To: momtothree

and here I was thinking, seeing it was from a momtothree, that I was due for my first chastizing of the day.

I am pleasantly surprised....


8 posted on 08/13/2012 7:24:51 AM PDT by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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...and that's all I'll say about that.
9 posted on 08/13/2012 7:25:25 AM PDT by Tainan (Cogito, ergo conservatus sum)
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To: Lurker

Thank You,her name is Shirley!


10 posted on 08/13/2012 7:26:10 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus
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To: Vaquero

I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!


11 posted on 08/13/2012 7:26:55 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Vaquero

“It’s the Water!”


12 posted on 08/13/2012 7:27:05 AM PDT by Redleg Duke ("Madison, Wisconsin is 30 square miles surrounded by reality.", L. S. Dryfus)
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To: BenLurkin

Elton John’s latest Tweet about Madonna.


13 posted on 08/13/2012 7:28:50 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: Vaquero

Having been attacked by hundreds of beavers I can tell you it can be a frightening experience. The worst attacks take place in the dark when the beaver can catch unaware or unprepared. Best to have a stout timber or staff for subduing the beaver. Their hair can be luxurious and very wet at times. Plunging in after the beaver can be effective if you’re prepared to go all the way. However, sometimes beavers can be subdued by gentle stroking and whispering sweet nothings. Be careful. Once a beaver gets you in it’s grasp they seldom let go.


14 posted on 08/13/2012 7:29:06 AM PDT by Doc Savage ("I've shot people I like a lot more,...for a lot less!" Raylan Givins)
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To: Vaquero; martin_fierro; Daffynition
One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.

But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned...

15 posted on 08/13/2012 7:31:06 AM PDT by Ezekiel (The Obama-nation began with the Inauguration of Desolation.)
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To: Redleg Duke

well, leave it to beaver...


16 posted on 08/13/2012 7:31:59 AM PDT by brivette
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To: Ezekiel; Daffynition

Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!!


17 posted on 08/13/2012 7:32:55 AM PDT by momtothree
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To: Vaquero

Sounds like Jimmy Carter’s “killer rabbit” incident.


18 posted on 08/13/2012 7:33:30 AM PDT by Cincinatus (Omnia relinquit servare Rempublicam)
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To: Vaquero; Ezekiel

19 posted on 08/13/2012 7:35:09 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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To: Vaquero
I can't help myself. lol


20 posted on 08/13/2012 7:37:17 AM PDT by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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