Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)

AP/yahoo ^

[Vaquero]

PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering

[Ezekiel]

Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!!

Are you suggesting that this thread is... dammed? :-O

[a fool in paradise]

I’m confused, shouldn’t the headline read cougar attack?

[KC Burke]

The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.

The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”

I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.

[a fool in paradise]

The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.

And skeptics said that studying the ways of Islam would never pay off.

[RedMDer]

OMG. It's a real mascot. LOL!

[rktman]

“Code pink strikes again”. Or, just a beaver lookin’ for some wood to gnosh on.
I couldn’t help myself.

Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.

[KC Burke]

The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.

The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”

I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.

[Donkey Odious]

It’s beaver fever!!

[Fightin Whitey]

You yada-yada’d over the best part!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!

I used to be a manager in a place where the workforce was 85% female. On a daily basis I would walk in on lunchroom conversations that would have made Hugh Hefner blush.

[momtothree]

LOL!!

[momtothree]

“You yada-yada’d over the best part”

I had this vision of a moderator... in some smokey, dark room... saying out loud, “DECORUM, MOM.. DECORUM!””

[jakerobins]

Well Everyone knows 2 beavers are better than one! LOL

How I met your mother (Beaver Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo

[Fightin Whitey]

I understand.

In these cases it’s best to keep it bisque and to the point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av64gOA9nXM

[Chode]

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get loose again???

[trailhkr1]

This joke meme will be ????? in a few more years with younger guys. 80-85% of young 18-20 something women today are totally bald down there. That's the current trend with women.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Que Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys!

Lots of other jokes not proper here.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[TexasCajun]

"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

****The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.****

And the next day the local newspaper reported...

SCOUTS GET ROCKS OFF ON BEAVER!

There is a Beaver Lake near here in this dry county. One of my FRiends said that if this county votes wet, he will open a liquor store and call it...BEAVER LICKERS.