Rabid beaver attacks NY man swimming in Pa. river(have at it)

AP/yahoo ^

[Vaquero]

PINE PLAINS, N.Y. (AP) — A Boy Scout leader from New York who was attacked by a rabid beaver while swimming in the Delaware River is recovering

[Vaquero]

Have at it Snark-meisters.

[Dr. Ursus]

There wasn’t enough beaver in New York?

[siamesecats]

Ping

[BenLurkin]

Madonna is back from Europe?

[momtothree]

I know this is going to get me in trouble, Vaquero. How many animals can you get into a pair of pantyhose?

10 little piggies
2 calves
1 a$$
and 1 beaver.

(believe it or not, I actually left out the really questionable parts of the joke)

[Lurker]

Dutchess County health officials say a rabid beaver attack is unusual.

No kidding.

L

[G Larry]

wood in cold water?
Amazing!

[Vaquero]

and here I was thinking, seeing it was from a momtothree, that I was due for my first chastizing of the day.

I am pleasantly surprised....

[Tainan]

...and that's all I'll say about that.

[Dr. Ursus]

Thank You,her name is Shirley!

[momtothree]

I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!

[Redleg Duke]

“It’s the Water!”

[TexasCajun]

Elton John’s latest Tweet about Madonna.

[Doc Savage]

Having been attacked by hundreds of beavers I can tell you it can be a frightening experience. The worst attacks take place in the dark when the beaver can catch unaware or unprepared. Best to have a stout timber or staff for subduing the beaver. Their hair can be luxurious and very wet at times. Plunging in after the beaver can be effective if you’re prepared to go all the way. However, sometimes beavers can be subdued by gentle stroking and whispering sweet nothings. Be careful. Once a beaver gets you in it’s grasp they seldom let go.

[Ezekiel]

One Boy Scout pulled Brousseau to shore, where he tossed the beaver away from him. The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.

But I wood not feel so all alone
Everybeaver must get stoned...

[brivette]

well, leave it to beaver...

[momtothree]

Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!!

[Cincinatus]

Sounds like Jimmy Carter’s “killer rabbit” incident.

[martin_fierro]

[Phlap]

I can't help myself. lol

[Ezekiel]

Oh, no... you pinged Daffy?! This threads getting pulled. You can bet on it. LOL!!

Are you suggesting that this thread is... dammed? :-O

[a fool in paradise]

I’m confused, shouldn’t the headline read cougar attack?

[KC Burke]

The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.

The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”

I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.

[a fool in paradise]

The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.

And skeptics said that studying the ways of Islam would never pay off.

[RedMDer]

OMG. It's a real mascot. LOL!

[rktman]

“Code pink strikes again”. Or, just a beaver lookin’ for some wood to gnosh on.
I couldn’t help myself.

Helping keep mankind warm for 65 years.

[KC Burke]

The high school newspaper column I wrote in ‘65 got put on hiatus by the Vice Principal after I quoted a dictionary.

The Funk and Wagnalls defined a beaver as “a warm blooded, brown furred mammal with a wide flat broad muscular tail and nocturnal feeding habits.”

I claimed during the interview that followed publication to be broadening wildlife awareness.

[Donkey Odious]

It’s beaver fever!!

[Fightin Whitey]

You yada-yada’d over the best part!

[Buckeye McFrog]

I know a few jokes that would make you blush, V! The funny thing is I heard them all from women. LOL!

I used to be a manager in a place where the workforce was 85% female. On a daily basis I would walk in on lunchroom conversations that would have made Hugh Hefner blush.

[momtothree]

LOL!!

[momtothree]

“You yada-yada’d over the best part”

I had this vision of a moderator... in some smokey, dark room... saying out loud, “DECORUM, MOM.. DECORUM!””

[jakerobins]

Well Everyone knows 2 beavers are better than one! LOL

How I met your mother (Beaver Song)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hqklWJxUTo

[Fightin Whitey]

I understand.

In these cases it’s best to keep it bisque and to the point!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=av64gOA9nXM

[Chode]

Wynona's Big Brown Beaver get loose again???

[trailhkr1]

This joke meme will be ????? in a few more years with younger guys. 80-85% of young 18-20 something women today are totally bald down there. That's the current trend with women.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Que Bob Wills and the Texas Playboys!

Lots of other jokes not proper here.

[Slings and Arrows]

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[TexasCajun]

"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

****The Scouts then used rocks to kill the animal.****

And the next day the local newspaper reported...

SCOUTS GET ROCKS OFF ON BEAVER!

There is a Beaver Lake near here in this dry county. One of my FRiends said that if this county votes wet, he will open a liquor store and call it...BEAVER LICKERS.

[TexasCajun]

"A rabid beaver!? ...Where's she at?"

[randita]

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[Vaquero]

She was 15 years old, going on 35, Doc, and she told me she was 18. She was very willing, if ya know what I mean. I practically had to take to sewing my pants shut. Between you and me, uh, she might have been 15, but when you get that little red beaver right up there in front of you, I don't think it's crazy at all and I don't think you do either. No man alive could resist that, and that's why I got into jail to begin with. And now they're telling me I'm crazy over here because I don't sit there like a g*dd*mn vegetable. Don't make a bit of sense to me. If that's what's being crazy is, then I'm senseless, out of it, gone-down-the-road, wacko. But no more, no less, that's it.

[Salamander]

[Vaquero]

even dad loves it!

[momtothree]

Bwahahaha!! You’re a hoot, Salamander!

[techcor]

Only 6 posts until it was posted. Good job!

[shibumi]

[shibumi]

[Chode]

Wynona loved her big brown beaver
And she stroked him all the time.
She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her
She might have a porcupine.