Dinosaur Swallows Human

http://www.biblelandstudios.com/nuke/ ^ | 12-24-04 | "Bibleland"

[BenLurkin]

Dear Friends,

Thank you for your patience and without further delay Bibleland Studios presents The Photos as promised of what appears to be a fossil of a Dinosaur Swallowing a Human. Do these photos provide the necessary evidence that dinosaurs and humans coexisted in our recent ancient past? From our latest poll many of you believe humans and dinosaurs did coexist. But just because we believe it does that make it so? Bibleland Studios is interested in objective; naked, pure unadulterated truth no matter where it leads. Do you believe as I do that the desire to know where we came from beats in the breast of everyman, woman and child? Did we come from an ape-like creature or a beautiful pair created in innocent splendor? Let’s find out.

How I acquired these photos

One evening in early December I picked up the latest copy of a certain Australian Creation Science newsletter and began thumbing through the pages. Suddenly without warning there they were! The Photos. “Could what I’m looking at be true?!” I phoned the publisher in Australia and asked him straight out, “Is this true? Are these photos real?” He assured me they were. Contacting the author, I got permission to publish them on our site for the entire world to see. So here they are for your consideration

[Bloody Sam Roberts]

How could a dead dinosaur eat or swallow a human. For this to happen the dinosaur would have had to die the moment he grasped his prey.

Exactly. All this shows is that the human (if it is) and the dinosaur (if it is) died in approximately the same place. Carbon-14 test them and I'm sure there will be a big difference in the readings.

[superskunk]

Just past the link so we can look.

[Brainhose]

Of course they coexisted, here is the absolute proof:

I can't believe I'm the first one to post a Flintstones pic ;).
Yabba-Dabba-Doo!

[JusPasenThru]

I went past the link and still didn't see anything.

[Shryke]

Funny Barking Moonbat Ping.

[JusPasenThru]

Here's a picture of a cool red x.

[BenLurkin]

Well, without seeing your post's html I don't know. But since you are getting the red x then you are getting close.

Try looking here: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1285967/posts

[PatrickHenry]

I'll be convinced when Dan Rather reports it.

[superskunk]

Wow! They did coexist! Everything I believed is wrong......

[RightWhale]

Hoax all the way.

[Brainhose]

Everything I know I learned from cartoons :)

[superskunk]

Everything I know I learned from cartoons :)

I wanted to write a 'pop-up' book to teach children the wonders of electrical engineering. My teachers thought I was an idiot.

[ken21]

i used to like him a decade ago.

that was before his book with witless streiber on global warming, and the recent movie.

i think that's a liberal sham.

[superskunk]

i think that's a liberal sham.


Actually, the earth is going through a natural warming cycle right now. It happens. Unfortunately for the liberals and their agenda (which is power and control, nothing else), we have little if any impact on global climate. I will concede that something on the scale of an all out nuclear war could screw up the climate, but industry? No.

They claim that CO2 is a 'greenhouse gas' and that we produce to much of it. They fail to mention that CO2 is plant food (they do love trees, don't they?), and that all the world's industry produces less than 1% annually of what the oceans produce.

Bottom line: Junk science by people with ulterior motives. Make no mistakes. These people ARE dangerous!

[ken21]

i understand that.

[judywillow]

> Still, it looks more ape-like to me.

Not really an ape, more like a homo erectus or some such.

[superskunk]

Not really an ape, more like a homo erectus or some such.


Could be. Hard to say what life God deposited here over time.

[judywillow]

Of course, having ANY advanced primate including an ape get swallowed by a carnosaur is a total anachronism, and yet another nail in the coffin of the theory of evolution.

[Brainhose]

my post was only a half joke.I am not only an ultra conservative but a W.B. cartoon nut :)
I have no idea how old you are but do you remember a W.B. cartoon that was a take off of the Cobbler and the Elves Fairytale, featuring Elmer Fudd as the king of the elves and in this cartoon he taught that business owners reinvest their money in new technology, therefore creating new jobs.
Sounds goofy I'm sure, but that cartoon opened my eyes quite a bit :) Merry Christmas.

[superskunk]

I'm 37 years old and I've never seen that one, but I'd like to. When I was in college, me and my fellow engineering students loved football and cartoons. Any distraction from the mind boggling science was welcomed.