Dinosaur Swallows Human

http://www.biblelandstudios.com/nuke/ ^ | 12-24-04 | "Bibleland"

[BenLurkin]

Dear Friends,

Thank you for your patience and without further delay Bibleland Studios presents The Photos as promised of what appears to be a fossil of a Dinosaur Swallowing a Human. Do these photos provide the necessary evidence that dinosaurs and humans coexisted in our recent ancient past? From our latest poll many of you believe humans and dinosaurs did coexist. But just because we believe it does that make it so? Bibleland Studios is interested in objective; naked, pure unadulterated truth no matter where it leads. Do you believe as I do that the desire to know where we came from beats in the breast of everyman, woman and child? Did we come from an ape-like creature or a beautiful pair created in innocent splendor? Let’s find out.

How I acquired these photos

One evening in early December I picked up the latest copy of a certain Australian Creation Science newsletter and began thumbing through the pages. Suddenly without warning there they were! The Photos. “Could what I’m looking at be true?!” I phoned the publisher in Australia and asked him straight out, “Is this true? Are these photos real?” He assured me they were. Contacting the author, I got permission to publish them on our site for the entire world to see. So here they are for your consideration

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[JusPasenThru]

No big deal. I saw it all on Jurasic Park.

Now if you have a fossil of a man swallowing a dinosaur, well then that's news.

[Osage Orange]

Something is fishy about this........

[Texas Eagle]

Color me skeptical.

[BenLurkin]

Good point!

[JusPasenThru]

Nice shirt.

[eastforker]

Question. How could a dead dinosaur eat or swallow a human. For this to happen the dinosaur would have had to die the moment he grasped his prey.

[BenLurkin]

What? Oh . . .I left my web cam on . . . . . . thanks!

[BenLurkin]

But wait . . . "Was you ever bit by a dead bee?"

[superskunk]

Looks humanoid, ape-like....Skull looks primate. My guess - great ape family, but I'm no anthropologist.

[BenLurkin]

[BenLurkin]

[superskunk]

Question. How could a dead dinosaur eat or swallow a human. For this to happen the dinosaur would have had to die the moment he grasped his prey.


Sudden catastrophic event could explain that. Kind of like the city of Pompay covered it volcanic ash. The remains of people there were very telling of this.

Still, it looks more ape-like to me.

[Texas Eagle]

For this to happen the dinosaur would have had to die the moment he grasped his prey.

Hey. Good point. Maybe these two creatures died when that asteroid hit the earth.

Or maybe they smoked cigarettes.

[superskunk]

Like I say, I'm no anthropologist, but it does look ape-like.

[eastforker]

Look at it agaian. Both the dinosaur and the humanoid are lying horizontal on the ground. How could he be chasing the humanoid? Get a grip, it's a fraud.

[BenLurkin]

Hey hey hey . . . not so fast!


http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1307959/posts

[JusPasenThru]

Yeah! If the dinosaur was dead he wouldn't have been real hungry. Then again, if the humanoid was dead he wouldn't have been running real fast to get away from the dead dinosaur, either.

And if the humanoid wasn't dead up to the moment he died, then how could he have evolved into a democrat?

I want to know.

[BenLurkin]

SUVs killed them.