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Nikki Haley Officially Launches Campaign For Someone To Pick Her As Vice President
Babylon Bee ^ | February 14th, 2023 | unattributed

Posted on 02/14/2023 11:23:43 AM PST by shadowlands1960

CHARLESTON, SC — Former Governor and Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Hayley announced Tuesday that she has launched her campaign for someone to select her as a running mate in their future presidential bid.

"It is my lifelong dream to be Vice President and I will be happy to serve whoever asks me to be their running mate," Hayley said in her announcement video. "Trump or DeSantis. Whatever. I'm not picky."

Trump is reportedly confident that Nikki Hayley is just what his ticket needs to defeat Biden and reclaim the presidency. "You gotta' fight fire with fire," Trump said. "Kamala's a woman, so I need a woman to throw at her. Nikki's the best, believe me. I've checked."

Gov Ron DeSantis has not officially announced his candidacy for the presidency, but experts believe it's only a matter of time before he attempts to challenge Trump for the presidential throne. However, he would not comment on whether or not he would ask Nikki Hayley to be his running mate.

At publishing time, Sarah Palin had also announced a new campaign for someone to pick her for anything, anything at all.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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Running for second place?

1 posted on 02/14/2023 11:23:43 AM PST by shadowlands1960
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To: shadowlands1960

hey, I’m available too!


2 posted on 02/14/2023 11:25:20 AM PST by PGR88 (, )
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To: shadowlands1960
Trump is reportedly confident that Nikki Hayley is just what his ticket needs to defeat Biden and reclaim the presidency.

I hope this is one case that Babylon Bee is not true. All too often they deliver straight news instead of satire.

3 posted on 02/14/2023 11:28:01 AM PST by ConservativeInPA (Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
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To: ConservativeInPA

It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Trump picked Haley...


4 posted on 02/14/2023 11:29:52 AM PST by shadowlands1960 (We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. RUSH LIMBAUGH)
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To: shadowlands1960

She would have some big kneepads to fill.


5 posted on 02/14/2023 11:31:35 AM PST by MtnClimber (For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
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To: shadowlands1960

She’s far different and more capable than the current VP.


6 posted on 02/14/2023 11:31:59 AM PST by CMailBag
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To: shadowlands1960

The Bee is good.


7 posted on 02/14/2023 11:33:54 AM PST by EEGator
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To: PGR88

I thought I read somewhere that her parents weren’t citizens when she was born. Can someone clarify?


8 posted on 02/14/2023 11:35:07 AM PST by Yulee
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To: shadowlands1960

Or Ron DeSantis


9 posted on 02/14/2023 11:38:00 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: aMorePerfectUnion

He’ll pick whoever he thinks brings in more votes. Probably the reason he picked Pence was because he felt he needed help with evangelicals after the knock down - drag out with Ted Cruz. Same dynamics will apply and will be dictated by what happens in the primary.


10 posted on 02/14/2023 11:44:59 AM PST by shadowlands1960 (We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. RUSH LIMBAUGH)
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To: shadowlands1960

Yes same with Ron Ds


11 posted on 02/14/2023 11:47:40 AM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: shadowlands1960

Heh.


12 posted on 02/14/2023 11:52:45 AM PST by SaxxonWoods (The only way to secure your own future is to create it yourself. 111 is the key.)
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To: shadowlands1960
It wouldn’t surprise me at all if Trump picked Haley...

Same here.

FReepers are going to grumble but Trump is going to need more than just his devoted base if he wants to win. He'll need to make peace with the establishment GOP wing of the party and he'll need to appeal to moderate/suburban/female voters. And that means he's probably going to make some decisions with regard to his running mate that people here aren't going to like.

No matter who he chooses, I expect FReepers to be disappointed by Trump's VP pick. Fact is, he's not stupid and he knows he's going to need to choose someone who brings the independent/moderate swing voter back home, someone who can help him flip the key battleground states that he won in 2016 and then lost in 2020. Nikki Haley is a strong contender is this regard.

13 posted on 02/14/2023 11:52:46 AM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Yulee
I thought I read somewhere that her parents weren’t citizens when she was born. Can someone clarify?

They weren't but it doesn't matter, --except to a handful of birther retards still waiting for Orly Taitz to nullify the Obama presidency.

It certainly won't matter to Donald Trump who isn't buying any of their nonsense.

14 posted on 02/14/2023 11:54:45 AM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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he'll need to appeal to moderate/suburban/female voters.

That's key. Which is why he should pick Bradley Cooper or something similar.

15 posted on 02/14/2023 11:57:00 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: shadowlands1960

That’s what I think too. It may have been better for her to just speak with president Trump about it. I think she could make a good candidate and veep


16 posted on 02/14/2023 11:57:18 AM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians are not born. They're excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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To: shadowlands1960

No sale. Not even as a joke.


17 posted on 02/14/2023 12:07:32 PM PST by hellinahandcart
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To: shadowlands1960

Sorry, not qualified, not lots of things. I will never vote for her. She is wasting her time and money thinking that an anchor baby of illegal alien Indians has any standing to be US president. She had a good run as governor and as UN ambassador, now should retire with family back to India.


18 posted on 02/14/2023 12:08:22 PM PST by Reno89519 (DeSantis or Sanders, Anyone But Trump in 2024. Time for Trump to Stand Aside and Retire.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Seems dumb to announce on Valentine’s Day, as it it’s about her…


19 posted on 02/14/2023 12:28:31 PM PST by aMorePerfectUnion (Fraud vitiates everything. )
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To: shadowlands1960

I tend to agree. Trump is very very poor at picking his allies. His back is so full of knives he looks like a porcupine.


20 posted on 02/14/2023 12:43:40 PM PST by redfreedom (You can vote your way into socialism, but you may have to shoot your way out.)
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