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Nikki Haley Officially Launches Campaign For Someone To Pick Her As Vice President
Babylon Bee ^ | February 14th, 2023 | unattributed

Posted on 02/14/2023 11:23:43 AM PST by shadowlands1960

CHARLESTON, SC — Former Governor and Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Hayley announced Tuesday that she has launched her campaign for someone to select her as a running mate in their future presidential bid.

"It is my lifelong dream to be Vice President and I will be happy to serve whoever asks me to be their running mate," Hayley said in her announcement video. "Trump or DeSantis. Whatever. I'm not picky."

Trump is reportedly confident that Nikki Hayley is just what his ticket needs to defeat Biden and reclaim the presidency. "You gotta' fight fire with fire," Trump said. "Kamala's a woman, so I need a woman to throw at her. Nikki's the best, believe me. I've checked."

Gov Ron DeSantis has not officially announced his candidacy for the presidency, but experts believe it's only a matter of time before he attempts to challenge Trump for the presidential throne. However, he would not comment on whether or not he would ask Nikki Hayley to be his running mate.

At publishing time, Sarah Palin had also announced a new campaign for someone to pick her for anything, anything at all.

(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...


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To: CMailBag

That depends on what skill set you are referring to. Harris is great at working under someone else, I don’t know about Nikki.

And Harris is much more upwardly mobile. I mean once on your knees or back, the only way to go from there is upward.


21 posted on 02/14/2023 12:48:33 PM PST by redfreedom (You can vote your way into socialism, but you may have to shoot your way out.)
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To: shadowlands1960

Pul-eeeze

Its Trump all the way.

And according to Q folks, JFK,Jr will be his running mate.


22 posted on 02/14/2023 12:50:10 PM PST by xyz2
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To: shadowlands1960
She's a real POS and a freakin RINO. Nominate her and the GOP will lose another election.
23 posted on 02/14/2023 1:10:59 PM PST by bestrongbpositive
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To: shadowlands1960

He razzed the heck out of Cruz for being a Cubamerinadian...and he at least had one U.S. citizen parent at birth, whereas Nikki McRomBush scores a zero on that NBC test.

She can’t win. However, if she’s lucky, she might pull out of the pubbie POTUS nomination race after a few months with a new nickname from Trump for her trouble.


24 posted on 02/14/2023 1:13:09 PM PST by one guy in new jersey (i)
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To: xyz2

Do you mean RFK Jr.?


25 posted on 02/14/2023 1:14:05 PM PST by one guy in new jersey (i)
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To: Drew68

“...Nikki Haley is a strong contender...”

Are you smoking hopium?


26 posted on 02/14/2023 1:17:05 PM PST by one guy in new jersey (i)
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To: one guy in new jersey
Are you smoking hopium?

No, I live in the real world, outside Free Republic’s bubble.

It’s a totally different place.

27 posted on 02/14/2023 1:20:20 PM PST by Drew68 (Ron DeSantis for President 2024)
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To: Drew68

Gaslight.

So condescending.


28 posted on 02/14/2023 1:31:03 PM PST by one guy in new jersey (i)
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To: shadowlands1960

I hope not. She’s a flip flopping RINO. Listen to her announcement. She goes directly to identity politics, talking about her town being divided by a railroad track. That’s not on my list of things to be fixed. It shows a lack of intellect. She does not know how to prioritize. It shows a disconnect with Republican voters.


29 posted on 02/14/2023 1:34:00 PM PST by ConservativeInPA (Stupidly is a moral problem, not an intellectual problem. )
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To: shadowlands1960

Any, and I mean any GOP Presidential nominee who picks Hailey as VP will
cause me to stay home. No vote for President. No vote for my GOP Congressman.
No vote for GOP Dog Catcher.


30 posted on 02/14/2023 5:18:26 PM PST by tennmountainman ( Less Lindell CONS, More AZ Style Audits)
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To: Drew68

DeSantis more likely to pick Hailey as VP if he runs and wins nomination.
That will be a death blow to Ron.


31 posted on 02/14/2023 5:21:36 PM PST by tennmountainman ( Less Lindell CONS, More AZ Style Audits)
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