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Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan
The American Catholic ^ | 3/18/2013 | Donald R. McClarey

Posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley

 

The Internet is abuzz with the fact that Satan on the History Channel’s The Bible miniseries, which has gotten great ratings, looks a tad like Obama if Michele gets him to go on a veggies only diet.  I really don’t see much resemblance but it does give us a good excuse to look at the top ten reasons why Obama is not Satan:

1.  Hell has never run a deficit.

2.  Satan, whatever his other manifest evils, has never voted present.

3.  Satan resides in Hell and Obama resides in Chicago.  (A small difference I concede.).

4.  Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is at most an archduke of liars.

5.  Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog.

6.  Satan has never used a teleprompter as far as I know.

7.  The people of the United States have never elected Satan as President, although if God were running as a Republican and Satan as a Democrat in Cook County, I would not like God’s chances.

8.  Satan has never attempted to have the Catholic Church pay for birth control.

9.  Satan gets almost as bad press in the Mainstream Media as the Republican party.

10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.


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To: markomalley

Satan needs no teleprompter and he would not have married Moochelle.


51 posted on 03/18/2013 4:52:29 PM PDT by dforest (I have now entered the Twilight Zone.)
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To: Norm Lenhart

That left a mark!


52 posted on 03/18/2013 4:54:10 PM PDT by Cheapskate (Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
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To: markomalley

0bama’s horns are longer.


53 posted on 03/18/2013 4:55:01 PM PDT by 1217Chic
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To: markomalley

11. Because my ex-wife is Satan


54 posted on 03/18/2013 4:59:43 PM PDT by Cyman
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To: Cheapskate

He’s probably got one already. Three 6’s


55 posted on 03/18/2013 5:01:44 PM PDT by Norm Lenhart
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To: markomalley
Satan is wearing a hood.
Obama is from the 'hood.
56 posted on 03/18/2013 5:06:38 PM PDT by GSWarrior
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To: markomalley

28. Satan knows that Honolulu isn’t in Asia.


57 posted on 03/18/2013 5:29:56 PM PDT by Fiji Hill (Io Triumphe!)
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To: GSWarrior; All

But look at the ways they are similar:

Satan appears as an angel of light, Obama appears as the post-racial, post-partisan saviour of America and the world.

Satan is a thief, liar, and destroyer. Obama is a thief, liar, and destroyer.

Satan is a rock star to his followers. Obama is a rock star to his followers.

Satan is the enemy of all that is true, holy, pure, and beautiful. Obama is the enemy of all that is true, holy, pure, and beautiful.

So yes, I see a strong family resemblance there. The little nut didn’t fall far from the tree.


58 posted on 03/18/2013 5:33:55 PM PDT by Stingray (Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
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To: Stingray
They each have their own special symbol:


59 posted on 03/18/2013 6:12:34 PM PDT by USFRIENDINVICTORIA
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To: Fiji Hill

29. Satan has never heard of the Choom Gang.


60 posted on 03/18/2013 6:16:02 PM PDT by Colonel_Flagg ("Don't be afraid to see what you see." -- Ronald Reagan)
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To: Lucky9teen

Looked like a close resemblance to me, no kidding!

Scary!


61 posted on 03/18/2013 8:13:11 PM PDT by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: markomalley
10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden.

No, he has 0bama.

62 posted on 03/18/2013 8:22:49 PM PDT by airborne (MY HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES. MY HEROES WEAR DOG TAGS ! ! !)
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To: Jet Jaguar; Lady Jag; Slings and Arrows; null and void; maggief; Dog; BP2; Candor7; ...

ping!


63 posted on 03/18/2013 8:37:02 PM PDT by bitt (The buck rolls downhill.)
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To: markomalley

EVEN Satan wouldn’t have voted twice against a bill giving treatment or aid to live, fully-formed human infants born in botched abortions.


64 posted on 03/18/2013 8:45:33 PM PDT by bitt (The buck rolls downhill.)
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To: TigersEye
Bo Faery photo obama_pixie1.jpg
65 posted on 03/18/2013 8:46:14 PM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: bitt

Thanks for the ping!


66 posted on 03/18/2013 8:48:24 PM PDT by Alamo-Girl
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To: null and void

I don’t care what you say, that’s not an angel it’s a moonbat! ;^P


67 posted on 03/18/2013 8:50:51 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: TigersEye

Those are fairy wings...


68 posted on 03/18/2013 8:52:27 PM PDT by null and void (If the government is so worried about civil disturbance, why are they working so hard to disturb us?)
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To: null and void
They certainly are!
69 posted on 03/18/2013 8:54:31 PM PDT by TigersEye (The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
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To: markomalley
4. Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is at most an archduke of liars.

5. Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog.

LOL - funny list...

70 posted on 03/18/2013 8:56:50 PM PDT by GOPJ (DHS HAS secured: 1.6 BILLION bullets - 2.700 tanks and 35,000 drones ...to use on American soil...)
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To: markomalley

Satan will have a perfect NCAA bracket


71 posted on 03/18/2013 9:20:15 PM PDT by wyokostur
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To: bitt; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
11. Satan knows who he's working for.


72 posted on 03/18/2013 9:45:35 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: markomalley

30. Satan never goes on vacation.


73 posted on 03/18/2013 10:12:53 PM PDT by Rocky (Obama is pure evil.)
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To: Lucky9teen

74 posted on 03/18/2013 10:45:40 PM PDT by Salamander (We're all kinds of animals comin' round here...occasional demons, too.)
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To: markomalley

Definitely is Satan Obama.
Desperately craving drugs and penis, fully determined to destroy the civilized foundations of the country to get them.

75 posted on 03/19/2013 3:01:36 AM PDT by Berlin_Freeper (Can there be nothing Great and Good in this world?)
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To: markomalley

Satan is eternally damned, Obama still has a chance at redemption.


76 posted on 03/19/2013 6:20:38 AM PDT by jag.drafting (/s)
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To: bitt
RE" "EVEN Satan wouldn’t have voted twice against a bill giving treatment or aid to live, fully-formed human infants born in botched abortions."
Dittos.
77 posted on 03/19/2013 7:47:44 AM PDT by Marine_Uncle (Galt level is not far away......)
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To: Slings and Arrows

78 posted on 03/19/2013 9:12:38 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
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To: Lucky9teen

The Imam Of Flies

79 posted on 03/19/2013 9:32:01 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (who'll take tomorrow,$pend it all today;who can take your income,tax it all away..0'Blowfly can :-)
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To: markomalley

#666 Satan is not a homo
#667 Satan does not require a ghost writer
#668 Satan welcomes souls to his home not shut them out


80 posted on 03/19/2013 11:16:33 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: markomalley
These two look COMPLETELY different! There is no resemblance at all. You can tell from the polar opposite ears.

Oh wait!! I see that the hoodie on the left is making them not stick out... I take that back - I guess now they are indeed, EXACTLY alike!!! (other than taken at different ages/lighting)


81 posted on 03/19/2013 12:51:39 PM PDT by C210N (When people fear government there is tyranny; when government fears people there is liberty)
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To: Lucky9teen

I agree #ObamaIsNotSatan , at least not the one on the History Channel mini series The Bible! ;-)


82 posted on 03/19/2013 7:26:23 PM PDT by The Chief
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To: markomalley; bitt; Secret Agent Man; BillyBoy; fieldmarshaldj; NFHale; Perdogg; AuH2ORepublican

Satan is open about his homosexuality, at least according to South Park.


83 posted on 03/19/2013 11:53:50 PM PDT by Impy (All in favor of Harry Reid meeting Mr. Mayhem?)
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To: Lucky9teen

I’m thinking where did I leave my wallet and my pants?


84 posted on 03/20/2013 9:42:10 PM PDT by Redcitizen (.)
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