Skip to comments.Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan
Posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley
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Honestly I don’t think he’s that smart. Someone/Someteleprompter told him to think that way and he said ‘OK!’ because that’s all he knows how to do.
I really don’t think he is a narcissist anymore. All kidding aside, I think he’s a literal lump of clay and takes the shape of whoever molds him. Left to his own devices he’d sit in a room alone and drool for lack of instruction on what to do next.
I really believe that.
17. Satan does not have a prayer rug.
Even before Obama was nominated, I read a very interesting exchange on another forum. It began in the usual nonsense thread about the possibility that Obama was the antichrist.
At some point, an Obama supporter said he actually wished that Obama *was* the antichrist. Why? “Because then he would be powerful, and give us (his supporters) what we want, and punish the people we hate.”
The trouble is, I think that Obama supporter really meant it. He was so shallow that life for him was distilled into getting free stuff, and hurting those he hated.
Whether or not Hell really exists, this seems to me to be a person destined for it, as no other destiny seems appropriate.
I can see the resemblance...
Satan has standards. Obama does not.
Satan doesn’t have a Wookie wife.
Satan knows that there is a God. Obama doesn’t.
Obama has more little “devils” to help him in his quest for power.
Satan would reject Anita Dunn on general principles.
Satan is not a friend of labor unions.
1. Satan has a brain.
19. Satan knows there is no Austrian language.
20. Satan doesn't think Youtube videos cause Muslims to attack.
21. Satan knows how to shoulder a shotgun.
#? Satan plays a fiddle hard; Obama thinks it’s too hard to play a fiddle.
I'm thinking, I"m thinking...
And oBammy didn’t?/hasn’t? Are you kidding?
22. Satan knows who Jack Benny is. 0bama thinks Jack Benny is a British comedian.
I guess I meant “smart people”.
Well, the anti-christ is the opposite of jesus
1. jesus was from a virgin birth - obama born from a whore
2. jesus says children are a gift from above- obama aborts them
3. jesus is truth- obama is a liar
4. jesus hates lawyers, obama is a lawyer
5. jesus destroys gays (sodom and gommorah)- obama embraces them
6. Democrats are the party (the people) that denied god three times in the open for the world to see.. catholics are wanting the chruch to “change” with the times— but only one problem with that— jesus (God) hasnt changed- jesus says “ you see me you see the father” - they think the same, and have no regrets about destroying gays at sodom and gommorah, or any other thing written-
Satan is envious of BO because BO won’t tell him where the other 7 or 8 states are.
Satan doesn’t need a teleprompter to tell him how to wreak havoc.
Satan doesn’t think he is God.
Satan TELLS Tiger Woods to come to HIS golf course.
Satan doesn’t blame women for his shortcomings.
I would dispute #8; he has agents doing his bidding, some quite enthusiastically.
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