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Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan
The American Catholic ^
| 3/18/2013
| Donald R. McClarey
Posted on 03/18/2013 3:19:37 PM PDT by markomalley
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To: TigersEye
23) Satan doesn't throw like a girl
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:17:29 PM PDT
by
CaptainK
(...please make it stop. Shake a can of pennies at it.)
To: gov_bean_ counter
I'm thinking....I'm thinking....
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:22:01 PM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading.~Thomas Jeffer)
To: TigersEye
21. Satan knows there are only 50 states.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:25:46 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: Georgia Girl 2
24. Satan knows there are only 50 states.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:28:11 PM PDT
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: markomalley
24. satan does not attract flies to face like Obama
25 obama stinks, at least Satan probably takes a bath.
26. satan is at least organized, obama cannot find his way out of a paper bag.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:36:38 PM PDT
by
hondact200
(Candor dat viribos alas (sincerity gives wings to strength) and Nil desperandum (never despair))
To: CaptainK
25. Satan would let a dog drag him around.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:38:21 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
wouldn't let a dog drag him around (grrr)
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:39:31 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: markomalley
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:42:17 PM PDT
by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: markomalley
Satan knows Obama is not God.
Satan didn’t outsource running the DNC.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:49:11 PM PDT
by
mnehring
To: Georgia Girl 2
27. Satan wouldn't bow to...
- The Saudi king.
- The Emperor of Japan.
- The Premiere of China.
- The mayor of Tampa.
- The WH butler.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:50:53 PM PDT
by
TigersEye
(The irresponsible should not be leading the responsible.)
To: markomalley
Satan needs no teleprompter and he would not have married Moochelle.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:52:29 PM PDT
by
dforest
(I have now entered the Twilight Zone.)
To: Norm Lenhart
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:54:10 PM PDT
by
Cheapskate
(Play loud and carry BIG sticks!)
To: markomalley
0bama’s horns are longer.
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:55:01 PM PDT
by
1217Chic
To: markomalley
11. Because my ex-wife is Satan
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posted on
03/18/2013 4:59:43 PM PDT
by
Cyman
To: Cheapskate
He’s probably got one already. Three 6’s
To: markomalley
Satan is wearing a hood.
Obama is from the 'hood.
To: markomalley
28. Satan knows that Honolulu isn’t in Asia.
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posted on
03/18/2013 5:29:56 PM PDT
by
Fiji Hill
(Io Triumphe!)
To: GSWarrior; All
But look at the ways they are similar:
Satan appears as an angel of light, Obama appears as the post-racial, post-partisan saviour of America and the world.
Satan is a thief, liar, and destroyer. Obama is a thief, liar, and destroyer.
Satan is a rock star to his followers. Obama is a rock star to his followers.
Satan is the enemy of all that is true, holy, pure, and beautiful. Obama is the enemy of all that is true, holy, pure, and beautiful.
So yes, I see a strong family resemblance there. The little nut didn’t fall far from the tree.
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posted on
03/18/2013 5:33:55 PM PDT
by
Stingray
(Stand for the truth or you'll fall for anything.)
To: Stingray
They each have their own special symbol:
To: Fiji Hill
29. Satan has never heard of the Choom Gang.
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posted on
03/18/2013 6:16:02 PM PDT
by
Colonel_Flagg
("Don't be afraid to see what you see." -- Ronald Reagan)
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