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DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix

DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, “I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out.” This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining “I Believe” threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of DUmmies along for a ride on his “I Believe” threads. Let us now lead off with the lament of MaryH who sounds like she is just giving up on politics. As usual, the demoralized DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your Tom Servo humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out

I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.

We have lost Congress

We have lost the Judiciary

We have lost the law

We have lost our right to religion.

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.

MaryH

[Unfortunately you also got checked out by the DUmmie FUnnies and are now a Web Laughingstock. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

[But our REPUBLIC seems to be doing just fine.]

Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.

[Racial wars like in the Sudan. OOPS! Those are Muslims conducting the “racial wars.” Back to square one.]

There is no restriction on freedom of religion in the USA. Try a Muslim country if you want to see what restrictions on freedom of religion really look like. Hyperbole does our side no good.

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Whenever a DUmmie post makes sense, I know it is from a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

There is no state religion in the United States. There may be a large cultural compenent of Americans that is Evangelical, but thatis not a state religion.

[That’s the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]

The Jesusistas have imposed Christianity as the state religion.

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?]

There is NO state religion in the USA. None, nada, zilch. State religion implies the government. Now I will admit that the majority of AMericans are Christians. But So what?? When your tax dollars are paying the salaries of preachers, then you can say you have a state religion.

[HELLO! HELLO! Calling the DUmmie Moderator! Please expel forgethell from DUmmieland for making 3 posts in a row that actually make sense!]

40 BILLION of our taxpayer (and not just christian) dollars is available to Christian Groups in 2005. and yes, this money is paying the saleries of preachers.

[40 BILLION bucks just for signing up with the “Jesusita” team? Nice chunk of change!]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]

Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami, and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game.

[Strange how they are only rigged when you LOSE elections.]

We've had dishonest govts. before this one - in fact they are all probably pretty dishonest. But at least we had our Constitution and now I feel like that piece of paper is meaningless.

[This sudden DUmmie concern for the Constitution is quite touching. Especially after all the DUmmie effort to toss out certain sections such as the Second Amendment.]

Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.

[It’s all Karl Rove’s fault that Kerry was suckered into placing his campaign ads on the Game Show Channel!]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

[They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!]

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun

[DUmmie MaryH is growing so desperate that she now wants to learn how to practice Witchcraft. Somebody please help this poor soul out. Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antichristian; christianbashing; christianity; christians; dummies; dummycrap; liberalbigots; religion; religiousintolerance
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To: franksolich
Dummies on Saturday night

Have you seen the pictures of the women? If the world was full of the three hundred pounders with the post-lobotomy facial expressions the globe's population would be halved in a hundred years. :-(
161 posted on 01/09/2005 9:26:10 AM PST by cgbg (My family has two dogs--and they vote!)
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To: groanup
Sorry for the late post on this. We have breaking news about a new Freeper phrase. From the bulletin board that brought you the such catch phrases as:

"This is hugh"

"Series"

"My Beeber is stuned."

Free Republic is proud to announce:

"Oh the HUGH MANATEE"

This phrase was christened on the following thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1314589/posts?page=24#5

I nearly died laughing. The thread then degenerated into some really bad puns and homophones.
162 posted on 01/09/2005 9:39:15 AM PST by MKM1960
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To: Texasforever
twenty some cats on my lap

rofl

This Dummie must weigh six hundred pounds to have a lap that big!
163 posted on 01/09/2005 9:41:04 AM PST by cgbg (My family has two dogs--and they vote. but they don't fit on my lap!)
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To: maryz
The "Get a Brain, Morans" is a standard avatar at DU. It's a inside joke.

It refers to a photograph of a conservative protester holding that sign complete with the misspelling of "morons". Sorry I don't have a link to the photo. Anyway, it is proof positive to the DUmmies that all conservatives are idiots, and the avatar is quite popular over there.
164 posted on 01/09/2005 9:46:38 AM PST by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix
Dang It - This DUmmie stole my tagline!!!
165 posted on 01/09/2005 9:54:08 AM PST by berkeleybeej (Live Free or DieBold)
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To: chesley

Thanks. I was a bit puzzled by it (even though it fits!).


166 posted on 01/09/2005 9:58:53 AM PST by maryz
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To: Charles Henrickson
You have a great knack for play on words! You should get a job writing category headings on "Win Ben Stein's Money".

PS
That airs on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL! :)

167 posted on 01/09/2005 11:58:23 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Diamondhead

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #547.


168 posted on 01/09/2005 3:26:35 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

When I read this guy's full post earlier today, my first thought was he is thinking about committing suicide. I almost logged on to say life isn't that bad, then I remembered I was on DU.

169 posted on 01/09/2005 3:56:29 PM PST by ORECON (Condi Rice/Ann Coulter 2008)
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To: All

No DUFU edition tonight due to being VERY tired. I'll have one up tomorrow. BTW, this week I begin a new regimen of LOTS of walking 4 to 6 hours per day so I can get more sleep. That usually seems to work but I am planning on being systematic about it.


170 posted on 01/09/2005 4:05:20 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: KJC1

It's a hoax, folks.

Which is why I don't feel particularly bad about nominating ol' Khephra for a Darwin Award. Good show there, buddy!

("Slumped over his computer desk," my ass....)

-Dan

171 posted on 01/09/2005 6:56:10 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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To: Welsh Rabbit

I thought FDR promised the chicken and a radio for every home, but I might be thinking of Huey Long.

Nah, Huey's tagline was "Every Man a King". Still have the book. :)

-Dan

172 posted on 01/09/2005 6:58:23 PM PST by Flux Capacitor (NIXON NOW!!!)
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