DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

I've told a few of my friends about the DUmmie FUnnies and most of them find it hard to believe that the DUmmie rantings are as crazed as I describe them. Of course, I always give them the DUFU URL to check for themselves. Well, imagine multiplying those few people by hundreds of thousands or even MILLIONS via a DUmmie FUnnies book? Imagine walking into a major bookstore and seeing stacks of DUFU books (with CD-ROM) chronicling the INSANITY of the liberals in their OWN words? Now you know why I WANT to see the DUFU book published. Therefore, if you are a literary agent or book publisher, please contact me at PJ-Comix to get this project OFF THE GROUND!

BTW, I left many of the wackier posts in this DUmmie Thread off this edition so you all out there can take a stab at DUFUing the DUmmies as well. So you might want to check the link to this thread in DUmmieland and be ASTOUNDED at some of the other things they've ranted about.

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[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[KoRn]

first!

[MikefromOhio]

[Didn’t the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?] ========================================================= LOL I KNOW you had fun typing that one!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

I think the DUmmies are moving through the Kübler-Ross stages of grief.

[commonguymd]

They’re coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! They’re coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!

This is one of the best ones yet. Wish I was a book publisher - you have a good idea there.

[KSCITYBOY]

Bumping more insane rants from the deranged left.

[Chummy]

"I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out...."
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This quote is attributed to the first liberal, Leftmael, sometime around that brother slaying incident in the Holy Book.

[freedumb2003]

first?

[HungarianGypsy]

Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun
What would happen if she cast her little spell and Bush's nose didn't grow and the truth was what they have already said?

[mewzilla]

We have lost our right to religion.

Okaaaaay....

[Mr. Mojo]

I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out"

That should last about a couple weeks, at most. .....or until they get all excited about the next "next Watergate" scandal.

[rdb3]

Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.

Which Republican was that?

[Mr. Mojo]

Does anyone here know how to do spells?

Quite a few, I suspect.

[Mr. Mojo]

Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.

lol.....Because a few Islamic terrorists are still locked up in Guantanamo Bay, no doubt.

[Repub4bush]

HOOVER

[Chummy]

"...Now [Republicans] promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts...."

Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson live, dine and drive well on GOP promises?

Live, Dine and Drivewell, Dem Trial Attorneys-at-Law

[wagglebee]

It would appear that they've actually moved to the Jim Jones stage of despair.

[Roscoe Karns]

And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI

Take another look, MaryH. Those guys there in the white coats don't work for the FBI.

[Welsh Rabbit]

The Jesusistas have imposed

They really suck at coming up with derogatory nicknames. It needs to roll of the tongue to work.