DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 8, 2005 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[cgbg]

Dummies on Saturday night

Have you seen the pictures of the women? If the world was full of the three hundred pounders with the post-lobotomy facial expressions the globe's population would be halved in a hundred years. :-(

[MKM1960]

Sorry for the late post on this. We have breaking news about a new Freeper phrase. From the bulletin board that brought you the such catch phrases as:

"This is hugh"

"Series"

"My Beeber is stuned."

Free Republic is proud to announce:

"Oh the HUGH MANATEE"

This phrase was christened on the following thread:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1314589/posts?page=24#5

I nearly died laughing. The thread then degenerated into some really bad puns and homophones.

[cgbg]

twenty some cats on my lap

rofl

This Dummie must weigh six hundred pounds to have a lap that big!

[chesley]

The "Get a Brain, Morans" is a standard avatar at DU. It's a inside joke.

It refers to a photograph of a conservative protester holding that sign complete with the misspelling of "morons". Sorry I don't have a link to the photo. Anyway, it is proof positive to the DUmmies that all conservatives are idiots, and the avatar is quite popular over there.

[berkeleybeej]

Dang It - This DUmmie stole my tagline!!!

[maryz]

Thanks. I was a bit puzzled by it (even though it fits!).

[Roscoe Karns]

You have a great knack for play on words! You should get a job writing category headings on "Win Ben Stein's Money".

PS
That airs on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL! :)

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #547.

[ORECON]

My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.

When I read this guy's full post earlier today, my first thought was he is thinking about committing suicide. I almost logged on to say life isn't that bad, then I remembered I was on DU.

[PJ-Comix]

No DUFU edition tonight due to being VERY tired. I'll have one up tomorrow. BTW, this week I begin a new regimen of LOTS of walking 4 to 6 hours per day so I can get more sleep. That usually seems to work but I am planning on being systematic about it.

[Flux Capacitor]

It's a hoax, folks.

Which is why I don't feel particularly bad about nominating ol' Khephra for a Darwin Award. Good show there, buddy!

("Slumped over his computer desk," my ass....)

-Dan

[Flux Capacitor]

I thought FDR promised the chicken and a radio for every home, but I might be thinking of Huey Long.

Nah, Huey's tagline was "Every Man a King". Still have the book. :)

-Dan