Skip to comments.DUmmie FUnnies 01-08-05 ("I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore")
Posted on 01/08/2005 3:23:18 PM PST by PJ-Comix
DUmmie Demoralization is proceeding apace as you can see in this THREAD titled, I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out. This thread follows on the heels of DUmmie Doohickie giving up on his highly entertaining I Believe threads. The big difference between DUmmie Doohickie and the author of this thread, DUmmie MaryH, is that at least Doohickie left on a positive note while MaryH sounds completely demoralized. Also I think DUmmie MaryH is an AUTHENTIC DUmmie while I have my suspicions that Doohickie is really a Freeper Troll who took a bunch of DUmmies along for a ride on his I Believe threads. Let us now lead off with the lament of MaryH who sounds like she is just giving up on politics. As usual, the demoralized DUmmie lamentations are in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your Tom Servo humble correspondent is in the [brackets]:
I'm Starting to Just Not Care Anymore - I'm Just All Cared Out
I have quit watching the News where I used to watch it all the time. I don't feel like anything I do will make any difference so why even try.
We have lost Congress
We have lost the Judiciary
We have lost the law
We have lost our right to religion.
And I posted how I felt here and promptly got checked out by the CIA or the FBI. Fortunately, I probably have the most boring record in history.
[Unfortunately you also got checked out by the DUmmie FUnnies and are now a Web Laughingstock. BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!]
Add that we have lost our democracy to fascism.
[But our REPUBLIC seems to be doing just fine.]
Excuse me, but the Christian church is NOT involved in Charity. They are too busy with political activism, and justifying racial wars to gain mineral wealth. Also, they only recieved 2.2 Billion dollars of our tax money through "faith based iniatives" in 2004. There will be over 40 Billion available in 2005. All this money is without any accountablility. I feel that any donation to a Christian church today would only buy assult weapons for the KKK. I used to call myself a "Christian" but I refuse to do so any more. I will not be associated with those thugs any longer.
[Racial wars like in the Sudan. OOPS! Those are Muslims conducting the racial wars. Back to square one.]
There is no restriction on freedom of religion in the USA. Try a Muslim country if you want to see what restrictions on freedom of religion really look like. Hyperbole does our side no good.
[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! Whenever a DUmmie post makes sense, I know it is from a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]
There is no state religion in the United States. There may be a large cultural compenent of Americans that is Evangelical, but thatis not a state religion.
[Thats the second post that makes sense from DUmmie forgethell. I therefore accuse Dummie forgethell of being a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL.]
The Jesusistas have imposed Christianity as the state religion.
[Didnt the Jesusistas play the Juaristas in a big baseball game? Or did they play the Zapatistas?]
There is NO state religion in the USA. None, nada, zilch. State religion implies the government. Now I will admit that the majority of AMericans are Christians. But So what?? When your tax dollars are paying the salaries of preachers, then you can say you have a state religion.
[HELLO! HELLO! Calling the DUmmie Moderator! Please expel forgethell from DUmmieland for making 3 posts in a row that actually make sense!]
40 BILLION of our taxpayer (and not just christian) dollars is available to Christian Groups in 2005. and yes, this money is paying the saleries of preachers.
[40 BILLION bucks just for signing up with the Jesusita team? Nice chunk of change!]
Once upon a time, the Republican Party promised you a chicken in every pot and a car in every garage. Now they promise preachers Beef Wellington on their dinner plates, BMWs in their garages and unlimited amounts in preachers Swiss Bank accounts.
[Who knew that Rev. Lovejoy drives a BMW and has unlimited funds in a Swiss Bank account?]
Most of us did everything in our power to stop this American tsunami, and lost only because the people in power are dishonest criminals who set up a rigged game.
[Strange how they are only rigged when you LOSE elections.]
We've had dishonest govts. before this one - in fact they are all probably pretty dishonest. But at least we had our Constitution and now I feel like that piece of paper is meaningless.
[This sudden DUmmie concern for the Constitution is quite touching. Especially after all the DUmmie effort to toss out certain sections such as the Second Amendment.]
Soo much effort was put into that last f*cked up campaign. Bush ads were aired during the most popular shows and sporting events. Kerry ads were aired on the F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. I still cannot believe that to this day. Let me say it one more time. THE F*CKING GAME SHOW CHANNEL. The bush republithugs have attacked every worthwhile democratic institution without any meaningful response. What few voices were out there were deafened by the cheers of church people.
[Its all Karl Roves fault that Kerry was suckered into placing his campaign ads on the Game Show Channel!]
My wife doesn't know how scared I am, even though I've told her that things are going to be very different in just a few months from now.
[Theyre coming to take you away! Hee! Hee! Theyre coming to take you away! Ha! Ha!]
Does anyone here know how to do spells? That might be kind of fun to watch. Bush's nose growing with every lie. Or how about one where they all have to tell the truth when they open their mouths? That would be fun
[DUmmie MaryH is growing so desperate that she now wants to learn how to practice Witchcraft. Somebody please help this poor soul out. Perhaps we can teach her Santeria as well.]
Here here! :)
Strange. I was just over there and the date on the original thread has been changed to Jan 8! How did they do that!
The witchcraft one is new - we should keep an eye on this!
Thanks for you giggles !
Heading back to DU to make fun of losers!
I think I know who this could have been. ROTFLMAO.....
The phone number that was there has been exed out, too now.
These are too good to miss!
Please add me.
Actually, a Google search is saying it was Hoover who promised two chickens in every pot and a car in every garage. It looks like I may need a refresher on Depression history. http://www.tqnyc.org/NYC040581/HH.htm
Maybe this Kephra guy is faking his own death as an elaborate way to break off all contact with DUmmy Land...
Man, you are so right.
I just checked, and "William Pitt" is boosting "William Pitt" again, using this as an excuse.
These DUmmies are so credulous it is unbelievable.
If anyone from DU is reading here, I am sorry for your loss and my sympathies and prayers to Khephra's mother. 37 is way too young to go.
I agree. After reading through it all I am convinced it's for real.
My condolences to his mother and DUers who might be reading this.
"I thought FDR promised the chicken and a radio for every home, but I might be thinking of Huey Long."
No, I was stupid not to Google the phrase before I posted...
It was Hoover that said it...my mistake. :(
Huey Long ran on "A chicken in every pot, and every man king of his castle"
"Liberals with guns are more dangerous than rednecks with bandanas"
Uh, liberals don't have guns. If they shot a gun, I would be more worried for anyone in the surrounding area. The target would be safe.
"Was it not Roosevelt that promised the chicken in every pot?
I am almost sure it was a democrat. "
Actually, it was a Republican. Herbert Hoover.
The witchcraft one is new - we should keep an eye on this! "
Actually, what was even more entertaining were the threads that were posted in the Meeting Room forum by the astrologers doing natal charts for Bush, Kerry, etc., along with charts for protests, the inauguration, etc. etc. This group actually has its own forum over there now. Can't remember where it is. It's a sub-group of one of the new groups they created. Check it out some time. They have tarot card readers and God knows what else.
Not surprising that the astrologers were predicting a Kerry win. One of them said that she wasn't sure, but that she saw Kerry's "presence" at the inauguration, in addition to Bush's "presence", which she took to mean that Kerry would be the one who was sworn in.
Isn't there something in the book of Isaiah where God basically mocks astrologers, saying something to the effect of, "Let the astrologers come forth! They can't save you. They can't even save themselves!"
Dude, you crack me up!
Yes, it's the "Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group" over at DU. I hadn't ventured in before - but will now with your recommendation.
Kephra? I didn't think he was a teenager. I may be wrong, though.
So what's the latest on this? I'm on my husband's computer tonight, and he forbids me to go on DU on his computer. Says that site always messes his PC up, so I need to rely on y'all for info until I can get my laptop.
My first instinct is that it's a hoax, but if it's not, it is very sad.
Condolences to Khephra's family.
"If anyone from DU is reading here, I am sorry for your loss and my sympathies and prayers to Khephra's mother. 37 is way too young to go."
Wow. I'm speechless. Rest in peace, Scott. This truly is sad. My condolences to Scott's mother and his DU family.
"Astrology, Spirituality & Alternative Healing Group"
YES!! That's it! Sorry, I would have looked it up for you myself, but since I'm on my hubby's PC, the rule is "no DU". There is a Nancy Waterman who posts there. She has her own website.
I join you in sending condolences to Khephra's family.
Not a chance! I have spent the last 25 years supervising construction. Guys with muscles in their Sh*t. It's the quiet one's that you pay attention to. Braggarts are just that. Confront them and they go whining to their mommies. Chances are face to face this guy would wet his pants. Never met a liberal who actually wanted to take a swing. Those that did were generally to drunk to put up much of an offense. They like to look in the mirror and admire and congratulate themselves to much. after all, they are the enlightened majority don't ya know. LOL
WOW! All I can say is... but for the grace of God....
I'm so impressed at how polite and HUMAN we are at Free Republic. Here some DU person that we don't know, and probably would disagree with 99% of the time, passes away--and we feel genuine sorrow at the loss. We know that this was a real human being, and he left behind real people with real feelings who cared about him.
Contrast this with the classless DU response to a great American statesman's passing:
Tacky, tacky, tacky.
It looks like it's probably for real. I regret being flippant about it in earlier posts. I feel so sorry for his mother having to find him like that. There's no way of knowing how he died right now, but I hope it was quick and painless. Really makes you think about mortality...
I have no doubt he's just another Keyboard Kommando. Probably had a few drinks and started fantasizing about putting some Bushies in their place, street style...
I officially declare you one of the funniest and cleverest minds on FR. If you have a ping list of any kind, please put me on it.
Well this about says it all.
Where do you sign up to be a preacher?
But not actually 'spell'.
Whew -- at least some DUers are real and aren't FReeper trolls! (Sometimes I start to wonder when so many people here brag about how many posts they have at DU!) Surely a FReeper troll wouldn't be so "dedicated" as to show up at a DU rally to perfect the disguise! ;-)
Sounds like something "backhoe" would have done. Remember the Nigerian 411 scam scams? LOL
You should add "nazis," and "gestapo" to your tag.
But Stalin is dead and Castro is almost.
I was thinking maybe as a means of being dramatic and getting attention. My ex husband would do stupid stuff like that when he was drunk. He would have someone call relatives in another state and say he was dead. Once, after we were already divorced and I was already remarried (to a wonderful man, I might add), my ex went out west somewhere and had someone call my daughter and say he was dead. Needless to say, my daughter was devastated. She called us with the news and my husband took over and told her he would find out what happened and where he was. Well, he couldn't find any proof anywhere but my ex turned up a few days later and swore up and down he hadn't done it but he had done things like that before so I knew he had tried to fake his own death once again just to get attention and see what reaction he was going to get. It was just a really stupid thing to do but he did it several times. But in this case, its looking like it might be real. But what a weird thing for a mother to do who has just lost her child. My mother is already gone but if I was to die, I can't imagine my daughter getting on FR first thing and posting my death. Of course DU was probably the most important thing in this poor souls life so it seemed to the mother like the first thing to do. But its all very strange.
Thats true but the idea of DU types getting in power is just too scary to think about. I have read alot of their stuff that doesn't make it to the DUmmyFUnnies because its not funny. Its just plain scary. They really want President Bush and all of us dead or at least in prison. I have no doubt if they got in a position to implement it, they would. They want rid of conservatives and have talked about conservatives slowly dying out until theres nothing left but liberals. I'm sure Hitler had his dreams of ridding society of certain kinds of humanity, too and then got in a position where he actually did it. These people are very dilusional, just like Hitler was. Its chilling.
What the poor saps over there don't understand is what they really want, in the name of "America," is a true socialist state!
They haven't been taught our real history, just the NEA approved, rewritten cr@p they wish history had been.
One example was quoted as, "...when Germany bombed Pearl Harbor!"
What is so frightening is so many actually believe this BS.
Just went over and read this thread. I found it ironic after reading all the hate for the late President Reagan, that one poster commented that maybe now Reagan would know that liberal hearts are loving hearts. How absolutely sick!
Yes, they do believe it. They are so wrong about so many things, but people like this do get in power and when they do, they wreak havoc with society.
Would someone please explain this assinine comment...I would go over there as a spy and ask this DUer myself, but feel I'd be found out as a Freeper for asking such a logical question!
"I'm on my husband's computer tonight, and he forbids me to go on DU on his computer. Says that site always messes his PC up"
All that's happened to me when I go there is I get alerts from my spyware. Have hubby install a good spyware program. Betting the DUbie Brothers also brag that they don't have any corporate sponsors (snicker).
What a great Hallmark card that would make! LOL!
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